Tenten is a Writer
By, The Angels of Death
Summary: Tenten is known for being many things. But only that cannot satisfy her inner need for accomplishment. No…Tenten was going to be a WRITER.
Just a random idea I was just itching to use. XD
""MOO," said the rooster."
"…Tenten, what on earth are you talking about-…"
"And all of the animals in the barn came and questioned the rooster. "Why the heck did you just do that?""
"Tenten."
"And the rooster looked down and said, "I'm in the middle of an identity crises. PITY ME!""
"……Tenten! What is going on in that estranged mind of yours?"
(Small author's note: Oh yes. I DID make that story up by myself. XD)
Tenten sighed and stood up from her chair, where she had been hunched over a desk, and working on that magnificent piece of work she had made. She was reading it out loud and checking errors, when Neji had popped out of nowhere and starting freaking out.
"Neji. I'm making a children's book. I figure, if Jiraiya can make a book, so can I."
"Jiraiya makes dirty books."
"Your point being?"
"…That you're insane."
"Point taken."
Tenten reached over and grabbed her book, before going to her table drawer that had a mirror attached to it, and started to put her hair up in their usual buns. Stopping midway, she slowly turned towards Neji, with an air that made Neji feel uncomfortable.
"Neji."
"Y-yes?"
"What did I tell you about going into my room with my hair down?"
"T-that…uh…"
He blanked out for a second.
"Oh yeah! That it was strictly forbidden."
Neji grinned at the fact that he remembered so clearly, but the grin was wiped away with a nervous smile.
"T-Tenten…y-your hair is down."
"I've noticed."
"……WELL then I'll just be LEAVING NOW."
Neji leaped out of her open window and took off in a hurry.
"WE HAVE DOORS FOR A REASON, NEJI!!!"
Then she paused.
"Oh right. We're ninjas. We hardly use doors, if there's a window."
And Tenten made her way to the bookstore, to see if she could sell her book.
At the bookstore
The bookkeeper squinted at the book in his old, wrinkly hands, and adjusted his glasses a little.
"Well little girl, I'm sorry, but I just can't imagine purchasing this book from yours."
"I'm a friend of Jiraiya."
"I'll take 100 copies."
"I thought so."
Tenten left with an air of triumph around her.
Neji walked past a group of kids, on his way to the academy.
"Hey mister!"
Neji stopped and looked at the little child.
"What."
"Hey, are you in…uh…"
The little child pulled out a book from his bag and flipped through a couple of pages.
"…Are you in an…identity crisis?"
"……………"
Neji grabbed the book from the kid. The child protests were futile, as Neji turned to the cover of the book. He slowly read the title aloud.
"………Do you know who you are? A children's guide to identity crisis issues. By, Tenten, the ultimate weapons mistress of Konoha."
Neji stared at the chibi Tenten drawn on the corner of the cover in disbelief.
"…I can't believe it.
THE END.
Yeah, I noticed that I haven't written anything good in AGES. So now I have made a one-shot. And it's SO great, because it's SO random; I'm guaranteeing that this story will NOT BE DELETED by me and my panicking. YAY.
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It makes me feel insecure if you guys don't review. I'm serious.