AH, Neko again :D

While in the process of writing Deidara and The Diary (And earning myself a date in the process..), The divorce with my parents is final, and I shall be moving in about two weeks per say.

About the date thing, I'd like to comfirm that I'm half & half. If you get what I mean.

ANYWHO.

This is a Death Note parody, so please don't be offended.

It's all mostly just gonna turn out as LxRaito (aka Light) slight fluff. Maybe.

I don't own it, blah blah blah.

This beginning is short, and it's supposed to be.

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The Magic A Cake Can Do

"Raito-kun," L began quietly, a thumb in between his colorless lips. His racoon-like eyes staring directly at said boy.

"Yes..?"

"..Why does my tooth hurt?"

It had been two days ago, when L had begun to whine about how much a certain tooth had started aching.

Also, it was two days before Raito Yagami swore that L's complaining was wearing down his IQ.

"Raito-kun.. So you say that what I am going through -believe it or not- is a so-called 'cavity'?" Raito nodded, continuing to type and stare quietly at the lit screen of his computer. At least his questions stopped.. He thought to himself.

"Raito-kun.."

Or not.

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The next day Raito had decided that L needed to go to a dentist. It was hard, having Watari lift a wiggling L out from the closet and a patient Raito waiting outside.

"You're Kira!" Ryuuzaki said, clearly pouting as he was carried off like a bag of flour. He was pale enough to be..

"I swear! By this act of cruelty, You just HAVE to be Kira!"

"Since when did you start getting so stupid?" The brown haired male raised an eyebrow. Watari was now slipping L in the back seat to strap him with a seat belt.

"Since..since you took away my cookies."

Yes, in fact Raito had taken his time tossing each and every cookie into a bag in front of L's face, and locking inside a tiny chest on his nightstand.

"Nani?"

"My COOKIES! Waah!!! I'm stupid without cookies.."

And did L get back his precious cookies?

Read on..

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Love,

Warren.