Disclaimer: No characters in this story belong to me. I did not invent them. I just manipulated them.

AN: Now I know this is random but it was a 579 project from English which, for those who don't know, is where you write down five Characters, seven places and nine events. So as you see it is not meant to make sense…enjoy its randomness!

The Case of the Broken Crown

In a lone apartment in the east village of Manhattan sat an old television with a blue screen. A tape of Snow White sat in the VCR while Alice in Wonderland lay in the PSP. A disc of Harry Potter was whirring along in the DVD drive. On screen, a trial was taking place…

"The court of fiction case 493. The court against one Dopey of the Seven Dwarfs," Shouted bailiff Severus Snape.

"Dopey, how do you plead?" Judge Charming asked in a bored tone.

"…"

"Answer the question!" Judge Charming shouted.

"If I may your Honor?" The defendant's attorney, Lord Voldemort piped up.

"Yes?"

"He will not speak sir."

"Will not speak? Do you mean since his arrest?"

"No he has never spoke"

"Then what does he…Voldemort! Will you stop playing with that fly! I will only ask once more, how does you client plead?"

"Well…he hasn't told me per say…but I have decided he pleads not guilty"

"Very well you may call your first witness"

"Thank you your Honor," Lord Voldemort stood his shiny red diamond robes bellowing as he walked up to the center of the floor. "I call a Mister Harry James Party…err Potter" Harry stood his head bopping along to the sound of the court recorder.

"Harry Party that's me alright!" Harry now shook his tiny rump and planted it rather harshly in the witness stand.

"Mr. Potter is it true you were at the Evil Queen's birthday party?"

"Yes."

"Did you try the fish…?"

"TOPIC VOLDEMORT!" shouted the judge.

"Oh yes of course…hmmm…ah yes! Did you happen to see dopey during the time the Queen's crown was allegedly taken?"

"Yes. I was having help practicing my dumb luck" Harry said nodding his head proudly.

"No further questions. You will make it to my reception tomorrow, yes."

"Wouldn't miss it for the world Voldie" the prosecuting attorney, the king of hearts stood.

"The prosecution would like to call its first and only witness the Magic Mirror!"

"Snape please lower the Magic Mirror into the stand, thank you"

" Mirror Mirror on the stand did Dopey break the Queen's Crown's band?"

"No"

"Darn tooten I really thought we had him there," the king mumbled to him self. "Oh well then the prosecution rest!"

"I as the Judge for all of Fandom have reached a verdict. If the Mirror says it then it must be true, Dopey you are GUILTY eghmm INNOCENT! Now lets get some Chinese!"