I borrowed two of TSA's OCs for this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Same goes for above-mentioned OCs.

Pulling, or Yanking, the Tail off of the Donkey

(A/N: The Original Characters borrowed are from Tear Shield Alchemist's story called "What If". Oh, and if Miss La Flaga's name looks a bit different I had to correct it to make sure the damn spellchecker doesn't bother me.)

Nina Marie La Flaga was stock still. Now why the heck is Prayer dozing off in here of all places, the hallway of the ship? She didn't know. And he didn't care.

But another thing would be the fact that Kira was staring at the sleeping form.

"Prayer, wake the hell up." He said.

Prayer didn't move a muscle.

"Prayer, wake up." Kira repeated.

The boy on the floor continued to doze off. And by now…

…The Ultimate Coordinator couldn't take it anymore.

"PRAYER REEVES, WAKE THE HELL UP!" Kira shouted.

Prayer jolted up, wide awake, and stumbled into Kira's body, knocking the two of them over. Nina just giggled.

…However, Athrun also got into the mess by getting pushed by Yzak, knocking him into Nina and creating a mess of limbs.

Now, how the hell were they going to get out of this mess?

At least Cagalli picked this time to walk over and help them out.

One problem though…

"I think I broke my back," Kira muttered.

And we thought coordinators couldn't get hurt to the point of internal injury.

Two and a half hours pass by as Kira is taken to the infirmary for medical treatment.

Athrun sighed.

Obviously no one was happy about this. Dearka and Yzak are the only exceptions, however, as they were laughing their heads off in the corridor.

…and you thought they got over trying to pummel the crap out of the "great" Kira Yamato.

Kira was pissed. Really, really, REALLY pissed off at the fact that his back got snapped in two and he can't do anything about the idiots at the corridor were laughing so hard they thought their lungs were going to burst.

Hey, life is a horrible thing to waste, and that applies to coordinators…

…or does it?

The Ultimate Coordinator got out of bed and staggered over to the laughing duo to punch the lights out of them.

One thing's for sure, mighty commander Yamato is P.O.-ed, big time.

Cagalli was even more pissed off, however.

"LET ME BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM, LITTLE BROTHER, OR I'LL PERSONALLY KICK YOUR ASS TO THE MOON AS WELL!" the said girl screamed.

…Uh-oh. Heads or tails, she's real insane.

Nina gaped at the sight before her.

And as the hours passed by, Yzak and Dearka got the shit kicked out of them by the furious Athha.

Hey, could have been worse.

And right when I said that the ship went cart-wheeling, flipping straight upside down.

…Well, the situation just got worse…

And that only blew things up when Prayer got as pissed off as the universe.

…Do I have to clean everyone else's messes up?

"NO, YOU DON'T!" Kira screamed at me, making him look like some sort of Wiener schnitzel.

…Wait a sec; they're not supposed to hear me.

"That's not the only thing that you're going to hear!" Cagalli yelled at me, cracking her knuckles.

…Uh…oh…

"Uh-oh is right, you dumbass!" Prayer screamed as he hit me over the head with a huge club.

I passed out.

And that means this story is over.

Ahahahahaha … that was stupid of me. Go ahead and R&R. See ya later.