The Villain's Convention: Chapter 4

I.

"Hey, K', I saw that loser BF of yours. What weirdness is he into now? I mean, really, a duster? That is so two seasons ago."

Kim whirled and snatched the brunette cheerleader by her shirt, "Where did you see Ron, Bonnie?" Bonnie's head rattled at the shaking. "Where?"

"Let go of me, Possible!" Bonnie demanded.

Seeing the questioning looks from the other cheerleaders in the locker room, Kim complied, growling, "Where did you see him, Bonnie, it's important."

Watching Kim's anger rise with impatience, Bonnie straightened her clothes, and patted her hair into place. As Kim's face grew redder, Bonnie finally answered, "I don't see why you're all concerned K'. Unless..."

"Unless what, Bonnie?"

"Did your little pet jump the fence, Kimmie? And with an older woman, too." Bonnie mock sympathized.

"What woman? What did she look like?" Kim gritted.

"Never seen her before, K', but she looked like she was going to make a man out of the loser the first chance she got; if she hasn't already."

"What was that about Ron, Bonnie?" Tara stepped up.

"Just that he's got himself a new GF, Tara. Long black hair, weird complexion, and an outfit that looks like it came out of a cartoon."

Tara looked stricken, but Kim zeroed in on the description. "What was weird about her complexion, Bonnie?"

"She wasn't normal, kind of greenish. Although I will say it looked striking with that mane of ebony hair she has."

"What about Ron, Bonnie, how do you know he's with her." Tara asked wistfully.

"They were either on their way to a costume party or something, I think, because why else would they dress like that? And besides, he looked like he'd painted his face blue."

"But...but...how do you know they were together?" Tara asked again.

"Oh, please, like they could be anything else the way she was hanging on him and the way he was groping her buns." Bonnie snarked.

Kim turned pale. "Ron...and...and...Shego? Shego...and...and...I'll kill her! Right after I kill him! How could he...why would she..."

Never one to miss an opportunity, Bonnie razzed her rival, "I know Miss Snow White here hasn't given up any, Tara, so the complexion might have been caused by something other than paint."

A few of the nearby cheerleader's snickered, while Kim and Tara blushed furiously.

"Never mind that, where is he? I have to find him." Kim managed through her blush, "This is important, Bonnie."

"He was out in the parking lot, Kimmie, and the Harley he was riding isn't going to be nearly big enough."

Kim barely heard her rival as she rushed for the door, only to be brought up short by a firm grasp on her arm. "Where do you think you're going, Possible? We need you for the game."

"Not now, Bonnie, I..."

"So you're going to ditch, just as you're needed, typical." Bonnie turned away disdainfully.

Kim glared at the brunette's back. "All right, all right, I'll find him later. And when I do..." She turned to her locker to change with the rest of the squad.

II.

"Ok, lover, mind telling me why we're at a basketball game?" Shego questioned.

"Not just any basketball game, Shego, the championship."

"Oh, that makes so much difference, whoo-who, double whoo."

A maniacal grin was his only answer. Shego snuggled up against Ron's back. "Just a little hint, please? I'll do that thing with the green fire you like so much." Shego wheedled.

The blue villain turned to pull her full chest firmly into his, placing a deep, stunning kiss on her open lips. When he raised his head he whispered to her dazed eyes, "Mayhem, confusion, and maybe a little joy, that's what we're doing." He turned and strode down the hallway.

Shego blinked, "Ok, mayhem and confusion I can deal with, but...joy? Wait! Wait a minute." She chased after her boss.

III.

Tara was a little worried. Some of the other cheerleader's had passed worried and gone to anxious, with one, Jessica almost at full blown panic when Kim explained what Ron AKA Zorpox had done. All their clothes disappearing on national TV? That was so not good. But Tara refused to believe that the sweetest, nicest, bravest boy she had ever met would do that. Besides, as Bonnie maliciously mentioned, this Zorpox only seemed to be interested in Kim, so the rest of them had nothing to worry about.

Bonnie was delighted. Kim had just told her to be the top of the pyramid. A position the two had fought over since the routine was devised. Tonight, Bonnie Rockwaller would be on top. Tonight and always if she had anything to do with it. Nobody would ever forget her performance. She was so going to out class Possible.

Kim was furious at Ron; not only had he embarrassed her, twice!, but in order to stay mobile and maybe catch him, she had to give up her prized position at the top of the formation to, of all people, Bonnie. She was so going to hurt him when she got him back.

Rufus was ready. His long distance vision wasn't that great, his eyes being adapted more for underground than daylight, but he knew where his target would be.

IV.

Kim was ready. Ready but infuriated. She had taken the spotter's position Bonnie usually occupied in order to be able to move and scan the crowd. Even while searching for her wayward BF, she could see the flamboyance Bonnie brought to the move. "Show off! No thought about making the squad look good, it's all about her!" She thought when Bonnie added a second flip to the single Kim usually performed while reaching the top of the pyramid. "What if the second roll made her miss? She'd probably say the others moved." Kim desperately looked around the cheering crowd. "Where's Ron, where is he? I know he's here, he..." As the pyramid began to collapse on schedule, she saw Bonnie do a side split hurdler move as she dismounted. From the corner of her vision, Kim saw the blue beam reach out.

From her spot under the bleachers, Shego massaged her forehead, "I knew this wasn't going to work, looks like it's up to me. Again."

The crowd gave a delighted roar.