Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I own cute Matsuoka-chan, though!

How did this story come in my mind? Well, I was reading the story "Hospital Visits" from Demon God of Chaos. And I realized… Nurses are cute! So, I decided that Naruto deserved a nurse to take care of him! So, here's my story. Enjoy!

P.S.: Lemon will come in later chapters! Do not expect sex from the first chapter! And review, please!

An angel in white uniform

Chapter1: Meet Matsuoka

Naruto Uzumaki. Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Jonin of Konohagakure. A little moody lately. Why? Well, a few reasons. First: Sakura finally got over Sasuke after all the years that he has gone to the sound, and he started dating… Konohamaru. Yes. The former grandson of the Sandaime seemed a more suitable boyfriend than the now eighteen years old blonde. Second: In the years, he managed to get a hold of the full power of the Kyuubi chakra. He became an incredible power-house. And he could get even stronger, in the years. And that meant… That the council now feared him even more than before along the whole village. So, good bye dream of becoming Hokage. Third: since he was sixteen, as a collateral effect from housing all the Kyuubi chakra in his body, and no more in the seal, his body was constantly exposed to the Kyuubi's poison. So, every year he needed to stay in the hospital for a month to detoxify himself. And that was the current problem of Tsunade. Usually, the medic who checked up on Naruto was Shizune, because she was the only one who wouldn't try to kill him in his sleep apart herself and Sakura, but the two didn't talk much after the Konohamaru thing, so she decided that using Sakura would just make him uneasy. But now Shizune had to go on a month-long mission that required her skills. Now, who was she going to assign Naruto to? That meant a serious head-ache and a lot of sake required.

"What a damn pain in the ass… If just this village wasn't so fucked up…"

"Hokage-sama. The files."

A pink-haired girl, now with her hair reaching her waist, entered Tsunade's office and placed a stack of papers on her desk. A bunch of files of a bunch of people.

"Oh, yeah… Thanks, Sakura."

Tsunade checked trough the files… A lot of people, this month. From the year of the sound attack, Konoha began to take in ninja that wanted to join the village. Not missing nins, be ware. Just nins grown in another places apart Konohagakure or the many hidden villages. Tsunade didn't glance much to the files. Just the needed to mark them with the usual red stamp. She just read the first name, jumping the surname. Kaori… Ryu… Matsuoka… Ichiro… Then, Tsunade stopped. She went to the third file, because she had read the detail 'medic-nin'. Amatsuka Matsuoka. Eighteen years old. Full fledged medic nin taught by a retired nin from the Thunder country that now lived in a small village near Konoha. Orphan, but not because of the Kyuubi. Great skills as a medic nin, taught by a non-konoha nin… She was perfect! Perfect! And not only that… She was even a pretty girl!

"Sakura! SA-KU-RA!"

The pink haired girl rushed into the Godaime's office. When Tsunade screamed like that, it meant 'GET OVER HERE ASAP OR I'LL SEND YOU FLYING TOWARDS THE STARS!'. She ran like her life was on the line.

"Anf… Anf… Yes, Hokage-sama?"

"Sakura, summon here this girl! Immediately!"

"? Could I ask why, Tsu…"

"NO TIME TO WASTE! GO!"

"YEEEEEEEEEES!"

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In the meanwhile, just outside Konoha, a cart was letting down people and packages. They were people who came to Konoha, just for a visit or for moving. The latter case was the case of one Amatsuka Matsuoka. The girl was in line with a huge suitcase, that he was just barely able to move, pulling it. The girl was nothing but a beauty. Short hair that just reached the nape of her neck and not covered her forehead, clipped with a pair of flower-shaped hairclips. The colour… Well, it was between the blonde and the light brown. You could call it auburn or golden. Her eyes were of a pale green, and her skin of a pale pink. Her height… Around 5'3''. A cutie, you could say. She was currently wearing a pink dress with two white buttons that closed her neckline and also a white collar and a white belt tied around her waist. Her shoes? White, of course, without heels. With many efforts, she managed to put herself and the suitcase in line with the others. Breathing heavily, she sat on the suitcase. Then she glanced at the two guards in front of the doors. They were checking the documents. Suddenly, she felt uneasy.

"Ahhh… What are they going to do? I'm the last in the line… What if they do something to me? Maybe they will say "Ooooh… What a cute girl…" "You know, you have to go trough a little test to enter Konoha…" And then I will be like "W-What kind of test?" and then they "Just a little… Body search…" and then they will start removing my clothes, maybe they will take me behind those bushes, and then… Ahhhh! What should I do! Maybe I should just go back home! I was a fool just to leave Mitsuru-sensei…"

"HELLO!"

"! KYAAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Matsuoka fell from the suitcase, behind it, on her back. That because one of the guards, seeing that she wasn't moving from her spot, approached her and started to call for her. But seeing that she was like lost in her thoughts, he raised the volume of his voice. No response, so he shouted "HELLO!", resulting in frightening the girl and himself. He then leaned over the head to see the girl on the ground, saying "Itai-ai-ai…".

"Ehm… Are you okay?"

"Itaaaai… Yes, I suppose…"

"Are you Amatsuka-san?"

"Uh?"

Another ninja had appeared. This one, a female with pink hair. Matsuoka got back on her feet, and dusted herself off, before doing a little hurried bow.

"Y-Yes! Amatsuka Matsuoka!"

"Good. The Hokage wants to see you. You have a mission!"

"E-Eh? Already?!"

"Yes. Take your luggage as well. I'll accompany you myself!"

"B-But I…"

And Sakura and Matsuoka disappeared in a cloud of white smoke. And the chunin guard just thought "What the fuck…".

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Now, Matsuoka was even more nervous. First the guards incident, and now she was in front of the Hokage. She was about to sweat. Sweat like a fountain.

"Maybe I'm not cut to be a nin… Neither a hospital medic one… Maybe that pink haired girl was there to test the new nins… Their attitude, their character…"

"Matsuoka? Are you all right?"

"AH! Y-Yes, Hokage-sama!"

"Good. Now, you're probably wondering why I've called you here, right? After all you've arrived from… What, fifteen minutes?"

"Ha-Hai…"

"Well, you see… Matsuoka, I need your help."

"Eh? M-My help?"

"Yes. And not only as a Hokage… But as a… Well… Let's say a big sister."

"I… I don't understand."

"Well, you see… There's this young man, in the village. He's like a little brother, to me. And he needs to stay in the hospital for a month starting from today."

"Y-Yes."

"I need a nurse to check him daily. A skilled medic nin. Of your level. Now, you're probably wondering why I'm asking you to do this, since you're just arrived in the city."

"To tell the truth…"

"It's because… I can't entrust this mission to anyone who has grown into this village."

"And w-why?"

"… The boy… Let's say that the entire village hates him and prejudices him for something that he hasn't done. I can't say anything more to you, because I would break a law."

"H-Hai…"

"The point is… That I'm almost sure that they would try to hurt him. Matsuoka, you're a skilled medic nin and you're a good girl. And you've not grown into this city, so you're free of its prejudice. I'm entrusting you the person I love the most. I beg you, accept this mission."

"I… I…"

"This mission will be paid to you 50.000 Ryou."

"! THAT MUCH MONEY!"

"And for the month of the mission, you will receive a daily amount of money for rent."

"…"

Matsuoka felt unsure. A mission of this importance… Well, for the Hokage. It was even easy, and well paid… But she was so afraid of screwing up. What about the boy? What if he was scary? Or fat? Or rude? Or a pervert! EEEEK! But then… She looked at the Hokage. She wasn't looking like a Kage, at the moment. She was a simple woman. That she asked her to take care of her most beloved person. Matsuoka summoned her courage and inspired hard, then she said quickly…

"IacceptthemissionHokagesama!"

"Good! Now, Sakura will take you home! These papers will tell you about all the mission! You're starting tomorrow!"

"H-HAI!"

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Naruto was bored. Bored like very few times before. He had already been trough the detoxification thing three times already, but after putting him in bed and connected his body to the machines with the chakra strings, nor Tsunade-baachan nor Shizune-neechan had come back to stay a bit with him. It was strange. Shizune, during that month, almost always stayed with him. For the first week, she even had to feed him. And she usually stayed with him all the time. But after the morning check-up, she disappeared. So, he was bored. He just stayed there, covered in nothing but his hospital robe, a pair of boxers, and the sheets of the bed. Then, the door opened to reveal Tsunade.

"Hey, baa-chan. You finally decided to come again."

"Sigh… Consider yourself fortunate that you're in bed and I can't hit you."

"Yeah…"

Tsunade removed the sheets and opened the buttons of the hospital robe. She began the check up. The poison was going away at a faster rate than the last year, as predicted. So, this year, the time was reduced to three weeks instead of one month. But the last week was just to be sure. Probably, at 25 years old the poison would go away in just one day.

"Tsunade-baachan… How come Shizune-neechan isn't around?"

"Well… She's away on a one month long mission."

Naruto inarched an eyebrow. Shizune was away? That meant that she wouldn't be the one to check on him for the time of the recovering. That meant…

"Don't tell me that Sakura will be my nurse, this year, because I'll just jump out of a window and kill myself immediately."

"No, don't worry. I've found yourself another nurse."

"So, you DO want to see me dead."

"No-no. This girl has just arrived to Konoha, and she has never been here before. She's a medic as skilled as Shizune. She's very cute and she's even your age."

"… Ok. Don't tell me that you're trying to setting me up with this girl you've just seen."

"Of course not. She was the only one suitable for the job. It's just that."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"… And even if I had that hidden interest? I mean, your love-life is currently zero, Naruto. For your choice. So, you can't blame me to want you to know other females other than myself and Shizune. Forcefully."

Naruto sighed. No way to argue and win with Tsunade. Especially because he was confined into a bed. So, he just sighed and tried to shrugged his shoulders… Well, he tried to.

"Well… The check up is done. The girl will come around tomorrow. Her name is Matsuoka Amatsuka. Auburn hair. Pale green eyes."

"Ok… The ANBU are still at my door, right?"

"Of course. The two you requested."

"Ok… See ya around, Tsunade-baachan."

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Matsuoka was, wonder what? Nervous. This time, because it was the first time in a hospital, and so, the first time she wore the white nurse uniform of Konoha. A bit short on the legs, it seemed. The uniform covered just half of her tights. And not only that. The shoes were white shoes with heels, and she had never walked in heels before, so she was making her way to room 451, at the 4th floor, leaning against the wall. Then, she noticed the room. Guarded by two ANBU, like the file of the mission said. She almost fell, but she managed to get back on his feet and to walk almost normally till the door. The two ANBU sweatdropped at her attitude, but the left one coughed and talked to her.

"Amatsuka-san?"

"Y-Yes… It's me."

"Can I check your ID?"

"H-Hai."

Matsuoka handed to the guards the hospital ID. While they checked it, Matsuoka was asking herself if they were going to rape her or give her a body search. Strange girl, hn? She always fantasize about sex, but she is always uneasy with men around. Suddenly, the ANBU handed her the ID.

"You can go. Good luck."

"Arigato…"

Matsuoka entered the room, and closed the door behind her. The room was very neat and tidy. White reigned everywhere. Sheets, curtains, the floor, the walls… But there was something pink and blonde that broke that reign. A head. The only visible part of her patient. He was sleeping. Well, at least, he wasn't fat or ugly, at least judging from his face and head. Long, spiky blonde hair covered his forehead and a bit of his eyes. His face was, in one word, handsome. She couldn't see his eyes, but she noticed strange things on his cheeks. They looked like whiskers… Then, she shook her head. A human couldn't have whiskers. Maybe they were cuts, or birthmarks… Strange ones, indeed, if they were the latter. Now… She realized that she had a problem. Already! She was supposed to introduce herself and then do her check-up! But he was asleep!

"Ahhh! What now?! If I undress him without introducing myself, he could think I'm a pervert! Ahhh! What to do?! What to do?!"

She glanced in the direction of the bed and her patient. Well… The mission had to be done, so, she slowly approached the bed and leaned over. Then… She became curious about those strange whiskers. She so wanted to know if they were cuts. If they were cuts, she could maybe do something about it. So, she approached the face of her patient, scanning it… When Naruto suddenly opened his eyes, looking into green ones. Now, Naruto's eyes were beautiful, but that was a common used thing into horror films. The camera approaches the face of a supposed dead one, and then he/she opens his/her eyes. So, the reaction of Matsuoka was the more obvious one: she screamed in fear. In the meanwhile, outside the door, one of the ANBU talked into his microphone.

"Hokage-sama, you lost the bet. By the way, should we intervene?"

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"No… It's all right. You'll find your money on your desk, Kano."

Tsunade sighed and shut down the communication. She was observing the scene in the crystal sphere. She had bet with Kano that the first reaction of the girl would be falling hopelessly in love with Naruto. Kano had bet for a scream. Damn it… Well, now to see what Naruto was going to do.

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Naruto had awoke staring into a big pair of green eyes. He immediately thought of Sakura. Damn Tsunade. He told her that he was so going to destroy the chakra strings, if she was going to be her nurse. She had tricked him… Than, he reflected. The eyes he had stared into for a second were of a paler shade of green than Sakura, and the voice that screamed was so not Sakura-like. Too bad he couldn't move, otherwise he would have already checked the person. A girl for sure. Then… He saw a white nurse hat slowly raising from the ground, in front of his bed. Then, auburn hair with a pair of flower hairpin and the same pair of green eyes that bided him good morning. The a cute, little nose and the rest of the face of a slightly frightened nurse of his age.

"… Well, it seems that Tsunade was honest. She's not Sakura, I've never seen her in Konoha before, and she's cute. But she's nuts if she thinks that I'm going to ask her out while still in bed and marry her and give her a lot of nephews and nieces." "… You're my new nurse?"

"Ah! H-Hai! Amatsuka Matsuoka! Nice to meet you, Uzumaki-san! I'll be your month for the next month!"

"… Ok. Now, could you please stand up? It's not like because I can't even move, you have to be at my eyelevel."

"Ha-Hai!"

What a weird girl… She reminded Naruto of Hinata. But while the Hyuuga heiress was unsure and stuttering because she had a crush on him and no self-confidence, this girl seemed different. There was something else that made her unsure…

"My… Duties for the morning are to do a check-up, and then… Ehrr… Uhmmm… One moment, I have to check the file! Ahhh! I feel asleep on it last evening and it's blurred!"

"…" "What a strange girl… Damn it, I have the usual urge…" "Matsuoka-san… Can I call you like this, right?"

"Ha-Hai!"

"Can you please hand me over… One of those? And lit it for me?"

"?"

Matsuoka glanced in the direction the head of Naruto currently pointed. The little table on the right side of the bed. She observed the object. A small package with the writing 'Shinobi strike'. Near it, a lighter. Small packet. Famous name. A lighter. All that meant… Matsuoka gasped.

"U-UZUMAKI-SAN! THESE ARE CIGARETTES!"

"… Yes. So?"

"But it's unhealthy!"

"Mmmph…" "She doesn't know about the Kyuubi and my healing factor, I suppose… That's good, in a way. But I so want to smoke, right now!" "Don't worry, I'm fine. Just put one in my mouth and lit it."

"But Uzumaki-san! It's scientifically proven that smoking can cause cancer at lungs, diseases of the cardiovascular system, emphysema…"

"…" "Blablabla…"

Naruto rolled his eyes. This girl was sure annoying. The Kyuubi chakra healed all of his diseases, apart in one place where he didn't cannel Kyuubi chakra if not in need of regeneration, since it's a delicate spot and he didn't want to damage it with the fox's poison.

"Hey, listen. I have a healing factor, so…"

"And according to some recent studies, even impotence!"

"THROW THAT SHIT AWAY!"

And so she did. She opened the window and threw the cigarettes out of it. They landed on the head of an unfortunate shinobi who got soon after hospitalized and gained incredible smoke power… But this is just another metropolitan legend. On with this story. Naruto sighed, safe from the risk of impotence. Why hadn't Tsunade-baachan told him about this thing? The same Tsunade was rolling on the floor laughing in her office, in the meanwhile.

"Pheew… By the way, you sure know a lot about smoke."

"Well, my sensei was a former medic-nin of the hidden Cloud village, and she still has contacts with it. That village is the most developed in medical structures and researches."

"Uhm… So, you're some sort of genius?"

"Ehhh?! Me?! No! I'm nothing of that kind! I just have a good memory and I'm quite stubborn! I trained hard in medic techniques since I was ten years old."

"Uhm… Good thing. I hate genius. They believe to be gods walking among us…"

"Ah-ehm. However, I should do my check-up, Uzumaki-san."

"Ok. Just one thing. Cut the Uzumaki-san. It makes me feel old… Call me Naruto-san, Naruto-kun, or just Naruto."

"I-I-I-I CAN CALL YOU BY NAME?!"

"?"

Matsuoka suddenly fell on her knees and held her head with both hands, sweating and blushing like mad. Naruto just sweatdropped. Naruto didn't know that giving a person of the opposite sex the permission of calling you by name without suffixes is sign of a intimate relationship. ( Note: In Japan is really this way. ) Collateral effects of growing without real parents.

"…" "Now what?"

"He said that I can call him by name! What's the meaning of this?! Maybe he's trying to flirt with me! BUT HE KNOWS ME JUST BY A FEW MINUTES! And if he's just faking?! Maybe Hokage-sama, seeing as he is his relative, he asked her to find a girl to rape and then kill, and then… CALM DOWN! HE'S CONFINED IN BED! AND A HOKAGE WOULDN'T EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! It's just all my repressed sexual fantasies… Aaah… Calm down. I'll just call him Naruto-san, for the moment."

Matsuoka got back on her feet, tense as a cord of violin, she turned around, still looking at the ground, her face red in embarrassment. Naruto sweatdropped more. What the hell…

"It-It's ok if I call you Naruto-san?"

"Ok… Matsuoka-chan."

"C-C-CHAN?!"

"What? It makes you uncomfortable?!"

"N-NO! It's… It's just… That we know each other from so few minutes…"

"Well, since we are going to see each other for a month, I thought it was better to cut the formal behaviour."

"Y-Yes… You're right…"

"…" "God… This girl is even worse than Hinata…"

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"God… This girl is even worse than Hinata…"

Tsunade had observed the whole scene. The girl was unease not just around Naruto, like Hinata… But around every living male being. That made her vulnerable and dangerous at the same time. But she had just succeeded in doing something that Tsunade didn't manage to obtain in three years: stop Naruto's smoking habit. He had started at fifteen years old, all because of his first sexual experience… The mistress of a red-light house. Jiraya got kicked out of the room and was rocketing trough the air, but in the process he ripped off Naruto's jacket just when the mistress was exiting the room… And after a few seconds of him stammering and her observing him with pure lust in her eyes, the blonde haired boy was dragged into the room and experienced his first sex. From that moment, he started smoking saying that he wanted something to remind him of that night forever. After the romantic start, it just turned into the bad habit which a big number of men shared. Suddenly, a knock at the door of her office summoned her attention.

"Come in."

"Hey, Tsubabe! Long time no see!"

"!!! Tsubab… YOU!"

"Ahrahrahr! Same expression as years ago!"

In the office now stood a woman around 50 years old, with a long green dress and long pale hair. She kept one of her eyes closed, and he just showed one teeth in her mouth. Not because they weren't in sight… But because they were missing. This old woman was Kaname Mitsuru, ex nin of the hidden Cloud and former rival of the Godaime in medic arts. Tsunade got up from her chair in a rush and embraced her.

"The hell… I thought you were ten feet underground already, old bitch!"

"Look who's talking! The one so afraid of getting old that uses that technique to morph herself in a youngster!"

"Yeah, yeah! But look at yourself… By the way, what are you doing here? I've heard that you retired from activity a few years ago!"

"That's true. I'm just here to check on my student."

"? Your student?"

"Yeah! From what she told me in a letter, you already gave her a mission!"

"… You're not talking about Matsuoka, right?"

"Bingo! The one you suck at! Ahrahrahr!"

"… I can't believe this! Ah! By the way, she was about to do her check-up on him!"

"Him? You assigned her to be the nurse of some young fella?"

"Yes, yes! Now, come with me and look! There's the crystal ball of the old man Hokage!"

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Now, Matsuoka was even more nervous. Why? Because she was to do her check-up on Naruto. Her first one. The procedure consisted in a first check-up using a technique to detect dysfunctions into the chakra coils. And this was the one she was almost done to do. And she was already blushing and sweating, embarrassed like never before. Just by looking at Naruto's body. He was eighteen, and he was a real stud. A perfectly sane male human. Not a bit of fat. Just muscles, but he wasn't bulky. His body was just perfect. Now, Matsuoka knew that she was soon going to explode while she finished the chakra coils exams. She was about to begin… The tactile check-up.

"Are you okay? You're sweating quite a bit…"

"Y-Yes…" "Oh, kami-sama… I've never touched a real male human body, before… I'M SOOOO EMBARRASSED! … Calm down, Matsuoka. Everything's right. You can do this." "I'll… I'll start the tactile check-up."

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"You made her the personal nurse of this Naruto for a whole month?! You want to kill her!"

"Awww, come on! Naruto isn't bad at all!"

"That's the problem! That girl is uneasy around every male being! She'll faint at the first touch of those abs!"

"I bet not!"

"… You… Bet?"

Mitsuru's eyes shined with greed.

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The same of a machine-gun. This was the frequency of Matsuoka's heartbeats, as she approached Naruto's body, ready to start the tactile check-up. More and more sweat was coming out of her pores. And her blush was even redder. Naruto sweatdropped. He was seriously worried about the girl.

"Ehm… Are you sure you're all right? Maybe you should stop… It's not chakra exhaustion, isn't it?"

"N-No… I'm good."

Matsuoka was moving her hands further and further towards Naruto's body. She started to tremble. Then… She closed her eyes, and leaned both her hands on Naruto's body in a single move. Naruto was seriously worried, now. She stayed like that for a few seconds. Then, still with her eyes closed, she started moving her hands towards his chest, pressing to detect anomalies in the muscles or the bones, then she went back to the abdomen. She then passed above his sides and then to his tights. And in the meanwhile, something was happening. And Naruto noticed it. Not only her sweating kept on increasing, but she started breathing hard… And loud. And Naruto knew that once was enough, for the tactile check-up. But she was checking over and over the same area, now. Well… It was no more a check. It was more like… A massage. And it kept on becoming faster and more intense.

"… Ok. Something's wrong, here." "Ehm… Matsuoka-chan… That's enough."

"Anf… You like it, right?"

"… Eh?"

"You like it, right? This massage… I wonder…"

Now, Naruto was the one sweating. The girl's voice changed suddenly. She was no more unsure and timid… It was… Sexy. A sexy voice. And even if Naruto couldn't see her eyes, now, he was sure that her glance would be as seductive as her voice. And… She stopped the massage. But before Naruto could sigh, in relief, Matsuoka began to delicately stroke her right index finger on his body, from his neck, then more and more down.

"I wonder what will happen if I change place…"

"Ma-Matsuoka-chan?"

She stopped when she touched his boxers' edge.

"Yes… I'm so curious…"

"Matsuoka-chaaaan…"

She grabbed the sides of his boxers and was about to tear them apart, judging by the force. She raised her head in a quick move. Her face was frightening. A mix between lust and evil. Naruto shivered.

"YES! I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I GRAB YOUR DAMN COCK AND…"

"MATSUOKA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

Maybe thanks to the scream, Matsuoka seemed like to stumble back, and to come back to her sense. Naruto was breathing hard. In fear. Fear.

"W-What happened, Naruto-san? Why did you scream?"

"…"

"So?"

"… Nothing. Nothing. Now, could you please make a favour, Matsuoka-chan? Could you call Tsunade-ba… Ehm, Hokage-sama? Something important just came to my mind."

"Well… Yes, of course. I'll be right back."

Now, you were probably wondering why the two ANBU didn't burst into the room. That was why they were spying from the moment the tactile check-up started. And the scene was even better than the last number of Icha-Icha.

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"… Wow. That was unexpected."

"… Ok. I knew that me winning a bet wasn't a good sign, but this… This was unexpected."

"You'll be on your way, right?"

"Yes. I think Naruto needs some serious psychological aid."

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"Tsunade-baachan… Tell me that you didn't know about this."

"I didn't even suspect."

"Liar…"

Naruto was still shivering. And if he had been able to move, he would have hugged his own legs to hide himself. He was afraid. Afraid! He had been afraid less than ten times, in his life. And this girl had managed to scare him twice in less than thirty minutes. At first, with the impotence thing. Then, when he changed from super-Hinata to some kind of sex vixen who almost… Almost…

"How do you feel?"

"How should I feel? First, I get the scare of my life when she talks about cigarettes making impotent, then she tried… SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME!"

"Uhm… Naruto, it happened that her sensei was here, today. We had a talk and we made this theory."

"Uh?"

"You know about Inner Sakura, right?"

"… My bad…"

"Yes… Well, we know that second personalities are born when the person lacks something or undergoes a big amount of stress or frustrations… Matsuoka has never been around males before. Till now, she has lived just with her sensei. A woman."

"But…"

"It's not enough, I know. The problem is… That in these years, she fantasized about males and romance and... Sex all the time. Especially sex. So, all her repressed sexual fantasies turned into… Inner Matsuoka."

"… I'm so screwed up… I just hope that the next five days will pass quickly… I'll be able to move, by that date."

"… So, you don't want to change her with Sakura?"

"Nope. I prefer to take the risk than to be stuck with her for one month. I still haven't forgiven her."

"… Are you sure that it's for that?"

"What are you implying?"

"Well… Couldn't be that you like little Matsuoka-chan?"

"…"

Tsunade sweatdropped. Naruto was looking at her like she was crazy. The look clearly said 'I should have fallen in love with some crazy girl who at first acts like a superclone of Hinata and immediately after she reveals an inner-self obsessed with sex?'. There was a long way to go.

Continue…

In the next chapter…

So, let's see what will happen to poor Naruto as the strange/timid/dangerous Matsuoka takes care of him. Tsunade and Mitsuru have an idea, accomplice a rather embarrassing situation with which Matsuoka and Naruto will have to cope. Stay tuned!