Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognise... I am a mere humble being trying to write decent stories with someone else's characters...

Okay, so is it so surprising that more things I've learnt from Supernatural have stuck in my head better than stuff I've learnt from school? Hardly. I actually pay attention to Supernatural...

"Twelve Things I've learnt from Supernatural that I will never learn from school..."

1. The Impala is irreplacable, and if you screw it up Dean will kill you.

2. That Constance chick really is a bitch!

3. Samuel Colt only made one 'magic gun' and if you 'accidentally' waste on of it's limited magic bullets, Daddy will be mad. And if he isn't, quickly throw holy water at him and call your brother. He is most likely possessed.

4. Sam wears women's underwear.

5. Zeppelin Rules. No question about it.

6. It takes exactly 7 minutes for the city to respond once you pull the fire alarm.

7. You should never tell a scarecrow that it's 'fugly' - Chances are later on you'll end up tied to a tree with a young, clueless girl, about to be 'sacrificed' (which, by the way is classier than being killed) to said scarecrow, WITHOUT a plan.

8. The thing in your basement that sounds like rats scratching probably isn't.

9. Never wear white to bed. It's tempting fate.

10. When trying to get your whole family out of the house because a massive storm of bugs is about to come and kill you, telling your father (who, by the way already thinks you're insane) the truth will not help. Lying, in this case, will. So tell him you have a pain in your side and need to go to the hospital or something.

11. A demon will always find out if you 'accidentally' gave her/him a dead ringer for The Colt. No matter how many smart-ass lines you give them.

12. If someone say's a house is haunted, don't go in!