What They Don't Say Part 2
Don't own Naruto…or any other person that was featured…
WARNING!! SAKURA BASHING!!!
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Director- Aaaaaaand…ACTION!
Naruto- Sasuke…Why?
Sasuke- Because I-
Loud explosion
Naruto- What the hell?!
Smoke clears - Head pokes out of the whole at the side of the set
Naruto- Inuyasha?!
Inuyasha- Sorry!
Director growls- I am TRYING to shoot a scene here!!
Sasuke- What happened?
Inuyasha- The special effects for my windscar messed up…sorry dude…
Another explosion – Head pokes out of the other side of the set
???- Whoops…
Sasuke- Ryu from Street Fighter?!
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Ibiki- Mr. Clean is my Idol!
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Neji about to fight Kidomaru
Neji- What the hell?! Why do I have to fight this Bootleg, Spider Man Rip-Off?!?
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Hinata- Harder Sasuke! Harder!
Sasuke- Argh-I'm-Ah-doing the best-Agh-I can!!
Hinata- Oh god Sasuke! Do it Harder!
Sasuke- Ah-Damn-Argh-it-Ahhh!!
Hinata- Harder Sasuke! Just a little longer!
Sasuke sets down Pickle jar
Sasuke- The top just won't come off!
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Itachi- Kisame was too scared to even go in the kiddie pool…Damn wimp…
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Sakura and Ino- Neo from The Matrix is SO HOTT!
Male characters from Naruto- PUH-LESE!! That man's a wuss!!
Lee- So is that Bruce Lee!!!
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Kakashi- Kiss me, smack me, touch me, squeeze me, give it to me just how you like it girrrrl!
All women around him- Damn perv...
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Sasuke at Orochimaru's lair
Kabuto whispers to Sasuke- I suggest that you don't stay in the same room with Orochimaru…let alone his room…
Sasuke- Why?
Kabuto- Basically…He's the Michael Jackson of Anime…
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Naruto and Sasuke sitting on Sasuke's Porch smoking weed
Naruto- Dude…I'm like…soooo High!
Sasuke- S-So?! I'm so high…I don't even…KNOW I'm high…
Naruto- You just said…you're high…man we're high…
Sasuke- No…We're high…Dumbass…
Naruto- But I said…I was high first!
Sasuke- Hehe…you said butt… falls over and passes out
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Naruto to Kisame- You damn Jaws wannabe!!
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Gai- Screw being a ninja! I'm going to be a professional Ballet!!
Lee- Hell Yeah!!
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Chunin Exams – Kakashi is PISSED
Kakashi- GODDAMNITALL!! I bet a shit load of money that Neji would beat that dumbasses ass! Referring to Naruto
Sakura- But Kakashi…Isn't gambling illegal?
Kakashi- Fck you Sakura! It's illegal for you to be that damn ugly, but you still do it anyway!!
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Gai- Lee! Those innocent people are in danger!!
Lee- Jiminy Crickets! Holy Flippin' Smokes! Geewilikers! Holy Rusted Metal Batman! …I mean Gai-Sensei! What should we do!?!
Gai- ………………God damn you killed it Lee…I can't work like this… walks away sadly
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FINALE!! SORRY FOR MAKING THIS SO SHORT, BUT THE FINALE IS EXTRA LONG!!
Who Stole Naruto's Ramen?
Naruto- MY RAMEN!! SOME ONE STOLE MY RAMEN!!
Suddenly, a room with suspects lined up against a wall with poorly painted height lines appears – Sasuke, Kakashi, Sakura,
Naruto walks up to Sasuke- Who stole the ramen from my ramen jar? Was it you?
Sasuke- Who me?
Naruto- Yes you!
Sasuke- Couldn't be!
Naruto- Then who!?
Naruto walks up to Kakashi
Naruto- Who stole the Ramen from my ramen jar? Was it you?
Kakashi- Who me?
Naruto- Yes you!
Kakashi- Couldn't be!
Naruto- Then who!?
Naruto walks up to Sakura
Naruto- Who stole the ramen from my ramen jar? Was it you?
Sakura- Who me?
Naruto- Yes you!
Sakura- Couldn't be!
Naruto- THEN WHO THE HELL STOLE MY RAMEN!?!?!?!
Evil Laughter sounds the room
???- It was I!!!
Everyone stares at the stranger
Naruto- You again?!
Sasuke- Inuyasha, why would you steal this idiots' ramen?
Inuyasha- Because! That whiny bitch Kagome didn't bring me any! So, I took it from an easier target! Evil giggle – Begins to rub hands like a crazy person Like taking candy from a retard…except retards fight back…
Naruto- How did you even get here?
Inuyasha- Huh? Oh, Oh…I live right down the street from you. Y'know, that corner on Hokage Street and Kaede Village Road?
Sakura- Oh, I know where that is! I go there all the time to-
Everyone in the room- Shut up Sakura! No one cares about you!!
Sakura- gets mad Why you!! Tackles Inuyasha
Inuyasha- God Lee! When was the last time you showered woman?!
Sakura- Quiet!!! Put's armpit to Inu's face – Inu Falls unconscious
Kakashi- Wow, Sakura actually did something useful!!
Naruto- Three cheers for me getting my ramen back!
People begin to crowd in the room
Naruto- Hip Hip!
People- YAY!!!
Naruto- Hip Hip!
People- YAY!!!
Naruto- Hip Hip!
People- HORRAY!!!
Naruto- Now, Three cheers for Sakura for stopping Inuyasha!! Hip Hip!!
People- BOOO!!
Naruto- Hip Hip!!
People- BOOO!!
Naruto- Hip Hip!!
Someone from Audience- BOO YOU STINK!!!
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Yay! End of Part two!
Sorry if it wasn't as good as the first…but hey! It had its moments! Right?
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