A/N: I just wanted to write something light again! All it is, is my version of ER but in a daytime soap opera. I screwed around a lot, like I know Chicago is the windy city but I wanted this to be as stupid as possible.
Disclaimer: My plot to kidnap the characters is- oh hi everyone! These characters don't belong to me (yet) they belong to the people at ER (for now).
Narrator: Now it's time for ER: Life in the Windy Apple. On today's show...
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Carter (with thick mustache, like the kind you find in the 1800's and partially falling off): Listen Kerry, my patient died because of you!
Kerry (with long hair and played a blonde with obviously colored hair) Reads forcefully from cue cards, not even looking at Carter: No, I- I did not Carton!
Carter (whispers): It's Carter!
Kerry: What? Oh, Carter!
Carter: What is this? (He points at the actress. He walks off camera view mad) Where's Laura Innes?
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Randi (Dressed like gone with the wind) Southern accent: Oh Dave! I love you with all my heart and I want to marry you! I know my papa won't allow us but I don't care!
Man (looks like Dave from back, as if that was possible!) Turns around: I'm not Dave
Randi (back to normal): Oh sorry. Wait who wrote this?
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Rena: Carter, I have something to tell you.
Carter (now has an Antonio Banderas mustache and has Spanish accent. Hair slicked back): What is it my love?
Rena: I'm your- half sister! [dum, dum, duuuummm] (She looks away)
Carter: No, I can't believe it. I won't believe it. But we-
Rena: I know, but I have the DNA results right here.
Carter: Noooooo!!!! (Back to normal) Cut, cut. I can't take this. Who's responsible for this script?
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Narrator: Now we return to ER: Life in the Windy City
(Open scene with Mark Greene. In the hospital with Malucci, Benton, Weaver, Kovac, Carter and Chen)
Anthony Edwards: And you're sure this is good for the show? But do I have to improvise? What do you mean they forgot to make my cue cards!? (Talking to a man. Man looks at the camera, shocked, and sneaks away)
Anthony Edwards: We're on? (Point to camera. Changes to character)
Mark Greene: (Clears throat) Umm, I want all of you to be busy doing something. Yeah, that's it. Go and cure! (He practically runs away from the camera, leaving the other actors frozen in place.)
Man off camera: We have five minutes of live air left.
Carter: So, busy day in the, uh, ER huh?
Weaver: Yup, yup.
Malucci: So, uh, Jing-Mei. Do you want to go out with me?
Chen: Ugh, leave it to you to ask me out at a time like this!
Benton: It's better than nothing.
Carter: Hey I tried to think of something!
Benton: What? Busy day in the ER? Give me a break!
Carter: Oh, I'll give you a break!
Kovac: Please, gentlemen stop fighting (Gets in the middle of them both)
Benton: Get out of my way! I'm going to teach him a lesson!
Carter: Teach me a lesson? Teach me?
Benton: What are you deaf?
Man off camera: 3 seconds left
Carter: You think you're tough?
Man off camera: 2...
Benton: Better than you, you sissy!
Man off camera: 1...
Carter: Sissy? That's it you little son of a-
(Commercial break)
Tell me what you think, should I write more or is it too stupid? Felt like writing another lighter story. E-mail is [email protected].
Disclaimer: My plot to kidnap the characters is- oh hi everyone! These characters don't belong to me (yet) they belong to the people at ER (for now).
Narrator: Now it's time for ER: Life in the Windy Apple. On today's show...
/////////////////
Carter (with thick mustache, like the kind you find in the 1800's and partially falling off): Listen Kerry, my patient died because of you!
Kerry (with long hair and played a blonde with obviously colored hair) Reads forcefully from cue cards, not even looking at Carter: No, I- I did not Carton!
Carter (whispers): It's Carter!
Kerry: What? Oh, Carter!
Carter: What is this? (He points at the actress. He walks off camera view mad) Where's Laura Innes?
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Randi (Dressed like gone with the wind) Southern accent: Oh Dave! I love you with all my heart and I want to marry you! I know my papa won't allow us but I don't care!
Man (looks like Dave from back, as if that was possible!) Turns around: I'm not Dave
Randi (back to normal): Oh sorry. Wait who wrote this?
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Rena: Carter, I have something to tell you.
Carter (now has an Antonio Banderas mustache and has Spanish accent. Hair slicked back): What is it my love?
Rena: I'm your- half sister! [dum, dum, duuuummm] (She looks away)
Carter: No, I can't believe it. I won't believe it. But we-
Rena: I know, but I have the DNA results right here.
Carter: Noooooo!!!! (Back to normal) Cut, cut. I can't take this. Who's responsible for this script?
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Narrator: Now we return to ER: Life in the Windy City
(Open scene with Mark Greene. In the hospital with Malucci, Benton, Weaver, Kovac, Carter and Chen)
Anthony Edwards: And you're sure this is good for the show? But do I have to improvise? What do you mean they forgot to make my cue cards!? (Talking to a man. Man looks at the camera, shocked, and sneaks away)
Anthony Edwards: We're on? (Point to camera. Changes to character)
Mark Greene: (Clears throat) Umm, I want all of you to be busy doing something. Yeah, that's it. Go and cure! (He practically runs away from the camera, leaving the other actors frozen in place.)
Man off camera: We have five minutes of live air left.
Carter: So, busy day in the, uh, ER huh?
Weaver: Yup, yup.
Malucci: So, uh, Jing-Mei. Do you want to go out with me?
Chen: Ugh, leave it to you to ask me out at a time like this!
Benton: It's better than nothing.
Carter: Hey I tried to think of something!
Benton: What? Busy day in the ER? Give me a break!
Carter: Oh, I'll give you a break!
Kovac: Please, gentlemen stop fighting (Gets in the middle of them both)
Benton: Get out of my way! I'm going to teach him a lesson!
Carter: Teach me a lesson? Teach me?
Benton: What are you deaf?
Man off camera: 3 seconds left
Carter: You think you're tough?
Man off camera: 2...
Benton: Better than you, you sissy!
Man off camera: 1...
Carter: Sissy? That's it you little son of a-
(Commercial break)
Tell me what you think, should I write more or is it too stupid? Felt like writing another lighter story. E-mail is [email protected].