I don't own Rogue /Remy or any other X-men characters, themes or stories

I don't own Rogue /Remy or any other X-men characters, themes or stories. Wish I did but alas I don't.

Author's note Sorry if it is a little mushy I just can't help it. Also, It would have went a lot faster if I didn't have to deal with those dumb ass accents.

"Remy! Remy LeBeau were are you?!" Rogue yelled up the stairs of the Mansion. It was only a week until the wedding and everything was hectic.

"Remy the tailor's here ta fit ya and if Ah don't see yare Cajun butt in fiahve seconds ya not live ta see the honeymoon!"

"You called Chere`?" He said from behind her, she jumped, startled thinking he was upstairs. " Jesus Christ on a cross! Stop doing that!"

"What?"

"That sneaking up thing ya do, ya always seem to be lurkin' in the shadows."

"Sorry, what did you want with Remy?" He said putting his arms around her waist. "Remy ya and the boys have to be fitted for ya tuxes, Ah have a billion things ta do not to mention pick up Mama and Kurt from the airport and make sure she behaves. And on top of everything call the caterer, minister, band, and take the girls to the seamstress so we can be fitted. What ah want from ya is a little help." She said she was clearly stressed out."Remy, will go call de people you say and get fitted at de same time. You take the girls and go get dose dresses and I'll send a limo for my soon to be mother and brother in law." He said and kissed her forehead, "Thank ya Remy ya always know how to clam meh down, the phone numbers are in the book." She kissed him deeply and went in search of Jean, Storm, and Jubilee the bridesmaids, "Where are ya'll? we have ta go!"

Remy smiled he was going to love being married to this woman, he could tell. It was June 5; on June 12 he was going to be a husband. Since Christmas Rogue had moved back into the mansion and they and both moved into a bigger room. She was now the Literature and dance teacher and he was the P.E teacher. Right now they were surrounded by people running around decorating the huge dinning room for the wedding, getting fitted and helping them move into a spare guesthouse that was close to Jean and Scott's.

"Mister LeBeau I presume.?" Remy turned to see a small lady in her fifties, with a tape measure slung around her neck and a needle cushion taped to her wrist. "You must be de tailor, le Remy go get de groomsmen and we'll meet you in de lounge." Remy walked to the hall and pushed the intercom so he could be heard all over the house "Hey all de groomsmen who are bein' fitted come to de lounge."

Remy was on the phone talking to the band while Sophie, the tailor, was taking his measurements. "What? You agreed on 350 for five hours and now you say dat you want 500, no way, you must dink dat Remy was born yesterday. Dat's what I thought. Be here at Five on de 12th." He looked over to Logan, Hank, Scott, and the Professor. "I don't know what Rogue was stressin' about Remy could do dis with his eyes tied behind his back." "Right Gumbo just wait until those jitters start up." Logan replied, "If you with excuse me for a moment I have to call the travel agency." The Professor said wheeling out the room. He was leaving tomorrow for Muir Island and was coming back two days before the wedding. "Now that Chuck is gone let's talk about the bachelor party," Logan whispered "Logan I am a married man I don't want to go to a strip joint." Scott said with his usual sternness "Who said you was invited," Logan said "Guys I have decided dat we will have it here and dere will be no strippers." Remy said easily "I never thought I would live ta hear gumbo turning down a stripper." Logan said with a grin, "Ah, it has appeared that Remy is content with Rogue and true love." Hank said "Yes dat and de fact dat Rogue would tear my arms off if I did."

"Rogue these dresses are exquisite." Strom said slowly turning in the mirror, "Ah'm so glad ya like 'em Storm." Rogue called form the dressing room. Well, it was more of a cubical with a door that showed her head and feet. "Hey I just got finished reading Rogue Lovers, it is really intense. Can I assume it based on true life?" Jean said form the stool she was standing on having her dress hemmed. "Rogue when do I get to read it?" Jubilee said Storm answered, "When you can explain Einstein's theory of relativity, "I'll never be able to do that!" "There is your answer," Jean said with a grin "Okay, Ah'm coming out be honest." Rogue stepped out and the girls held their breaths. The gown was fit for a queen it had big skirt that fanned out and it was low cut reveling the swells of her breasts. Not enough to be consider indecent for a holy ceremony but Gambit would have definite trouble waiting for the honeymoon. When the girls didn't say anything she took it the wrong way "Ya'll hate it don't ya?" "No it's beautiful!" Jean said "Thanks," as rogue tried to step out of the dressing room her foot caught on the long wide skirt and she fell face forward. The girls rushed to help her up "Ah have to admit it is a little deferent from jeans."

"Remy, sugah were back." Chere called when they entered the mansion. "Hey Chere'," he said giving her a kiss. "Did ya do everything ya said ya would?"

"Yep, I called de caterer, band, and minister. Every ting is on schedule and de boys are fitted." When she didn't smile or say anything, and kept looking a him expectantly he frowned "What Chere?" "Is that all ya did?" she said with a deadly clam,

"Yeah,"

"Ya didn't send car ta pick up momma and Kurt?'

When he didn't say anything and his eyes widened she gasped and screamed

"Oh, meh God! Remy Ah ask ya ta do meh a favor ya end up feeding me to the wolves!" She glanced at the clock and grabbed her keys

"Jesus, their plane arrived three hours ago. Momma is going to be pissed." She ran out the door.

"Wait Chere we take my plane." he said as he ran after her

"This is a fine way to start things off, Momma already doesn't like ya."

"Chere Remy say he was sorry." He said as he looked for Kurt in the airport lobby. He didn't bother looking for Mystique she could be anyone.

"This is the first time Ah've seen her in three years. Three years! And know she is gonna girr."

"Remy don understand why she is coming in de first place." he grumbled,

"She is meh mother like it or not she is gonna be apart of meh life. All that is in the past Remy if your family and ya reconciled ah would support ya unconditionally."

She said.

"Mien Schweitzer?"

Rogue whipped around and saw a robed clad figure

"Kurt!" she ran to him and threw her arms around his neck "Oh, meh God! Ah'm so sorry ya had ta wait so long. Where's Momma?"

"Right here Rogue," a blonde woman said.

"Ms. Darkholm I am sorry dat you had to wait." Remy said feeling a twinge of guilt, it didn't matter that he didn't like her. She was going to be his mother-in-law, and he didn't need that kind of person with her powers and in his family, mad at him. Besides he liked Kurt. "Hey vhat's up Gambit," "not much Kurt, you know de same ol' thing, getting married." "Jeeze don't you a life?" Kurt said laughing.

"Well, Gambit I can only assume that it is because of you that we have been waiting here for so long." Mystique said coolly, "But since you are marring my little girl I, can forgive you." Then she did something that scared the hell out of Gambit, she smiled and hugged him. Then she turned to her daughter who was standing slack jawed and wide eyed and she put her arm around each of them. "Shall we go?"

Rogue looked over at Remy who was sleeping in a spoon position behind her. She glanced at her watch 7:23 almost 8:30 in Mississippi, now would be as any to make the call. She eased herself from the hold Remy had on her, Rogue bit her lip as he stirred but rolled over and mumbled something about not wanting to go to school. She put on a robe and went in to the next room. A joining room that was turned in to a living area. She picked up the phone and dialed praying that the number was the same. "Hello," switching to the imitation of Storm she did at book signings she said "Um, hi may I speak to Bill Osmund please?"

"Speakin' surga."

"Hello Mr. Osmund I don't know if you remember me but my name is Marie."

"Marie?"

"Yes."

"What do you want from me?" He asked

"Ah, want nothing from you but Ah just wanted to let you know that Ah'm getting married." She said defensively

"Your getting married? You couldn't touch anyone." He said angrily

"Ah've learned to control my powers, in fact Ah have more powers than before. And an other thing the man Ah'm marrying is a mutant. And if we are blessed with children Ah have promised mahself that I will love them and give them everything you refused me! A home! A family! And a happy childhood! Just because Ah told you that Ah'm getting married doesn't mean you're invited, Ah just wanted to let you know what you're missing." She said and hung up the phone. God, she felt so much better. She turned to go back to bed and found Remy watching her, concerned. "You alright Chere?" "Ah am now Cajun." She said and he enfolded her in his arms.

It was the night before the wedding and the girls were planning to kidnap Rogue and take her to a hotel/ spa. They were figuring out how to do that without her knowing or, not knowing and killing them by mistake. They recewted Remy he was going to give her a drink with sleeping pills in it that morning they would take her to the hotel/ spa and by the time she woke up it would be party time. After she was sleeping they haled her out to the car. "Remy will take go care of her and she will call you tonight." Jean said "Okay tell her when she wakes up dat Remy loves her." He said and kissed Rogue on the forehead. Mystique got in the car and started it up. "Let's go girls. With her powers Rogue might wake up at anytime." Remy watched as they pulled away

Rogue woke up and stared at the ceiling, where was she. "SURPRISE!" Rogue sat straight up on the hotel bed. Jean, Storm, Jubilee, and her mother where standing in white spa robes. "What is going on?" "We are going to make the last night your single fun." Jubilee said excitedly. Soon Rogue was getting a full body massage, pedicure, and manicure. "Rogue why don't we go to the beauty parlor in the lobby Storm said. And soon they were all having their hair trimmed and styled. Later they went back up to the room and watched old love movies. Soon everyone except Rogue were fast asleep. With the "nap" she had she knew she wouldn't get any that night. It was 1 am and she decided that she would lay out her dress, veil, and everything that she would need tomorrow. She laid everything out and realized they hadn't packed her garter. She would have to have it. Her mother, her real mother had worn it. She remembered her mother always telling her that the marriage would be an unlucky one if the bride didn't have something from her mother while the ceremony was performed. They girls wouldn't even know she was gone. She opened the window and flew out, deciding it would be faster than driving.

"Well Gumbo it's your last night as a free man." They were watching a pay per view boxing match and drinking beer. A poker game was also going on. There was a knock on the door "Remy will get dat." He stood up and opened the door a pizza girl was there "You ordered 5 pizzas." "Yeah come in." She was short and it looked like she was about to drop them. She sat them down on the coffee table and turned to face Gambit. "Is your name Gambit" she asked "Yeah," he said his mind on the pizzas "I hear your getting married," she pushed him down until he sat on the couch, The rest of the boys hoped and hollered. "I told you no strippers!" Gambit said laughing as she started to dance. "Vell, ve can alvays tell her to leave," Kurt yelled above the music. The girl started to unbutton her shirt. "Hey what kind of friend would Gambit be if He sent your present back!"

Rogue pounded on the door, but no one could hear her over the music. Oh well, she entered the code and walked in the music was so loud! She had planned on sneaking up stairs and getting her garter and sneaking back out. Has she past the room the boy her in she glanced in. She saw them surrounding the sofa where Remy sat. A blonde girl was dancing in front of him clad in only bra and panties. The blonde was in the process of removing her bra when Rogue turned off her boom box with one hand and a chunk of the girl's hair in the other. Rogue then led the girl by her hair to the door. She threw her out and went back into the living room got the pizza delivery costume opened the door and threw it in the girls face. She turned her attention to the men who stood in stunned silence, Rogue grabbed Remy by the shirt had lifted him up with one hand. "Who the fuck was that Swamp Rat?!" She yelled "Rogue calm down" Remy struggled to say, "Ah will not calm down!" she said and threw him back on the couch "You promised no strippers. And Ah promised Ah wouldn't let Jubilee hire one!" "Rogue I hired her, Gumbo didn't know until it was to late." Wolverine said trying to calm her down. "It didn't look like he was fighting her off! Ah have to get meh garter, Ah haven't forgotten that Ah'm getting married tomorrow." She said and stormed upstairs. Gambit followed her. In their room her found her furiously looking through drawers and the closet, while crying and talking to herself. "Don't worry Chere, Remy won't let dem hire a stripper." She imitated him "Ah should string him up by his" "Chere Remy say he was sorry, please look at me." She found it and put it in her pocket refusing to look at him. "Ah call you when ah get to the hotel." And flew out the window.

Remy was sitting by the phone it barely rung when he picked it up "Hello Rogue." "Hey Gambit Ah've calmed down now so Ah can talk about it without breaking something." She paused and continued "Remy when we get married tomorrow Ah don't want this to be hanging over us. Ah'm sorry Ah realized Ah over reacted but Ah want you to understand that Ah'm really not mad at the fact there was a stripper there you realize that. Ah mad at the fact you lied to me. You told me you wouldn't let a stripper in the house and when Ah walk in and there she is Ah was hurt." "Chere I love you, If Remy didn't have you he would not be here today. If you can forgive me I promise that I will never lie to you again." He said. "Remy Ah love you, and, Ah will forgive you."

Remy stood by the minister as he watched Rogue walked down the isle, her mother on one side of her Kurt on the other. Soon they were exchanging vows. "You may now kiss the bride." Remy leaned in and kissed her. A little to passionately for a church ceremony, but Rogue didn't care.

At the reception Rogue threw the bouquet over her shoulder, and Storm caught it. When it was time for Remy to take off her garter he reached under her skirts and pretended he couldn't find it, saying he needed a better look his head disappeared under her skirt and came out holding the garter. When he threw it over his shoulder Logan caught it.

Later they walked to the house, which was fully moved into at the threshold he lifted her in his arms and carried her across it.

What will happen to the newly weds when they discover news that will change their lives forever? Stay tuned for the next exciting installment of The Legacy of Rogue and Remy

(I need to stop watching soaps for a while, they are rotting my brain.)