Me: hi ma peeps!

Sasuke:...

Naruto: nothing to say?

Sasuke: too easy

me: thank you :)

kagome: YAYS!

Everyone else: the hell?

Hinata: well, you see, kags and me were hanging out with naru-chan13 and now we are like this so-

everyone else:- OMFG! HINATA ISN'T STUTTERING!

Kagome: uh-oh

kag and me: TAKE COVER (jumps behind a pikachu plushi)

hinata: DON'T EVER FUCKING CUT ME OFF WHEN I'M TALKING DAMMIT!

Me: I wanna start the story (looks at chaos behind her) guess we need a peace offering. SARGENT! DO YOUR STUFF!

Kagome: MA'AM YES MA'AM! (Tosses a naruto plushi at hinata)

hinata: KAWAII:jumps plushi and hugs it. enter bubbly backround:

Everyone else:... she doesn't own anything

me: now lets start before something stupid happens

inuyasha: (walks in) I'm here

me: too late

(Kags POV)

'Things have been so weird since the final battle. I knew it wouldn't be normal but getting trained in by Midoriko and the rest and going to another world... I guess it's not that big a deal. No more stupid and annoying people like Hojo (Hobo) and Kikyo (Kinky ho) is in hell with Inuyasha (inu-baka). But still, I wonder how things will be starting over... without my soul.'

FLASHBACKFLASHBACK FLASHBACKFLASHBACK FLASHBACKFLASHBACK

-the final battle

(Kags POV)

Things had begun as expected, Naraku sending hoards of demons to destract us. Inuyasha attacked recklessly, Mirouku sucking up demons, Sango and Kirara slicing those that got through the defenses. Shippo was at Kaede's and I was behind everyone firing off arrows. After about an hour Sango was struck down by Kohaku and random demons destroyed the remainder of their corpses.

Mirouku was next. He had lost Sango so, just as I expected, he used his wind tunnel to the point of death, taking the rest of the random demons with him. Only Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Hakudoshi, Inuyasha and myself were left.

Inuyasha charged in again and as he was about to strike Naraku... he stopped.

"Heh, time to hold up your end Naraku." I had no idea what he meant or what was happening. But what came next destroyed what bit of... sanity? I suppose that's about right. The last bit of sanity I had clung to. "Since she is only a bad copy of Kikyo she's mine, and now I give her to you so give me the Shikon no tama."

Naraku handed the jewel over and Inuyasha called to me. "Wench! You herd the deal! Make yourself useful and fix the jewel! When your done you can go fuck Naraku or something." My body moved on it's own, my robes blowing in the wind. I stopped wearing the uniform merely because I don't go to school anymore. I don't belong in my time anymore. I'm too different now... that, and the fact that my family was killed in front of me by one of Naraku's 'children.' My so called friends are shallow and two faced. Nothing seems to go right anymore.

Anyway, I stopped in front of them all. I took the jewel and fixed it. It was complete. I had gotten Koga's jewel shards already so now, it was done. Inuyasha looked smug as ever. I don't feel much for him anymore. Over the years, his verbal abuse became more often and harsh. The comparisons to Kikyo became regular and along with all this mental torture, it wasn't long before Inuyasha became physical.

I wasn't that surprised when this happened. I had thought of what I might do in this situation and I had decided... Fuck this. And so, I purified Naraku and the rest of his children.

And then there were two...

"Good job bitch... but not as good of a job as you could have done Kikyo."

...or three

Kikyo walked out from who knows where and stands next to Inuyasha.

"Now then bitch, it's about time you gave Kikyo her soul back." I kept my look of indifference.

Inuyasha

"Feh, you were always so pathetic-"

I fell for you didn't I

"-not to mention disgusting to look at-"

you were

"-You hardly resemble my beautiful Kikyo-"

always, this whole time

"-but that's to be expected from a sad excuse of a copy like you. You stupid little fucker, it took you five fucking years to find the jewel that YOU broke. Your worthless-"

you manipulated me but now

"-scratch that, your MINE. My little shard detector and since it's fixed, there's only one last use for you-"

I can see through it

"-so, now you will die for Kikyo to live."

Now

"Now Inuyasha, I feel nothing for you." so then, I killed him. Not with my miko powers or my weapons. No, I killed them both, Kikyo and Inuyasha, with my soul.

And, using the last of my strength to return to the village I found nothing but a devastated plane covered with corpses and the telltale signs of Inuyasha's attack.

Then I collapsed.

ENDFLASHBACKENDFLASHBACKENDFLASHBACKENDFLASHBACK...

So that's it, and now, my those I had lost are training me.

Sango- the way of the demon slayer;

Mirouku- ofudo's, staff fighting, manipulation;

Sesshomaru(though he isn't dead)- hand to hand combat, kenjutsu, ninjutsu, whips, etiquette (he is a lord), and what I laughed my ass off for the first time in a long time, seduction;

Totosia- making and mending of weapons and surprising enough, clothing;

Naraku (who she purified, meaning he isn't evil anymore, same with the others)- poison, manipulation(to a grander scale then Miroku), stealth;

Kagura- to control the winds (kags unintentionally learned to control all elements, especially thouse dealing with weather), ride the winds, use the fan, and again, manipulation and seduction (only so she didn't have to learn from Naraku cause with Sess it was awkward, with Naraku...:shiver:);

Kanna- to spy by any and all means, barriers, counter attacks;

Hakudoshi- to use a naginata (his weapon, like a glave, is kags favorite weapon), and useing brute strength;

The band of seven-(not doing each cause will take too long) taught each of their expertise;

Shippo- pranks (it was enough to mutate kags personality a little, damn kitsune's!)

Midoriko- her miko powers along with random weapons;

Kagome's family- (mom, brother, grandfather) the art of the ninja and on her mothers wishes, to play multiple instruments.

After everything was said and done Midoriko had assembled everyone together.

(Author POV... and if it changes randomly... DEAL WITH IT!)

"Kagome, your training is now complete. You will now be sent to your father's world and will be... younger." -.- "Okay so you'll be twelve. Anyway, whatever excuse you use for being there is fine. You father will know his connection to you and you might as well be a ninja since that is the mane thing in that world."

"You mean like that anime and manga series Naruto." it was a statement. Kagome had become... indifferent to mostly everything and she's too damn smart to have to ask questions.

"Yeah, heh-heh. Funny story, well youractuallygoingtoliveinthenarutouniverseanditwillbe oneyearbeforegraduationwhenyougetthere!"

"... Sounds like fun. So, I leave when this conversations over."

"I hate when you do that."

"Suck it up or send me off." and so, kags was dropped into a void. What was on her mind you might ask? Was it her father that she has NEVER met, the betrayal she has faced, the fact that she's going to another world. Lets see:D

'I am SO getting ramen. And altering the storyline cause, it sucked... but first my ramen. Wonder if I could beat Naruto and Choji in an eating contest... I'm hungry' -pulls out a bowl of cup noodle-

just as kags was about to eat...

Me: THE CHAPTER ENDED!

Kags: But... :sniff: I want ramen

hinata: review or this ends here...

Me & kags: uh-oh

hinata: We wouldn't want that now would we :smile and cue the eye twitching:

everyone: REVIEW AND SUGGESTIONS WELCOMED BUT! no flamers