A/N: Okay, so I lied. Kabuto's field of dreams is due after this one, and possibly after Chapter eight of MITS. Anyway I hope you like this oneshot, I got the idea at around 2:36 in the morning. It's so lame I don't even know what to do with it. Anyway, hope you enjoy...

Impenetrable

Hyuuga Neji, prodogy of the Hyuuga clan, stood patiently waiting in the center of Team Guy's forest training ground with weapons of various shapes and sizes scattered about to his left and right. Tenten, his opponet, lay panting in a far corner, leaning against a tree stump, trying to catch her breath. It was safe to assume the assorted weaponry was hers, and the scattering of said weapons was caused by the white eyed youth in front of her. On snowy days like these Tenten seemed to be at a severve disadvantage, as Neji's Byakugan seemed more accurate when provided with a plain backdrop. Wiping some blood from her mouth, she stood once more and instantly went on the offensive.

Summoning a long wooden pole she swung it around her head and brought it down on both sides of Neji, before feigning downwards and striking a blow to the head. This was immeadiately blocked and she was sent flying backwards with a blow to her abdomen. Gasping to regain her lost breath, she struggled to stand and once more think of a strategy. Neji, thinking she had given up, launched into his second favorite speech, "My defense is impenetrable, your attacks are useless." He seemed to be particularly fond of that one, almost more so than, "Your fate is predetermined."

She remembered when he had first began working on that speech, a little less than a year ago. They were all cute genin and Lee had challenged Neji to a fight. Neji of course, won almost instantly. He had started with, "My defense is impenetrable, your attacks are useless" and continued from there, chaging it up to fit the opponent and circumstance. Back then he had been hesitantly choosing the right words, focusing on getting his message across. Now it was attomatic, he had memorized it and almost without thinking he would begin arrogantly with, "My defense is impenetrable, your attacks are useless."

Using his speech time to her advantage Tenten hatched a genius plan. While he let his gaurd down to deliver his finishing words, she charged forward with her pole and began vigurously striking left and right, high and low, none of the attacks landing but, as he had let his gaurd down, slowly but surely pushing him back towards a large, leaf-barren oak in the right side of the field.

Just as he was about to make a strike his back connected with the tree. 'How did I miss a whole oak?!', he thought, infuriated with himself. Using this pause for thought Tenten wound three coils of extra-strength ninja wire around him, and dove in for the kill. Neji flinched, waiting for her finishing blow, but it never came. Instead he felt the familar warm of close body heat as Tenten leaned in against him, and kissed him.

Of all the attacks the prodogy had imagined Tenten would use in her moment of triumph, he would have never guessed that she would kiss him. Totally shocked by this, his arms fell limp to his sides, no longer struggling against the wire. Sensing she had won, Tenten was about to pull away when suddenly Neji wound his arms around her waist and pulled her close to him. He had cut the wire with sharpened chakra, and was now deeping the kiss even further. When they finally surfaced, they shared a breath in the chilly winter air.

Tenten poked a finger into his chest softly and murmured, "When my attacks are unpredictable your defense is useless."

And for the first time since she had met him, he smiled a warm, sincere smile. Stunned by this, Tenten could only surrender as Neji reclaimed her lips.

-Owari-