Fryer and Spice
by HermionexRonxisxTruexLove
okay...so heres the reception of Fireheart and the newly named Sandstorm. (okay dustpelt has to sit two vigils. oh well.) so...yeah. R&R.
--HrxRxisxTxL
Disclaimer: i own nothing but the ichy bug bite on my ankle.
The Reception, Drunk Toms, and Stripping She-Cats
Fireheart and Sandstorm drove to the reception in a streatch limo. Spottedleaf immediately came back in just a purple dress to the reception. Fireheart, Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, Silverstream, Mistyfoot, Graystripe, Ravenpaw & Whitestorm were put in a little room.
"Why the HellClan do we have to be put in here?" yowled Sandstorm. The rest of them shrugged their shoulders.
"Hey guys! Look what I found!" Whitestorm mewed, and pulled a bottle of Taquila out of the cabinet.
"TAQUILA!" shouted everyone. As they were screaming, wineglasses magicly appeared in their paws.
"Cool! Screaming is magic!" Silverstream mewed. Whitestorm popped the top off of the Taquila, and poured everyone a glass. They all drank until they were drunk. Bluestar came in.
"Everyone ready to be presented?" asked Bluestar. Sandstorm let out a loud belch.
"Dragonflies are purty," she mewed, and then laughed at herself.
"Okay, who's dealing catnip?" Bluestar asked, then saw the bottle of Taquila laying empty on the floor. "Oh great StarClan. They're drunk! Everyone in a single file line behind me!" They all followed Bluestar out, and she stood with a micraphone outside a little arch.
"Now, presenting the lovely second bridesmaid, and her groomsman, Silverstream, and Whitestorm!" Bluestar yowled. Silverstream and Whitestorm walked through the arch, waving and smiling. Silverstream took her seat; the last one at the right end of the table, and Whitestorm took his, the last seat at the left end of the table. "Next is the first bridesmaid, and her groomsman, Mistyfoot and Ravenpaw!" Mistyfoot walked through, took her seat next to Silverstream, and Ravenpaw took his next to Whitestorm. "Now, the Maid of Honor, and her Best Tom, Spottedleaf and Graystripe!" Spottedleaf and Graystripe walked out from under the arch, and Spottedleaf took her seat next to the bride's chair, and Graystripe took his next to the Groom's chair. "And now, let us all stand to honor the bride and groom, Sandstorm and Fireheart!" Everyone stood and clapped as Fireheart and Sandstorm took their seats. Then, dinner was served, then came dancing. Everyone danced. Fireheart, Graystripe, Ravenpaw, and Whitestorm (drunk of course) did the Macerena. Thats when Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, Mistyfoot, and Silverstream...started to...Strip. Sandstorm threw off her viel, kicked off her shoes, and tried to unzip her dress. All of the she-cats in the bridal party did the same. Finally there was a riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip and Sandstorm stood in front of everyone in a bra and a thong...and pantyhose smiling. Thats when she and Fireheart disappeared...FROM SIGHT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay...not as funny as the others, but oh well. hehe r&r. this ends Fryer and Spice. look out for its sequal, 'Forest of Peas' coming soon to your archive!