A WARRIORS

PARODY

BY, FLAMESHADOW

NOTE: I DO NOT OWN THE WARRIORS. I JUST DESTROY THIER REPUTATIONS. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

IF YOU HAVE NEVER READ THE WARRIORS SERIES...

SHAME ON YOU!!!

READ IT NOW!!!!!!

CHAPTER 1

"Milk duds and constapation"

RUSTY: Smudge... I am leaving you to go live in the wild.

SMUDGE: NO DONT! I LOV-... I... I uhh... Uhhh... HERE TAKE THEESE! Hands Rusty a box.

RUSTY: Milk duds! I do not know what to say...

SMUDGE: no need to thank me just pay it foward.

RUSTY: (Jumps off fence and begins running.) SUCKER!!! (Trips over himself three times.

RUSTY: Hi Graypaw.

Small cat enters ten seconds later.

CAT: You were'nt supposed to say that yet.

RUSTY:... Oh... Hi Graypaw!

GRAYPAW: (Slaps paw against face.)

Two cats enter.

BLUESTAR: Join our clan.

RUSTY: Yodalayhee yodalayhee yodalay heck yes!

BLUESTAR: Okay... Lionheart will be here tomorrow. Give him your answer then. Oh and Lionheart. When he says no and you kill him try not to get to much blood on your pelt. I just swept the clan territorry.

LIONHEART: Neat freak... I mean OKAY!

RUSTY: But I said yes!!!

But the cats were already gone.

THE NEXT DAY

Rusty looks at white cat.

RUSTY: Bluestar said Lionheart would be here!

CAT: How do you know that was Bluestar?

RUSTY: UHHH... UHHH... I... I UHHHH... secreteley throws spy gear off into the bushes. So why are you here?

CAT: Bluestar is constapated.

RUSTY: But that has nothing to do with why yor he-

CAT- MOVING ON!