based on real events --

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-- --just so you don't get confused, here a hint, the one who is usually shouting is most likely, and probably is, Gakuto.

-- Revised 3-17-2007

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"I'm bored." Gakuto said, as he and Oshitari were sitting together on the big bus owned by Atobe as they were coming back from a game. Of course, as they were Hyoutei, they had won, and Gakuto decided to break the silence between him and Oshitari, seeing how everyone else was talking.

"Did you have to tell me that?" Oshitari said, slightly annoyed. (because he was trying to sleep)

"Yeah, I just HAD to get it off my chest."

"Right... if you're bored, then I'm Yuushi."

"Right then, if you're Yuushi then I'm bored."

Oshitari raised his eyebrow and smirked, he played along with Gakuto.

"No, you're not bored, you're Gakuto."

"Nooo... I'm bored."

"And I'm Yuushi."

"Exacly! So If I'm bored then you're Yuushi.'

"So, "if you're bored, then I'm Yuushi."

"Right! Exactly what I said...Waaaaaaaaiit, you're confusing me!"

"Shishido," Oshitari turned back to where Shishido and Ohtori were sitting, "tell Gakuto here that, "If he's bored, then I'm Yuushi."

"Hah? uuuhhh... okay then... what he said."

"So, then if You're bored, then I'm Yuushi? wait I mean, Gakuto?"

"You're Yuushi?" Oshitari said.

"No I'm not!"

"But you just said you were."

"Not I didn't I meant, If I were bored, you would say that you're Yuushi."

"So you're Yuushi."

"No! I said that YOU would say that "I'm Yuushi" if I were to say "I'm bored!"

"You just stated that you were Yuushi."

"No I didn't, you are the own saying all these weird things, and I'm getting really confused so stop talking like this! It's driving me crazy! UUURRGGGGHH!"

"I'm bored." Oshitari said, just out of the blue.

"And I'm Yuush- Yuushi! You're confusing me!"

"Who are you calling Yuushi, my name is Gakuto."

"What?!"

"I am Gakuto."

"But, what if you're lying?"

"I wouldn't be lying, or then that would imply that I'm not stating the truth, which I am."

"Nuuh-uh! That's not true, if you were lying, the what you are saying is not the truth therefore, You're lying!"

"But I'm not lying, " 'gakuto' said, "BECAUSE I'm telling the truth, meaning YOU would be lying."

"I'm not lying, you're lying!"

"What if you're lying, right when you just said that you aren't lying and that I'm lying."

"You're the liar! What if you were lying right you said that I was a liar and doubled lied so then means I'm not lying and you are not!"

"..."

"That,"Gakuto continued, followed with a pause, "THAT'S DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME!"

There was a long silence.

"Ok fine, I'm Yuushi and you're bored, got it?" Gakuto finally gave up.

"If you're Yuushi, then I'm bored."

"YES." Gakuto rolled his eyes.

"I'm bored." He smirked.

"..and I'M YUUSHI." he said, quite dully, after awhile, arguing with the tensai was quite tiring.

haha, i'm finished, and again, this is based off of my conversation with my friend, Hannah, on the bus, YES, WE REALLY HAD THIS CONVERSATION, WE WERE THAT BORED. this really is stupid, but i put it up anyways.

It was originally MUCH longer, but i didn't really want to write all of it.