Pairings: Usagi/Mamoru, Haruka/Michiru, Gurio/Naru, Zocite/Kunzite, ChibiUsa/Helios, Rei/Yuuichirou, Tonks/Remus, Hermione/Harry, Ginny/Draco, Ron/Blaise, Sirius/Bill
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Tonks, Remus, Ginny, Draco, Blaise, Snape, Luna, Sirius, Bill, Flitwick, Daphne, Charlie, Voldemort, Pansy, Regulus, Bellatrix, Lucius, Greyback, Dumbledore, Percy, Fudge, Goyle, McGonagall, Crabbe, Sprout, and Umbridge all woke up to find them selves in a room.
"Finally they're awake," they heard a voice above them. They looked up to see fifteen people on a balcony. Most of them were girls.
"Who the hell are you," Greyback yelled.
"I demand you let us go," Fudge said.
"Yeah," Harry said, before pointing to Voldemort, Pansy, Bellatrix, Lucius, Greyback, Goyle, Crabbe, Draco, Fudge, and Umbridge, "Except for them. You can keep them."
"Hey," said all of the aforementioned and now quite insulted…uh…people.
"No fighting, dammit," the person who spoke before said, "At least not yet. And before you ask again, my name is RuneWitchSakura, but you may all call me Rune. This here (holding onto a little boy) is my annoying little brother who we will call Annoyance, for the hell of it. Now…Sailor Moon people, introduce yourselves."
"Usagi Tsukino."
"Mamoru Chiba."
"ChibiUsa Tsukino."
"Rei Hino."
"Ami Mizuno."
"Minako Aino."
"Makoto Kino."
"Setsuna Meioh."
"Haruka Tenoh."
"Michiru Kaioh."
"Hotaru Tomoe."
"Naru Osaka."
"Gurio Umino."
"Good, now…Harry Potter people, introduce yourselves," Rune said.
"Harry Potter."
"Hermione Granger."
"Ron Weasley."
"Tonks."
"Remus Lupin."
"Sirius Black."
"Ginny Weasley."
"Percy Weasley."
"Bill Weasley."
"Charlie Weasley."
"Minister Cornelius Fudge."
"Delores Umbridge."
"(cough)Umbitch(cough)," Rune said.
"Draco Malfoy."
"Blaise Zabini."
"Regulus Black."
"Lord Voldemort."
"Lucius Malfoy."
"Bellatrix Lestrange."
"Gregory Goyle."
"Vincent Crabbe."
"Pansy Parkinson."
"…" Snape.
"Albus Wulfric Percival Brian Dumbledore."
"Filius Flitwick."
"Minerva McGonagall."
"Pomona Sprout."
"Luna Lovegood."
"…" Greyback.
"Daphne Greengrass."
"Great…now that were all acquainted," Rune said, "See the boxes…there's one up here and one down there. Your names are in this box (holds up box), and the Sailor Moon people's names are in the box down there. We draw a name from this box, and the person we call draws a name from that box. Got it? Good. Ms. Tsukino, seeing as you're future queen of Crystal Tokyo…why don't you do the honors." Usagi started drawing names.
"Ron Weasley." Ron nervously walked up to the box, stuck his hand in, and pulled out a piece of paper.
"Sailor Uranus - Haruka Tenoh. What the hell?" he said.
"Don't ask," Rune said, "Usagi."
"Draco Malfoy." Draco walked confidently up to the box, and took out a piece of paper. His eye started twitching.
"Sailor Venus - Minako Aino," Draco said, eye still twitching. When Ron started laughing he stated, "At least it's better than Sailor Butt."
"What'd you say!" Haruka and Ron exclaim at the same time, before tackling him.
Usagi smiled and continued to read names.
Harry Potter: Sailor Jupiter - Makoto Kino
Luna Lovegood: Sailor Pluto - Setsuna Meioh
Sirius Black: Gurio Umino
Hermione Granger: Sailor Mercury - Ami Mizuno
Nymphadora Tonks: Sailor Moon - Usagi Tsukino
Remus Lupin: Tuxedo Kamen - Mamoru Chiba
Voldemort: Queen Beryl, Prince Demando, and Queen Nehelenia
Albus Dumbledore: Wiseman
Pansy Parkinson: Jadite
Ginny Weasley: Sailor Mars - Rei Hino
Lucius Malfoy: Kunzite
Blaise Zabini: Sailor Neptune - Michiru Kaioh
Cornelius Fudge: Esmeraude
Minerva McGonagall: Ceres-Ceres
Bellatrix Lestrange: Zocite
Fenrir Greyback: Metallia and Vesu-Vesu
Severus Snape: Sailor Saturn - Hotaru Tomoe
Bill Weasley: Naru Osaka
Filius Flitwick: Motoki Furuhata
Vincent Crabbe: Jun-Jun
Pomona Sprout: Parra-Parra
Percy Weasley: Rubeus
Gregory Goyle: Safiru
Delores Umbridge: Zirconia
Daphne Greengrass: Helios
Charlie Weasley: Yuuichirou Kumada
Regulus Black: Nephlite
"And that leaves me to play Sailor Chibi Moon - ChibiUsa Tsukino," Rune said, "And for Annoyance to play Shingo Tsukino." Rune claps her hands together and sighs.
"And why exactly should we do this," Greyback growled.
"Because if you don't," Rune growled back, before tacking something out of her magic bag and throwing them down to Fenrir, "these get sent to everyone…and don't worry puppy, those are only copies."
Fenrir took one look at the various photos, paled, and decided to go along with whatever RuneWitchSakura wanted as he really didn't want those particular pictures to get out.