NOW I KNOW U PPLE R PROLLY MAD AT ME FOR MY INACTIVENESS BUT IM BACK... AND... ZOMG ITS HERE!!!! IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!
A WARRIORS PARODY CHAPTER 5!!! 0.O
CHAPTER 5!!!
Back at the camp...
FIREPAW: Graypaw you left me at the gathering!!! crying
GRAYPAW: well you kind of deserved it...
FIREPAW: Name ONE good reason why I deserved it!!!
GRAYPAW: because you're annoying...
FIREPAW: oh yeah... that makes sense...
Bluestar walks in...
BLUESTAR: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT???
FIREPAW: why do you want to know?
BLUESTAR: BECAUSE I AM LEADER AND I DESERVE TO KNOW
GRAYPAW: shut up Bluestar
BLUESTAR:... You shut up
GRAYPAW: You shu-
BLUESTAR: YOU SHUT UP!!!
GRAYPAW: OK!!!
Tigerclaw rolls in...
TIGERCLAW: Hey guys I just heard this really funny jo- ... ummmm... who is that?
GRAYPAW: Ummmm... that's Firepaw... he's been here for a while now...
TIGERCLAW: Hmmmm... Are you sure...? I don't remember this loser getting here..?
FIREPAW: HEY
TIGERCLAW: what?
FIREPAW: SHUT UP
TIGERCLAW: attacks Firepaw and kills him
GRAYSTRIPE: TIGERCLAW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!??? YOU KILLED HIM!!!
TIGERCLAW: Uhhhh... You did it...
GRAYSTRIPE: NOOOOOO WHAT HAVE I BECOME!!!???? HEY WAIT A MINUTE???
TIGERCLAW: runs away
GRAYSTRIPE: looking at Firepaw ... Oh well...
FIREPAW: jumps up IM ALIVE!!!!!!!
GRAYPAW: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
FIREPAW: Jerk...
GRAYPAW: HEY! FIREPAW!
FIREPAW: WHATTTZ?
GRAYPAW: LETS GO BOTHER TIGERCLAW
FIREPAW: YAYYYY
A few moments later...
GRAYPAW: ehem Ohhhhhhh Tigerclaw...
TIGERCLAW: WHAT DO YOU WANT???
GRAYPAW: Oh nothing... Just wanted to tell you NOW!!!
FIREPAW: AHHHHH!!!!! jumps on Tigerclaw
TIGERCLAW: AHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! GET THIS THING OFF ME!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!! running in circles
FIREPAW: Eats Tigerclaws brain... Oops... That CANT be good
TIGERCLAW: (now brainless) oh hiiiiiii... strange person... How are you...
FIREPAW: Oh im good how are you?
TIGERCLAW: OH nothing i was just dreaming about purple dancing elephants in June that have nothing to do with anything... But you get used to it after a while and it is'nt a big deal anymore... But you see when i first saw... ummmmmm what?
FIREPAW: I didnt say anything...?
TIGERCLAW: oh... I... I thought you interupted me... D- DONT INTERUPT ME YOU RUDE COWARD CHICKEN-BRAINED TURKEY DINNER SUPRISE CREAMED CORN EATING THING!!!
GRAYPAW & FIREPAW: Were gonna go now... backing away slowly
(Ya I know it sucks... But i Havent written in a while so im losen my talent? no i guess im not funny tonight... I will make another chapter later when I am hyper... But for now I need to update Ferals :P oh BTW REVIEWS!!!)