Naruto's and Sasuke's fights were always amusing to watch, Kakashi mused as he watched the two argue about god knows what. Kakashi thinks it started because Sasuke gave Naruto a 'weird look'.

"ASSHOLE!"

"Tch, dobe."

Kakashi muses that Naruto is like a Chihuahua, all bark and no bite. While Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly.

Yes, Kakashi muses. A fitting analogy.

Though sometimes, it seems like they've stayed up all night thinking of insults to yell at each other…

"At least I ain't got a stick shoved up my ass 24-fucking-7! Mind taking it out and lending it to me? I wanna beat the living crap out of you with it."

"There'd be no point doing that to you. Your heads so thick you probably wouldn't feel it."

Really, Kakashi wonders. How do they manage this with all the sexual tension buzzing around? It's amazing. Ever since the day he had taken them swimming (a glorious day) and they had both at separate times stared at the other shirtless, they had been rather uncomfortable around each other.

But they must be reaching breaking point by now, surely…

"AHH! I HATE YOU!"

"Die."

"SCUM!"

"Do the world a favour and remove yourself from it."

"AHHHH!"

Ah yes, it was always going to be Naruto who made the 'first move', Kakashi thought as Naruto lunged at Sasuke, kunai in hand. Though, admittedly, Kakashi would have prefered it if the first move had been made without killing intent, but it was a start.

"Ummm, Kakashi-sensei? Aren't you going to stop them? And why are we hiding in a bush?"

Ahh, Sakura. So naïve, so innocent…

"We just need to let things play out…"

She bit her lip. "But...you usually stop them when they ugh gah meh…"

Kakashi blinked at Sakuras lack of speech, then glanced across at the fighting pair. Only, they weren't fighting anymore…Sasuke had Naruto pinned to the ground, and their lips were touching ever so slightly.

"Awwww…"

"Meh, gah, eh, kah…"

Kakashi watched the two boys, then reached into his bag and pulled out a camcorder that he quickly turned on.

Now for the good stuff…

"Eek! Kakashi-sensei! What are you-mphf."

Kakashi quickly knocked out Sakura. She was a liability to the mission…

"Sasuke…"

"…Naruto…"

His attention went quickly back to the two boys, who were now staring into each others eyes. Suddenly, Sasuke lunged forward and met Naruto's eager mouth.

Kakashi grinned and held down a button.

Thank god for zoom…