RANMA-NARUTO XOVER

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CHAPTER 3

Using all his ninja skills despite his injured body, Uchiha Sasuke sneaked as silently as he could towards his apartment. Trying to avoid anyone, particularly his fangirls, he tried jumping from roof to roof.

During one particular jump, his injuries suddenly flared up and he missed his step and fell in someone's yard, loudly. Groaning, he tried to get up before anyone sees him, only it was already too late.

He felt the blade of a kunai pressed dangerously close to his neck and a female voice said, "Move and you die."

He tried looking for a way out but his injuries, and the kunai on his neck pretty much made sure he aint getting out of this one.

"Release your henge and slowly take out all of your weapons." The female said. By the sound of her voice, she's much older than him. She held the blade steadily and right over the veins on his neck so she must be a seasoned chunin or higher ranked. He may have been able to get out of this mess if he isn't injured and kneeling in a position that gives him no leverage.

With everything against him in this situation, he sighed in defeat and released the henge of his normal self, showing to the world the extent of his injuries. He heard the woman gasped, took away the kunai from his neck, and said, "What happened to you?"

Sasuke turned and finally got a good look of the woman. She seems to be in her early twenties, short dark hair, and wearing a black kimono. She seems to be checking out his injuries in a way that reminded him of professional medic nins.

The woman seems to have finished her diagnostic of his injuries and pointed to the open door of the house as she said in a stern voice, "You, inside now."

The Uchiha heir gave the woman a skeptical look. Who does she think she is ordering someone like him around? When he chooses not to comply, the woman took several menacing steps towards him and grabbed him by the ear before pulling him inside the house. The Uchiha heir was too surprised and injured to make any protest.

A minute later, a disgruntled Sasuke found himself in someone's living room sitting on the couch while the dark haired woman heals his injuries with healing chakra. He was right in his assumption that the woman really is a medic nin.

Both of them have been silent for several minutes. She's concentrating on her healing while Sasuke savoring the feeling of his disappearing injuries.

After healing most of the major injuries, the woman finally said, "So, who are you and what happened to get you in such a state?"

He scoffed and said, "That's a surprise. I thought everyone already knew who I am?" When the woman gave him a glare, he finally relented and said, "My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I just got a bit rough at self training, that's all."

He was expecting the woman to gasp at the mere mention of his clan name. He was quite impressed when the said woman merely intensified her glare and said with sarcasm, "Riiiiiight. I would appreciate it if you would stop lying to a medic nin who knows far more about the extent of your injuries than you do at the moment. These types of injuries are clearly not self inflicted. You have several bruised ligaments, a fracture on your jaw, three cracked ribs, minor internal bleeding, broken finger bones, and third degree burns all over your body. Now, who did this to you?"

"None of your business." He huffed.

The woman sighed and sternly said, "What is it about men and their pride? Is it the testosterone or just an Uchiha thing?" When she first noticed his henge when he dropped into the yard, she thought he was a spy. When she saw that the henge was being used to hide his battered body, she realizes that he's just trying to hide his shame of being beaten by someone.

He merely gave the woman a glare and said, "Look, lady . . ."

"Shizune."

". . . I appreciate the free medical help and all but I don't owe you any explanation." He isn't usually the type to argue with anyone. He usually just huff, glare, and leave if people gets into his nerves, but the woman, whose name is Shizune, doesn't seem to be intimidated and all by his patented Uchiha glare. In fact, she's glaring right back in the same intensity.

When she was finally finished with most of his injuries, she stood up and said, "You'll heal but your entire body is still going to be a bit sore for a couple of days. Those cracked ribs and fractured jaw bone will require a hospital visit to heal completely in a few days instead of several weeks." She took a pen and paper from a nearby desk and wrote something on it. When she finished, she gave him the note and said, "These is a list of medicines you will have to get if you want to be able to spend the rest of your recovery time pain-free. Also, I expect you to stay for the night for observation."

He gave the woman an incredulous look at the last sentence and said, "What makes you think I'll spend a minute more of your abuse?" His ear is still hurting from earlier, damn it!

She gave him another glare before flicking a finger on his forehead. Sasuke was surprised when it actually hurt. She must have put chakra into it. "What makes you think I'm giving you a choice?"

"Just like that, huh? Is it a hobby for you making men spends the night at your home? What if I was a mass murderer?" Sarcasm wasn't lost in his voice.

She gave him a smug look and simply said, "Then I just have to kill you if you are."

He gave her another glare but she just glared back in the same intensity. After a minute of the staring match, Sasuke's sore body finally caught up with him and he groaned, thus being the first to blink.

Shizune merely smirked at her victory and said in a smug voice, "You're free to use the couch. If you get hungry, there's food in the fridge. My other housemates are already asleep so try not to make any ruckus." She started walking back upstairs to her room. She was already halfway up the stairs when she turned around and said, "If you're planning on skipping out on me, I'll find you, knock you out, tie you up, and I'll throw you to a pack of your most fanatic fangirls. Do I make myself clear?" The smile she was sporting was enough to assure the boy that she wasn't joking.

The Uchiha boy actually shuddered at that. He had several nightmares of that happening and he admits that it scares him more than anything. He gave her one last glare before finally sighing in defeat and said, "Fine."

Shizune gave him a smug look before heading upstairs, leaving the fuming boy on the couch.

Admitting defeat, the boy finally settled down into the couch and let himself sleep, not realizing all the trouble he would be getting into the next day.

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Yuuhi Kurenai sighs in relief upon finally seeing the gate of Konoha. Her solo month-long mission to the capital of Fire Country had been quite tedious, both physically and mentally. This is the last time she'll ever let Anko switch missions with her. Anko told her it was just a simple undercover mission. What she snake mistress failed to tell her is that the she have to be undercover as an exotic dancer for a high class brothel. So for the next month, she not only needs to gather information, but she had to do it while showing her half-naked body to rich perverted old men.

Sure she wasn't new to this type of missions. But the thing that got her blood boiling is the reception she got when she told her contact, a certain owner of the brothel. He keeps whining about no one, especially her, could ever top Anko's exotic snake dance routine that usually brings home the cash cow.

Proving the creep wrong, she used every trick in the kunoichi seduction course, as well as a few made up on the spot routines, to give the most seductive exotic dance in front of so many rich perverted old men.

For the next month, she had to come up with new ways to ensnare the attention of those perverted old men or else the creep would just whine again and say Anko could have done better.

Sure, she made enough money t buy three moderate size house over but that wasn't the point. When she found out it wasn't a mission at all but just Anko needing to pay off some sake-debts, she almost killed the creep. Lucky for him, doubling her pay for the entire month was enough to placate her.

Come to think of it, she suddenly feels like foregoing her trip home to hunt down a certain snake mistress for a whole month of humiliation. With renewed vigor, she started walking purposely towards Anko's apartment, only to bump into said person after a few blocks.

"Anko!" She snarled at the drunk and swaying woman already preparing to throttle her.

"Kurenai-chan! What are you doing here? Buy me dango!" Anko, meanwhile, seems to miss the killing intent directed at her due to being drunk.

Kurenai would have started seriously maiming the other woman if it wasn't for the voice of the man who was holding the snake mistress upright. "Now, now, Anko-san, Yuuhi-san seems to have just returned from a mission so she must be tired. And also, you already had your fill of dangos and sake earlier so we need to get you home and sleep it off." He said, wincing at the thought of his depleted wallet. Anko had dragged him to her favorite dango bar when she saw him walking home from Ichiraku.

Anko merely pouted and hiccupped as she said, "Would you tuck me into bed, Iruka-kun? You could be my new pillow!"

Iruka, who Kurenai finally recognized, merely shook his head and said, "I'm sure you have a perfectly good pillow in your house to use." He then turned to address the other woman. "Good evening, Yuuhi-san. You seem a bit tired. How was your mission?"

She could smell the liquor on both their breath but Iruka seems to be only a bit tipsy. "It was fine, Iruka-san. And the mission, which Anko should have done herself, was fine." She said, a bit of blush appearing on her face at the thought of the said 'mission'.

"Oh, what is it about?" He asked politely.

"Oh! I know that mission! I could tell you all about it, Iruka-kun!" Anko suddenly blurted.

Kurenai panicked and suddenly took the drunk Anko from Iruka's arms and bolted away while saying, "I'll take Anko home. Thanks for everything Iruka-san!"

Iruka merely look on in confusion at the retreating women. He never knew Kurenai could run so fast.

"I would appreciate it if you don't spread that around!" Kurenai hissed at her fiend, who merely gave her a mischievous grin.

"Oh, don't be such a prude, Kurenai-chan. Don't tell me you didn't enjoy having men eat out from the palms of your sexy hands? I bet Asuma would have given up an arm and a leg if he could see you like that."

Kurenai huffed and blushed as she hissed again, "That's not the point!"

Anko pouted and said, "You're so mean, Kurenai-chan. If you don't loosen up I'll have Iruka's brat prank you. So there."

"Who?"

"The Uzumaki kid, of course. Didn't you know? He came back today."

Kurenai was actually glad at the news. She had gotten to know Uzumaki Naruto from an unexpected source, namely the ANBU codenamed Dolphin. He had personally asked her to make an entirely new genjutsu where the victim would experience, first hand, all the abuse and rough treatment the Uzumaki boy had ever experience since birth. To do that, he had provided her with all documents detailing the incidents involve concerning the said boy. She almost went into a killing spree after reading the first three pages alone. It took Dolphin and the Hokage physically restraining her just to stop her.

She had never worked more passionately that next few weeks. She poured all her knowledge as a genjutsu mistress into that genjutsu and made sure it would have a lasting effect on the victim, just like Dolphin wanted.

"Anyway, that's why I manage to drag Iruka-kun to the bar. I was planning to get him drunk and have my wicked ways with him but he cheated and didn't got drunk at all. I mean, who knew a school teacher could hold his liquor that much."

Kurenai nodded. ANBU are trained to control their metabolism to resist poisons and alcohol in their bodies. Anko is no slouch either when it comes to drinking but she have a nasty habit of stopping herself. Iruka must have forced her to stop since Anko is still coherent enough to speak clearly.

Anyway, she would like to meet this Uzumaki Naruto in person. She already knew him through the files Dolphin provided but she would still like to meet him in the flesh. Besides, according to his file, she's a good friend of her future genin, Hyuuga Hinata.

"Did you know Iruka-kun have such firm butts? I tried pinching them again but he always manages to avoid me after the first time." Anko pouted at that before giggling like a school girl.

Kurenai knows her friend was too drunk to realize the words coming out of her mouth so she made sure to remember them for future teasing and blackmail usage. She blushed when Anko went into details what she would have like to do to a certain school teacher right there on the classroom desk.

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"Okay, dad, fess up. What is it about Chinese Amazons that got you so spooked?" Ayame demanded to her father as soon as everyone else had left.

Teuchi merely sighs and walk into the backroom, only to return a few minutes later with a dusty beautiful wooden ornamental box. Ayame gasped upon seeing the name engraved at the side. "Mom?"

Teuchi nodded opened the box. Inside was a pair of beautifully crafted metallic 20 inches chopsticks and a broken hand mirror. "Yes, Ayame, these belonged to your mother. She told me once that these are her last connection to her home country."

Ayame was in awe. The last time she had laid eyes on these magnificent chopsticks was in the hands of her mother as she performs several acrobatic stunts as she prepares ramen for her. She was merely three years old when her mother passed away so she could barely remember all those training games they used to play. But upon seeing those chopsticks again brought all those memories back to the surface.

"M-mother." She said in remembrance, tears already forming in her eyes, slowly taking the chopsticks from the box. She held them firmly and securely in her right hand just like her mother taught her all those years ago.

"I'm glad Lo Xiun hasn't really been lost to us all those years ago." Came the sudden voice behind them.

Both father and daughter twirled around in surprise, Ayame unconsciously putting herself in a stance her mother had taught her. They were surprised when they saw a long haired man wearing a white long sleeved Chinese robe, blue baggy pants, black shoes, and coke bottled glasses.

"Who are you?" Teuchi asked in a threatening manner, a pair of frying pans in his hands.

The man merely raised his eyebrow and eyed them both before bowing. "Forgive my intrusions. My name is Mu Tsu, emissary of Jusetsuzuko."

Both Konoha citizens eyed the man warily and Teuchi asked, "What proof do you have that shows you are who you say you are?"

Mu Tsu, or rather Mouse, merely smirked, pulled up his left sleeve, and showed them a small intricate tattoo on his shoulder.

Seeing this, Teuchi immediately put away his weapons, pull up his left sleeve to show his identical tattoo, and bowed formally to the man before saying, "I welcome you to my home and generosity, Honored Guest. Allow this honorary Amazon to aid you in your quest."

Mouse bowed in return and said formally, "On behalf of Josetsuzuko, I thank you for your generosity. May the Goddess Hectate guide us and protect us in this small part of the Amazon Nation."

Now that the formality is over and done with, Mouse eyed Ayame once again before a smirk found its way on his lips as he said, "Your grip on your weapon is good. But your stance needs a lot of work."

Hearing these, Ayame gave him a glare and huffed in annoyance.

Minutes later, the three of them could be found inside the Ichiraku family's living room. Both men are sitting across each other while Ayame grumpily serve them tea. She's still in the dark on what's going on so she kept her mother's weapon close to her just in case.

"So, Teuchi-san, may I inquire how you defeated Lo Xiun in battle. From your reaction earlier, you don't seem to have a much grasp in any formal training of any kind. I was told that Lo Xiun had been a formidable warrior before her disappearance years ago." Mouse asked politely, earning the sudden interests of Ayame, who was eavesdropping on the conversation.

Teuchi laughed heartily at that and said, "You're right about that one. She gave me one hell of a beating upon waking up and finding herself naked in my ramen yattai. She didn't believe me when I told her I found her unconscious, beaten, and wet at the side of the road a few days earlier. She demanded I tell her where are her fellow sisters and the beast men that ambushed them. Lucky for me she still had a high fever then so she passed out before she could beat me up more. She was a bit calmer when she woke up again a few hours later and had given her the clothes and items I found with her."

Mouse nodded and eyed the broken mirror on the table between them. "Ah, yes. The Nanban Mirror." 'This one seems to be the one capable of transport to other dimensions.' He thought. "Lo Xiun must have accidentally used it to escape the ambush by the Musk during its transport from another village. I am familiar with the incident since my wife's mother has been one of the casualties of the said incident."

"I see. Anyway, as soon as I gave her the mirror, she started crying on it. It didn't do what she wanted it to do so she went a bit hysterical and started destroying everything in sight, which includes my yattai. Of coarse I couldn't let her do that so I tried to stop her. When that didn't work, I finally have to hit her in the head with a frying pan to knock her out cold."

"Did she kissed you and declared you her Airen when she woke up again?"

Teuchi chuckled and said, "Heck no! She beat me up so bad the next day I was limping for a week. She started treating me as if I'm her slave for a few days until she realized she isn't anywhere near her home and no one can fix her mirror. She went to a bit of a depression stage for a week until I started insulting her so she could be pissed at me until she beats me up." At this, the old man have gotten a nostalgic look on is face. No doubt it was one of his fondest memories. "I ended up black and blue for a few months since I keep trying to piss her off every time she went into depression. But then, each time that happens, her hits starts getting lighter, the beatings shorter, until finally, she just stops and told me if I don't fight back, she will kill me. I refused and ran as she chased me around for a couple of hours until I accidentally smashed her face with the same frying fan I hit her with when we first met. Imagine my surprise when she kissed me the next day and called me her Airen. Of coarse, when I asked her what it means, she wouldn't tell me until a few years later during our marriage."

Ayame silently sobbed a bit. She has never heard this story before on how her parents met.

Teuchi continued and said, "After that, we spent a couple of months on the road as a traveling ramen restaurant as she teaches me about her people's way and the proper way to make ramen. A year later Ayame was born so we decided to settle down here in Konoha. When we bought this land, she told me it's now a little piece of the Amazon Nation. And I intend to honor that."

Mouse nodded and said, "I see. Once again I thank you for your hospitality. I have been in the village for a couple of days now as a silent bodyguard for Naruto-san. You're reaction upon hearing about the Amazons have gotten my curiosity so I decided to show myself. I am glad I did."

"You are welcome. But what is your connection with Naruto-kun?"

"I am among the people that he had lived with during his time away from here. Also, I am partly his teacher, training partner, and soon-to-be brother Amazon, if Rin-Rin finally manages to catch him." He said the last part with a smirk.

"Kiss of marriage?" Teuchi asked before laughing heartily at his guest's nod.

"Anyway, I was also ordered by an elder to establish a base of operation here in Konoha for their arrival. I was already thinking of opening up a new ramen stand but since an Amazon have already got one here, I am thinking of allowing me to help you expand your stand into a true restaurant, as well as giving you the deeds to the land surrounding your stand that I am planning to purchase."

Both father and daughter gasped at that and Teuchi said, "Sold!" only to be smack in the head by metallic chopsticks.

Ayame huffed at her groaning father before glaring at Mouse and saying, "I am sorry but the Icharakus doesn't accept charity."

Mouse merely smirked at the girl and said, "You have the Amazon Pride but I assure you what I am doing is no charity but duty. It is customary for our tribe to expand any and all Amazon lands outside of Jusetsuzuko. It is our way to ensure unity, loyalty, and communication among fellow Amazons outside our homeland. Like your mother said before, this land is now a little piece of the Amazon Nation. It would be in the tribe's best interest not only to make it a bit bigger, but also secure for future Amazons that may come here looking for sanctuary."

Ayame boggled at that, particularly when her mother was mentioned. But she did see the practicality of his statement. And he's right, it isn't charity but duty.

Mouse then said to both Ichiraku, "Anyway, it is also a duty of the visiting Amazon to gauge the skills of his or her hosts to insure their skills are not lacking. Both of you are already familiar with the basics but you still have a long way to go. Training starts tomorrow."

Both father and daughter shivered at the smile their guest have on his face. If their guess is true, both would be hurting for quite a while.

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Hinata sighed in relief as she let herself sink into the warm water of the furo. After two years of waiting, her Naruto-kun is finally back. And now, he was just outside in his room, unpacking his stuff.

She smiled at that, already imagining all the things they could do together. Maybe she could even catch him with his shirt off in the near future since they are living together in the same apartment. She blushed at that and shook her head to get rid of the perverted thoughts.

Her daydreaming was halted suddenly when she heard the door to the furo opening. She squeaks thinking it was Naruto-kun. She was a bit disappointed upon seeing Naomi the fox walking towards her.

"Um, h-hello, Naomi-chan. Is something wrong?" She asked.

Instead of answering, the fox merely jumped into the furo, only to be replaced by a young, red haired, red eyed, buxom, and very naked little girl.

For several seconds, both naked girls merely stared at each other silently. Until the little girl, who seems to be eight years old, suddenly sported a huge smile, shouted, "Hinata-chan!", and grabbed her in a bear hug.

Not knowing what had happened, Hinata did the first thing that came into her mind.

"EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Naruto, wearing nothing but boxer shorts, crashed through the door asking, "What's wrong? What happened?" only to stop short upon seeing Hinata's naked form trying to push another naked girl away from her.

Both pre teens stared at each other in shock. Naruto never knew Hinata was an early bloomer, as evident by her slightly larger than normal chests. Hinata on the other hand, couldn't stop the full body blush she's sporting seeing her Naruto-kun in just boxer shorts. This was much better than imagining him shirtless!

The little girl, seeing both preteens merely staring silently at each other for several minutes now, suddenly got a mischievous look on her face as she grab one of Hinata's exposed boobs and gave it a squeeze, eliciting a moaned gasped from Hinata.

Seeing this, Naruto's brain finally reached its boiling point. Blood sprouted from his nose before passing out right there and then.

"Naruto-kun!" Hinata shouted, her concern over riding her embarrassment as she quickly got off the furo to check on the passed out boy.

After a few seconds, Naruto regained consciousness only to be greeted by a close up of the very same objects that caused him to pass out in the first place. Upon seeing them mere inches from his face, he sprouted more blood from his nose before passing out again, this time sporting a perverted smile on his lips.

Hinata, finally realizing their position and state of undress, squeaked and passed out as well, falling on top of Naruto.

The little girl on the furo merely shook her head and sighed saying, "Both of you are hopeless."

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THE NEXT DAY:

"Ah, um, l-look, H-Hinata-chan, I-I know I should have told you about Naomi yesterday but I guess I k-kinda forgot." Naruto said with a blush, still avoiding looking anywhere near the girl who is currently sitting in front of him, the sight of her naked last night still fresh in his mind.

Hinata, on the other hand, was doing the same thing. Just thinking about her Naruto-kun wearing only boxers keeps giving her a full body blush. And her erotic dreams last night didn't help matters either. "I-It's o-okay. I-I m-mean, w-we were quite b-busy last with the party y-yesterday."

Silence reigned once more in the Uzumaki dining room, except for the loud slurping of the little girl eating ramen between them. Neither pre-teen wanted to look at the other in fear of seeing the other blush.

Naomi didn't seem to care for anything except for food at the moment that is until she finished and said, "More please!"

The tense atmosphere suddenly disappeared and they turned to look at the smiling Naomi holding her empty rice bowl towards Hinata.

It was just then that Naruto noticed all the food were gone and he glared at the little girl and said, "Naomi you brat! You didn't leave anything for us!"

The little girl Naomi merely huffed and said, "Hey, it was your own fault for not noticing." Then she smirked and said, "I'm not the one who keeps thinking about each other naked, now am I?"

At that, both pre teens blushed once more and look anywhere but each other.

Naruto shook his head away from those incoming perverted thoughts before saying, "Anyway, Hinata-chan, this here is Naomi. Yes she is the same fox from yesterday but she got a curse that turns her into a girl."

Breathing deeply to shake away her own perverted thoughts, she asks, "H-How? I mean, is she really a fox or a girl?"

"I'm both really. The curse just forces me in a form I could have turned to on my own." She said sagely, before glaring at Naruto and saying, "That is if the fool there wouldn't be so stingy with my chakra!"

Naruto merely smirk and said, "It's my chakra now and I can be stingy with it as much as I want."

Naomi was gritting her teeth before another mischievous look came to her face. She then turned to Hinata with teary eyes and said, "Hinata-onee-chan, Naruto-onii-chan is being mean to me!" Then she started to sniff.

Such action brought forth all those motherly instincts from inside Hinata and soon enough she was hugging the little crying girl trying t make her feel better. "Now, now, Naomi-chan, it's alright. I'm sure Naruto didn't mean it, didn't you, Naruto-kun?"

Naruto would have said yes he did but the disappointed look Hinata gave him stopped him dead in his tracks. It's like a patented Kasumi-Disappointed-In-You stare now that he thinks about it. And no one, absolutely no one, can resist a patented Kasumi-Look.

He finally sighed in defeat before saying, "Of coarse not, Hinata-chan. I would never do that to the fuzzball, um I mean Naomi-chan."

Seeing that she won this round, Naomi gave him a nasty smirk behind Hinata's back and said, "Aren't you two supposed to be in the academy right now?"

Both pre teens gasped at that. Looking at the clock hanging by the wall, they saw that they only have a few minutes before class starts.

"Oh Kami we're late!" Both teens said as they run out the door. Naomi, now alone, merely went to the kitchen to get more food. Maybe he could bother Naruto again later. But first food, then a nap.

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Haruno Sakura woke up stretching her limbs to take out the knots in her muscle tissues. She groggily went downstairs to the bathroom. Upon arriving at the living room, she heard someone snoring on the couch. Thinking it was just her mother again, she didn't paid whoever it is any mind and went straight to the bathroom.

As soon as she was there, she grabbed her toothbrush and toothpaste. Absently pouring a few amount of paste in her brush, she put it in her mouth and went back to the living room to wake her mother up.

Imagine her surprise when instead of seeing he mother, she saw a young boy sleeping there. Female reflexes kicking in, she did the first thing that came into her mind.

"EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The sudden scream woke Sasuke right out of bed and standing there in a defensive stance with kunai on both hands. It took him a few seconds to adjust his eye sights. When he finally did, he saw a young pink haired girl with a toothbrush hanging from her mouth behind the couch looking at him in shock.

A few seconds later, the same black haired woman from last night came down the stairs holding a chakra scalpel in her hands. She was soon followed by a gorgeous pink haired yawning woman wearing nothing but a pink see through negligee and panties, nothing else.

"What's all the –yawn- ruckus about?" the pink haired woman asked, still groggy from sleep.

"MOTHER! STOP PRANCING AROUND THE HOUSE HALF NAKED AND CVER YOURSELF! THERE'S A MAN IN THE HOUSE!" Sakura shouted in shock.

Haruno Suiren merely stared at her daughter for a moment before turning towards the still shocked Uchiha boy. She then turned back to her daughter and gave her a mischievous smirk before saying, "As if you could talk, Sakura-chan."

It was just then that Sakura finally realize that she was only wearing her panties and a large shirt that barely reaches her thighs and nothing else. It was also showing a bit of her shoulders. Mortified, she turned to look at the three people looking at her. When her eyes turned towards the only male in the room, she saw her staring at her with a blush on his cheeks.

Mortified, she let her female instincts kicked in and shouted in mortification before bashing the still confused Uchiha boy in the face as hard as she could. Luckily, she wasn't able to use her Tsunade-like strength or the boy would have been a smear on the wall rather than unconscious.

Seeing this, Suiren merely laugh at her daughter's embarrassment and went back upstairs. Shizune, on the other hand, merely sighed in defeat and tried placating the blushing pink haired girl.

Shizune should really apologize to the boy since she was the one who told her to stay. But then again, maybe being beaten by a girl his age in a single punch would knock his ego down a few pegs.

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A/N: Sorry it took me a while but this story is still pretty much alive and kicking.