Goblet of Fire for Kindergartens!

Voldemort was a very bad man. He had followers. These followers killed people. They were called Death Eaters. They were mean. Harry had dreams about these mean people. Harry's dreams had snakes in them. Harry didn't like snakes. Harry didn't like his dreams, either.

Harry and his friends went to the Quidditch World Cup. The World Cup was full of lollipops, butterflies and Quidditch. Harry liked lollipops. Harry liked butterflies. Most of all, Harry liked Quidditch. Harry did not like Death Eaters. The Death Eaters attacked the World Cup. The World Cup was very upset about this, because this made the lollipops and butterflies not to come. Even the newspapers were upset.

Harry went to Hogwarts. There was a contest there with three schools. It was called the Triwizard Tournament. One person from each school would play. They were chosen from The Goblet of Fire. Harry did not want to play. He was forced to. Ron was mad at him. Ron thought Harry wanted to play.

Harry had to fight a dragon. Harry beat the dragon. Harry won the first part of the contest. Ron liked Harry again.

Harry liked Cho. Cho liked Cedric. Harry asked Cho to the school dance. She said no. Harry was depressed. Ron liked Hermione. Hermione liked Viktor Krum. Ron was also depressed. Harry and Ron wanted dates to the school dance. They were on the rebound. Parvati and Padma went with them to the school dance. Ron had a funny outfit on. Hermione had a pretty outfit on. Ron and Hermione had a fight. Harry thought they were silly.

Ron, Hermione and Cho got lost. Harry didn't know where they were. Harry went swimming. He found them.

Harry wanted to win the Tournament but he was the underdog.

Harry wanted Ron and Hermione to date but it wasn't book seven yet.

Harry wanted Cho to like him but it wasn't cannon.

Harry had to go through a maze. He and Cedric Diggory finished the maze together. They went to a graveyard. Cedric didn't like the graveyard. He didn't like it so much that he died - I mean, went to work at McDonald's.

Voldemort and Harry had a fight. Harry almost lost the fight. Harry's mother and father helped Harry. Harry won the fight! It wasn't all good, though. Voldemort was alive again. Voldemort could touch Harry.

Nobody wanted Voldemort to touch Harry. Harry went back to school. He missed Cedric.