-1Cool… I guess I have to make this a harem. But not until later.

Today we find our famous anti-god orbiting around the earth all by his lone some. But then something pulled at him and he descended slowly into the earth. He slowly opened his eyes and realized what the feeling was. He was falling to the earth from space.

"How the hell did this happen?…Oh yeah that's how." Naruto said to himself as he continued to fall. He closed his eyes and had a flashback.

Flash Back

Naruto woke up from his comma to find himself being weighed down by a sleeping Sakura on his body. He blushed at the fact that a girl was actually using him as a bed/pillow. She started to stir and she opened her eyes.

"Naruto-kun." she whispered as she nuzzled her head into his chest. This caused Naruto to blush even more as he shook Sakura a couple of times.

"Sakura-chan…Sakura-chan…Sakura-chan…wake up Sakura-chan." Naruto said as Sakura just nuzzled in even closer to his face.

'Kiss her. That should wake her up.' the voice within Naruto's head suggested. Just like me, Naruto did what the voice in his head said and grabbed Sakura and moved her closer to him. He connected his lips with hers and she instantly woke up. Her eyes were wide for about…two seconds, then she grabbed his head and deepened the kiss. Once again like every other kiss he has had it lasted for about two minutes, give or take a few hours. Naruto pulled away blushing.

"Sakura-chan can you get off of me I have something 'important' to take care of today." Naruto said as Sakura got off and hugged Naruto once he got up.

"I was worried about you Naruto-kun…And what's this about you kissing Ino, Hinata, and a girl named Ten-Ten?" Sakura asked as Naruto began sweating and looking back and forth.

"I um…Well you see they needed comforting and…" Naruto said as Sakura kissed him once again. She laid Naruto on the bed and continued to kiss him as he waved his arms wildly in the air. He got extremely nervous when he felt something go into his mouth that was in Sakura's. The kiss lasted a long time until Naruto was finally able to get Sakura off of him.

"Why did you do that?" Naruto asked as he wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Sakura giggled and got up and hugged Naruto

"That was what you owed me since you kissed so many other girls." Sakura said as she let Naruto go, who was blushing immensely.

"Okay Sakura-chan I need to go. Bye." Naruto said as he sped off to another land far away. For today was one that he grudgingly hated. Dooms day.

Baron Wasteland

Naruto was standing alone in a baron area of which held no life. His smile grew dim as he began forming hand seals at a rapid speed. He stopped and flung his hands outwards to his sides and closed his eyes.

"Kyuukyou Bushin…" Naruto whispered as millions of bushins filled the land. But these bushins were different from Kage Bushins. Each and every single one were about as strong as a high jounin. All the bushins smirked and dashed towards Naruto.

Naruto didn't move but he just grabbed his head as it shook. He took his hands from his head and drooped it downwards. The first bushin brought forward it's fist and was about to strike but it ended up with a kunai in between it's eyes. The bushin fell to the ground, slowly decaying into the earth. Ten bushins jumped forth, only to end up with their heads flying in the air from Naruto's kunai.

"Kyuukyou Senai Jashuu!" Naruto yelled out as a small snake launched out of his sleeve and grew immense in size. It swallowed about one thousand bushins it disappeared. Naruto stood in the middle of the field still waiting for more attacks.

Twenty bushins surrounded him and began performing hand seals at rapid speeds. They all suddenly stopped and thrust their arms forward making them extend while performing more hand seals.

"Kyuukyou Souja Sousai no Jutsu!" They all screamed as their arms touched hands touched Naruto and they began to die one by one each leaving a gigantic explosion on Naruto. Naruto screamed in agony as more and more explosions blew apart chunks of his body. When the twenty bushins were dead, Naruto was laying on the ground limbless and coughing up immense amounts of blood.

'The only reason why I survived that attack was because of him…Kyuukyou ChakraKyuushuu' Naruto thought as his body about one thousand bushins around him were surrounded by a bluish aura. The bushins screamed in agony as each one of them disintegrated away forming a tiny bit of flesh on Naruto's body. In the end Naruto was standing on the bloodied ground of were the bushins once were, flexing his new limbs.

He put his hands in a ram seal and closed his eyes. The bushins watched in wonder of what he was doing but quickly put their thoughts aside and charged Naruto. The first bushin stabbed Naruto with a kunai on his upper thigh. Naruto didn't even flinch as hundreds of kunai imbedded themselves into him at non-lethal positions. Naruto opened his eyes which seemed to freeze time for a couple of seconds.

"Hikari: Terikaesu no Yoroi!" Naruto yelled out as a giant mirror absorbed Naruto and disappeared into nothingness. The bushins searched for minutes until they saw a giant explosion that came from the direction of their beloved friend, bushin number 2,546,784.

The death of bushin number 2,546,784

The bushin was looking in the corner of the wasteland and noticed a mirror appear and Naruto stepped out wearing a different attire then he came in. He was wearing a pure white suit. (Imagine Ichigo's attire when he uses his bankai except everything is white.)

The bushin watched in horror as Naruto walked towards him, snapping a white glove on each hand. The bushin fell on his bottom and tried to run but couldn't find the will power. Naruto put his left hand over the bushins head. On the back of Naruto's left hand, the glove had the kanji for impact on it. On his right he had two kanji's, absorb and reflect. Naruto frowned and then he opened his mouth.

"Danchaku…" Naruto whispered to himself a giant explosion occurred sending the bushin to oblivion.

All the bushins surrounded Naruto anxious to get some blood pouring out of him. Naruto snapped his fingers and the impact kanji appeared on his right glove. He got into the Tekken-fu stance as all the bushins charged him. He brought his fist up and punched the first bushin who attempted to strike him.

"Danchaku." The bushin exploded as Naruto turned to his next victims. Two bushins charged him from each side and he jumped in the air. He slammed the bushins heads together. "Danchaku." The bushins heads exploded taking several other bushins with them. Naruto ran into the mob of bushins and began striking.

"Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku! Danchaku!" Naruto screamed as he took out about a hundredths of the mob of bushins.

"This is getting old." Naruto said to himself as he snapped a bushins neck. Naruto raised his hand as high as it could go and then slammed his palm down onto the ground.

"Kyuukyou Danchaku!" Naruto yelled out as an explosion ten times the size of the one that took out bushin number 2,546,784, took out all the bushins. When the smoke cleared their were five bushins left. These ones were about the same power as the Hokage himself. But these bushins had pride and decided to take on Naruto one on one.

The first bushin he face performed three simple hand seals and smirked.

"Kyuukyou Raikiri!" the bushin yelled out as a ball of lightning the size of a whole house surrounded the bushins hand. It charged at Naruto with it's hand to its side. Naruto grimaced at the time he asked Kakashi to teach him that technique.

Flashback

"Can you teach me the Raikiri?" Naruto asked as Kakashi turned around.

"What will I get in exchange?" Kakashi asked back.

Naruto pulled out a jutsu scroll filled with how to make your jutsus into 'Kyuukyou' jutsus.

"I'll give you this and…" Naruto said as he pulled out about twenty small orange books.

"Is that… Is that the missing special, Icha-Icha: Return of Darth Boner series?" Kakashi asked as his jaw dropped to the floor. Naruto nodded with a smile planted on his face as Kakashi pulled out another scroll of every single technique that he has learned ever since he got his Sharingan.

Flashback End

Naruto snapped his fingers again, and the kanji for impact on his right hand was replaced with the two original kanji's it had on. Naruto put his right arm forward and took the Raikiri head on.

"Kyuushuu!" Naruto yelled when the Raikiri collided with his open palm. Naruto screamed in agony as the Raikiri's electricity was absorbed into his palm. The grapple lasted for about five minutes until Naruto gained the upper hand. Naruto grabbed the bushin's fist and slammed him down to the ground sending all the energy of the Raikiri into the bushin's body. The bushin disintegrated into the air as Naruto waved his hand in the air getting rid of the pain. He cracked his knuckles and then smiled.

"Next." Naruto said as a bushin dressed in a red attire was brought forth. The bushin ran forth and slammed his hand into Naruto's. Naruto realized what he was doing and changed smirked.

"Kyuukyou Danchaku!" The bushin and Naruto yelled as both of their hands let out a giant explosion. A small ball of energy was held in between each of their palms as they each struggled to gain the upper hand. Naruto mentally snapped and changed both kanjis to reflect.

"Kyuushuu Terikaesu!" Naruto yelled as the ball of energy was absorbed into his palms and was sent back at rapid speeds towards the other bushin. The bushins arms were ripped apart and it stared wide eyed as it's body exploded.

"Fusion!" The two of the bushins yelled as there bodies combined into one being. Naruto watched as the bright light cleared and there stood the only enemy that he couldn't beat. Himself. Yes standing there was an exact replica of himself white suit, gloves, and everything else. They dashed at each other with fists brought forward in an epic clash.

"Danchaku!" They both yelled out and they were each blown away to opposite sides of the wasteland. They smirked at each other's power and then dashed forth at blinding speeds. Several explosions were across the wasteland, making it so that it had as many craters as the moon. They both stopped with kunai's clashing panting heavily. They each smirked once again and forced chakra into their shoulder blades and giant wings popped out. The bushin's colored black, and Naruto's wings grey.

They flew up into the air in mortal combat, aiming for a vital spot each time they struck. They eventually made it into the ozone layer, Naruto flying up higher trying to escape a flying kunai. They each stopped and began forming the ultimate technique in their hands. A giant ball of chakra spinning in every direction. They each smirked and then dashed at each other.

"Kyuukyou Rasengan!" They each yelled out as a giant white light the size of the Chinohate sphere consumed both of them. The blast sent the bushin flying down to earth crashing into a random part of the earth, dead, you will find out. Naruto was sent flying even further and was knocked out from the blast.

Flashback End

"I guess that explains it huh?" Naruto asked himself as he began falling towards the wasteland were he began the battle. He focused more chakra into his shoulder blades and his wings appeared again but disappeared when he reached the surface of the wasteland.

The final bushin walked forth and put it's hands into a ram hand sign.

"I don't need any special techniques to beat you. I discovered something that you couldn't fight against no matter what the condition…Kage Bushin! Henge!" the bushin yelled out as smoke consumed it.

"And what may that be?" Naruto asked as his eyes shot wide open and was replaced by his pupils shaking with fear. Standing in front of him were three more bushins.

"You bastard I'll…I'll kill you!" Naruto screamed as he brought his kunai forward to strike one of the bushins.

"Stop Naruto! Will you really hurt me?" The bushin said as it started to cry.

"S…Sakura-chan I'm sorry. Please don't cry."

"And what about me huh?" another bushin cried out as it started to cry as well.

"Ino-chan…" Naruto whispered.

"And what about us are you really going to hurt us?" the other two bushins cried as tears began to fall from their eyes.

"Hinata-chan…Ten-chan…please I'll do whatever you want just stop crying all of you." Naruto pleaded. The bushins smirked and surrounded Naruto.

"The you will die for us Naruto-kun." The four bushins said as they began to beat the living hell out of Naruto.

"NARUTO-KUN!" several voices screamed out as they ran forward towards Naruto.

"Sakura-chan, Ino-chan, Hinata-chan, Ten-chan." Naruto whispered as he regained his senses. He turned to the bushins who beat the crap out of him and he brought his hands forward.

"Zankuuha!" Naruto yelled out as a blast of wind was sent flying out of his arms and completely obliterated the bushins. Naruto fell over from chakra exhaustion and let out a breath of air as all the girls jumped on him and began to cry.

"Where were you?! We were worried!" They all cried out as they began clinging onto random parts of his body.

"Listen it's getting late okay. Lets just camp out here and we'll head back to Konoha tomorrow okay." Naruto said as he got up performed some hand seals.

"Mokuton Shichuuka no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled out as a smallhouse made of wood appeared before them.

"Now I only had enough chakra left to make four beds so the first one inside get's to share a bed with me." Naruto said as he walked into the house and the girls fought over who got to spend time with Naruto.

Notes

A little shorter than my last chapter but you can't expect me to it good all the time.

I guess I'm making this a harem. So yeah.

I f you have any suggestions or want to be a beta writer for this story so… put it inot a review or PM me about it.