Kaosu: Okay, first off, I'm Brandon. But I have my reasons for calling myself this. Second, my first story had no notes anywhere, there will be some in the other chapters!!!
Yugi: -rolls eyes- Yeah, right.
Kaosu: Yugi-kun! I can and will have Yami-kun drag you off somewhere... alone... and have him take that innocence of yours... -evilly grins as Yugi turns pale- ... he he... that's what I thought.
Yami: I actually was hoping you would like that idea, koi. -licks lips evilly-
Yugi: OO; uuuuuh... bye!!!!! -is gone-
Kaosu: -- Aki-chan? Disclaimer, please?
Aki: - Okay, Kaosu-kun!
Autumn's Disclaimer: Neither Kaosu-kun, nor I own Yu-Gi-Oh! or the song 'Carol of the Bells', or any mistletoe, thank god for that, and the reasons for that are that we hardly have the money for it, and if we did own Yu-Gi-Oh! it would be a bunch of YYXY junk and would've never ever EVER gotten in the hands of those fuckers at 4kids entertainment!!!!!!!! . If we owned 'Carol of the Bells', there'd be one for every occasion, not just X-mas, and if we owned any mistletoe, we'd be dead... no, wait... sorry, I was thinking wooden/silver stakes. If we owned any mistletoe we'd do what Yugi's grandfather did to Yugi&Yami. -snicker-
Kaosu: um... Aki? You just gave away a little itsy bitsy thing that could get us killed. Plus, Aki, 'Carol of the Bells' and mistletoe are in a different fic...
Aki: O-o-o-oh... well, anyways... Warnings please Kaosu-kun!!! -
Kaosu: Okay...
Brandon's Warnings: YYXY, which is YamixYugi, which is Yami and Yugi, who are two guys, in love with each other, which is yaoi and/or shounen-ai, which is boy-on-boy love, which is gay/homosexuality, which means all homophobes will fuck off now!!! OR ELSE!!!! Also has some mild language, A 7.777... CHANCE OF (K: sorry, i wasn't really sure0 a ((possibly) horrible attempt at a) lemon, and a nice big helping of shounen-ai. And vampires. -heheh...-
Yugi: -returns momentarily- I'm gonna die in the second fic... T-T why are there reviews?!?! -fakes crying-
KEY: (this applies to all fics!!!!!!!)
'regular thought, sometimes slips through the link, howver, early in THIS fic there -is- no link' "dialog YELLING/SHOUTING SCREAMING emphasized word sarcasm emphasized phrase" ''Yugi to Yami through the link'' '''Yami to Yugi through link''' (annoying comment by Kaosu and/or Aki) Vocabulary at the bottom... if we even care to.
A 'teen' in a cloak dashed through the night, heading to the graveyard. The cemetery had a tall, thick, stone cross. It was 10 minutes until midnight, and the Domino City graveyard was quiet. Very much more than too quiet. 'Damn it! Where are they??' the vampire thought, standing on his lookout point from this very cross. He was no 'ordinary' vampire, though, he was the vampire king, Kyuu Ketsuki Yami! This fact, he reminded himself, was reason to retain patience.
He disappeared in a quiet cloud of smoke, and reappeared on top of the crypt. 'It's almost midnight, and they haven't showed up yet??? Oh, perfect!' he thought to himself alone.
His thoughts were interrupted by two dark energy emissions creeping up behind him. He sighed. "Eba Deddo Aki and KagirInaiKaosu, cut that out now. Otherwise, I'll have you two exiled!" he growled, turning around and baring his gleaming fangs. The figures (both: that'd be us.) froze, and the color would've drained from our faces, but seeing the lack of color to begin with, the color, or lack thereof, stayed there.
"Gomen, Yami, but... well..." I, Kaosu, began to explain. But our master&lord's eyes narrowed further at us. He had ordered us to get him a boy, nay, teenager with the figure of a boy, whom had caught his eye. Yet we had came back empty-handed. We believed we knew what he was about to say before he'd even spoken.
"Aki and Kaosu... this is quite the surprise. After all, how long has it been since you last disobeyed even one of my orders? If I recall correctly, that'd be now. I am not at all pleased by your performance tonight. If you'd be so responsible as to explain the reason for your actions, I will decide if I am to let this whole thing just slide on by." What the- he never lets these things just slide!!! Jesus freakin' Christ, we could save ourselves!!!! I then believed in God... for a brief moment.
"We tried, Yami, honestly!" Aki said, not even close to far from the truth. I tried to explain once more...
Kaosu: OO Aki, they're holding wooden and silver stakes like pitchforks!!!!
Aki: WHAT IN ALL HELL ARE WE GONNA DO????
Kaosu: RUN, THATS WHAT!!!!
Yami: DAMN IT!!!! . WHY THE HELL DID YOU TWO HAVE TO WRITE THIS????
yxyfan(or both Aki&Kaosu): No reason... remember, Yami, when they catch us, if they even get in stabbing range, we're gonna die too!
Yugi: -has a kawaii little smile on- Arigatou! Here's the vocab translations! R&R! SAYONARA! -dashes after us to save us from the evil homo-/vampiraphobic peoples-
Kyuu Ketsuki Yami - Actually the two Japanese words Kyuuketsuki Yami. Kyuuketsuki means Vampire in Japanese just as Yami means Darkness in the same language. so his name is 'Vampire of the Dark' in the vampirized form of japenese.
Eba Deddo Aki - True form: Eba-deddo aki, or Ever-dead Autumn/fall (Now you get why Aki is autumns nickname! )
KagirInaiKaosu - True form: Kagirinai kaosu, or Eternal chaos.
Gomen - Sorry.
Kawaii - Cute.
Arigatou - Thanks, Thank you.
Sayonara - Goodbye.