Resident Evil: Dumb Ass

Heart of Seraphina

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Chapter One

At a deserted area A. Wesker was screaming at a random employee.

"Is the d-virus finished yet?" Wesker yelled.

"No sir," the employee said weakly, before Wesker tossed him out a window.

Wesker noticed the title and opening lines. "Noooo! Not another fanfiction!" he screamed again, knocking over the d-virus.

"He did it." Wesker pointed to a random person in the room that got pumped full of lead. Then weaker ran away.

RESIDENT EVIL: DUMB ASS

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(insert cool music here)

The d-virus is flowing in some water through a series of very complicated pipes. We see Hulk shooting at some targets with his T.M.P, then he stops and just stares into space as if he was having a flashback. However, no one can tell if he is or not because of the gas mask then.

Hulk screams, "Damn you William Birkin!"

Then the d-virus continues into the sewers.