Ok yeh I know you all want me to stick to one story and finish it and stop writing othersbut it's bugging me lately ok. I've been getting so many ideas lately that i'm beginning to develop a speach impediment because i'm saying and thinking like thirty different things at once. Ok? Ok! so if you don't like this i have one thing to say: DEAL WITH IT DAMN IT!! IF YOU DON'T FRICKIN LIKE IT DON'T READ IT!!!

disclaimer: I do not own naruto. and I am damn glad i don't. i'd cry about how sad it is too see that naruto is more often paired with a male character than a female one, the only exception to this being when they changed naruto's gender.

Prologue: My Auto-biography

Have you ever been struck by a lightning bolt so powerful it incinerated your physical body? I have.

After said lightning bolt has struck leaving your spirit without a body to inhabit have you met with an ancient deity saying they didn't have room for you in either side of the after life so you'd have to be reincarnated into the body of a little kid who had just been assassinated by some prick with poisoned throwing needles and completely white eyes with no pupils? I have.

My name was Jon. Then I got incinerated. Then I met Boss. Boss, I guess you could say, is THE deity. You know, that guy that everyone worships. Yeah him. He's also the ruler of hell. I know... surprised me too. Anyways he told me that not only was I not supposed to die ( the bolt was the guy's iPod shorting out), but there was no room for me in heaven or hell. He then proceeded to inform me that there was no body up for grabs in my home reality. I said I didn't realy care about details because he obviously had something planned, I just wanted to know what it was.

I almost wished I had never asked... then I remember it wouldn't have turned out differently anyways.

That freakin bastard put me into the body of a lead character in one of my favorite anime's, Naruto. I know most of you are thinking: What's wrong with that? I'd kill to have that chance. Well, did you know there are more then fourteen hundred billion different Naruto Universes? Who could have figured that the only one that actually needed Naruto to grow up and live to be a great hero or the entirety of existence in every reality would reset to square one would be the only one where Naruto killed himself? Well Technically it's not Naruto. You see in this Naruto-verse Naruto is a little girl name Uzumaki Sora, named for her eyes.

Boss said that he needed someone to reanimate the body, but because little Sora commited a kind of aided suicide her soul was destroyed and no longer existed. Turns out the little girl knew she was poisoned, but figured it's be better if she just died instead of going on so something like this could happen again so just waited for the poison to take effect. And so this is where my soul comes in.

"OK, on one condition," I know, I'm a bastard, "I want to retain all memories of my other life. I think I learned some things that would help me out there." Boss agreed.

And now here I am, the new Uzumaki Sora, six years old, and hoping to hell that for some reason puberty will just completely pass me by because I do not want to experience going through a period.

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Chapter one: the ninja academy, and the real gennin exam.

When I had finally got everything settled around me I decided I might as well start at the join the academy and start learning how to protect myself as soon as I could. I knew it'd probably be tough on me, being a little girl and a demon vessle to boot, but I survived most of highschool so how hard could the Ninja Academy be?

As It turned out it wasn't that hard, atleast not for the first couple years, and that's if you leave out the terribly pride shattering seperate kunoichi/shinobi classes where i learned things about the female anatomy that I never knew and never wanted to know( yes I'm virgin but by now my ears sure aren't).

The first year we learned about history of shinobi nations. I took advantage of my new youth to make some friends. It was pretty damn hard being considered a demon, but I worked my way around it. All I had to do was use a bit of psychology on the kid's parents. I knew some of the things from my last life would be good for this world.

The kids I befriended should be recognized by anyone who knows the anime. First was Kiba. He sparred me once and I got my ass handed to me, but apparently I did something to impress him so now we're friends. I hate myself for saying this I really do, but I developed a crush on the bastard. I blame it on his dog, Akamaru, he's just too damn cute and I swear he was plotting to make us a couple. It makes me shiver... and not completely out of disgust.

Next was Shikamaru. I always wanted to know what was so interesting about that game he played so I asked him to teach me how to play. It was actually pretty fun. I kept challenging since I learned how to play and to this day I still haven't beaten the lazy prick.

My final friend was the ever shy Hyuuga Hinata. I befriended her because I was able to help her not be so ashamed of having a crush on a member of the same gender. Turns out our little innocent Hinata had a crush on Yamanaka Ino. I'm kinda of glad it wasn't me because in my last reality one of my dreams was to have kids and it still is in this one even though I'll be on the opposite side of the parental spectrum and i can't have kids if I'm involved in a same sex relationship.

Back to some more important stuff like what I learned in the accademy and how I trained. Well In the first couple years we just learned history, math, and science, taijutsu was in their too. The science and math they were teaching was way below my previous schooling level so I only really payed attention to the history. I wanted to know everything I could about the history of this world. In taijutsu I decided on a style based mostly on kicks and sword arts. Of course considering we were eight years old, none of us who chose a weapon for fighting were given any live weapons( meaning no sharp edges), atleast not in the first two years.

On the third year they started with Chakra and live weapon training, mostly pertaining to kunai and shuriken. Might I just say that I was officially banned from using either one of the afforementioned tools of the ninja. The chakra lessons however were what I really needed. I need to know everything I could about it. How to mold it, how the hanseals worked( still don't completely understand those things and they actually make it more complicated to some of the jutsu I now know than it would be with out them so i just don't use them sometimes), how it flows. Once I learned how to mold it I immediately started to try the tree walking excercize inside my appartment. It took me the whole year to get it right, but atleast I got it down. I think I had so much trouble because my chakra pathways were growing rather rapidly to make sure I didn't just blow up from keeping the fuzzball in me, meaning I kept having more and more chakra to try and control.

In the fourth year they started teaching us the basic jutsu, Kawarimi, Bunshin, and the no hand seal jutsu I call the Charge Jump. It's that thing where a ninja jumps around in quick bursts of speed that uses less energy than sprinting. Man, that's useful!

In my fifth year I cursed Boss for not letting me stay in limbo as just some floating spirit. I woke up one morning with a stomach ache that could kill a moose and bloody sheets. I understood what was happening, but that didn't stop my groggy mind from thinking someone had tried to kill me again. Yes, the dreaded had happened... I hit my first period. Boss, I still hate you for that one. I did however learn why my ex in my home reality always ate chocolate when she was hit with it. It just has some kind of magic that makes you feel better.

Finally it's the sixth year where they present us with realistic situations and more testing than the frickin' SAT's. Luckily the year is on it's final day. The day of the graduation exam. I can't say I was happy. I'd had to spend the last couple years acting like an idiot. It sounds illogical, but let me explain. One, Boss told me that I had to place on the team with the Uchiha bastard. Two, I really REALLY wanted to know how to create shadow clones. They could be so useful.

"Uzumaki Sora," Iruka called me up. I casually walked into the classroom nextdoor.

"Please create three bunshin to pass," I nodded and performed the handseals necessary and put on a show. The end result was better than I hoped. I got one nearly skeletal version of the male Naruto that was giving off zombie moans.

"YOU FAIL!!" I really hated that. I had grown close to Iruka as well and I hated dissapointing him like that.

Later, Mizuki confronted me about getting the forbidden scroll and I shuld have won an award for the act I put on for that power hungry prick.

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The next day I had Iruka's forhead protector and one of the most valuble jutsu I'd ever learn under my belt. I happily sat next to Kiba and Hinata.

"Hey, Squirt," Kiba said teasingly to me, "how'd you pass?"

I just smirked ticking my thumb against the forehead protector and said, "It's a secret, Dog-boy."

Just then Yamanaka Ino, a girl who had actually admitted to me( only Boss knows why) that she had a crush on the Hyuuga heiress and was just pretending to like Sasuke to help with Sakura's confidence, and Haruno Sakura, the dumbest smart person I've ever had the misfortune to know, burst into the classroom and began arguing over who got to sit next to Sasuke-teme. Personally, I think the guy more deserves to be dipped in a pit of skin eating worms than be chased by a bunch of fangirls. I tried to befriend him, I really did, but that son of a bitch snake-bait just had to be a stuck up, holier-than-thou prick. What makes it worse is after I decided to ignore the prick he seemed to decide I was the one to help restore his clan. Well I got three words for him: No. Fucking. Way.

"Settle down everyone!" The doctors at the hospital really know their stuff. They fixed up Iruka as good as new in just a couple hours.

"Congratulations. You are all now Ninja of the Leaf. You have take your first step into adult-hood," he looked at me and smiled before continuing, "But don't let it go to your heads. You still have a long way to go. I will now assign you to three man cells."

I sighed. I really hated acting like a moron now. If I had done atleast average I'd have been placed on Kiba's team. Another thing I still hate you for, Boss.

"Team Seven: Uzumaki Sora, Haruno Sakura..." ooo, dramatic pause, "and Uchiha Sasuke." I sighed dissapointed, even though I knew it was coming. Of course Haruno shouted some nonsense about true love conquering all obsticles and tried to glomp the teme. Sasuke dodged to the side and had a very pleased look on his face as he smirked in my direction. I shuddered out of complete disgust.

"Team Eight: Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata, and Aburame Shino." I sighed once again.

"Team Ten: Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji, and Yamanaka Ino. That's all of the team assignments. you may have a one hour lunch break then return here to meet your jounin sensei. Once again congratulations and good luck," Iruka then left the class room.

"Well, I guess I'll see ya later, Dog-boy," I said almost sadly.

Kiba just smirked and leaned down by my ear and whispered, "Don't worry, Squirt. If Sas-gay tries anything ero I'll kick his ass for you." I giggled. Oh god, I giggled. Look how far I've fallen.

After the lunch break where Sakura tried to get Sasuke to spend time with her, Sasuke tried to find the right tree branch to see into my almost non-existent cleavage( Hey, I'm twelve, what do you expect? A D-cup?), and I tried to pretend I wasn't disspointed with my team, we waited back in the classroom for that scarecrow, Kakashi.

The other twenty-four passing students had already left with a sensei and we were nearing our third hour in the wait for the orange book reading bastard. Speaking of orange...

Let me tell you I underestimated how much the people of this village hated me for holding the fuzzball. The only clothes those bastards will sell me are orange jumpsuits. If it weren't for the Hokage I'd only have orange jumpsuits. Also luckily the Hokage personally told all food venders and grocery store owners that denying me service when buying anything edible would be considered treason, punishable by four years in prison or I'd probably starve.

I snuck down right infront of the sliding doors waiting for Kakashi to come by with my short sword drawn. I decided I wanted to do something to show my dislike for tardy bastards and didn't feel like using a chalkboard eraser. While crouching down I could practically feel the eyes of the ero-Uchiha on my ass. jeeze, I never knew he was such a perv.

Suddenly the door opened up. With a warcry, I let fly a rising slash aimed to cut off Kakashi's face. He pulled his head back to avoid the deadly blow and I followed it up with a rising dragon kick aimed for his nuts. He stopped my kick by grabbing my ankle, then holding me upside down at arms length. His single visible eye then curved in to an upside down U.

"My first impression of you guys is... well, atleast your interesting," he then dropped me. I'd like to say I was expecting it and that I put my empty hand forward and in a show of acrobatics bounded away with a cool flip and twist then sheathed my sword ultra cool style with my hair blowing in a non-existent wind, but that's not what happened. Nope, I landed on my head.

"Meet me on the roof in five minutes," Kakashi said. He then proceeded to teleport to the roof leaving behind a could of smoke.

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On the roof I sat to the right of Sakura, who sat to the right of Sasuke, trying to stay away from that freaky-eyed perv.

Kakashi stood infront of us reading his orange book for a few moments before he put it away and looked at us boredly.

"Ok, Let's start with the introductions. Tell me your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams."

"Why don't you go first, sensei, we don't know anything about you," I can proudly say I didn't say that.

"My name is Hatake Kakashi, you have no business knowing my likes or dislikes, I have a lot of hobbies, and I never really thought about my dreams," he eye-smiled again noticing our annoyance. I was kind of hoping he'd tell us little more about himself in this world. Guess I hoped for too much. "Now you, Blondie."

"Fine. The names Uzumaki Sora, I like chocolate and dogs, I dislike snakes and Sasuke," Sakura looked at me like a said something sacreligious, "my hobbies are training and writing, and I dream of having a family and being the worlds greatest hero."

Kakashi later told me he thought that my answer proved I wasn't as stupid as the test scores said I was. No duh, dick head.

"My turn, my turn. My name is Haruno Sakura, I like... my hobby is... my dream is too... I dislike Ino and idiots who don't like Sasuke," between each pause she giggled or squealed and I prayed to boss that I didn't look that stupid when I giggled.

Kakashi later told me that he thought the same thing we all did when hearing that introduction. She had potential, but she was wasting it being a fangirl.

"OK, that leaves you," Kakashi pointed to Sasuke.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I only really like one person," he glanced out of the corner of his eye at me and I shivered yet again. Sakura also saw this and thought he was looking at her so blushed deeply. "I dislike a lot of things, I don't have any hobbies, and my dream-no, my ambition is to kill a certain man and restore my clan," he looked at me again when he said the last part and I think I may have actually turned green in the face.

Kakashi told me he felt sorry for me and was apprehensive of Sasuke later on when I asked him.

"OK, I want all three of you to meet me at training ground twenty-three at six tomorrow morning for a survival test," Kakashi said once more pulling out his book.

"But we did that in the academy, Kakashi-sensei," Sakura said.

"Hmm... Yes, but this is different. Anyone who doesn't pass this test get's sent straight back to the academy. Oh and don't eat anything. You'll just throw it up," Kakashi obviously enjoyed the shock on their faces, but raised his eyebrow when I yawned.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. We done yet? I got places to be n' things to do," truth is I was having trouble keeping my lunch down after the look Ero-Uchiha gave me. I needed to get out of there before I lost it. I may have a strange sense of how things be and one of those strange senses is that you should do all in your power nt to vomit infront of others... no matter how much you don't really care what they think of you.

Kakashi nodded and added a 'Dismissed' before disappearing in a poof of smoke. I quickly jumped over the side of the academy roof, used my chakra to stick to the wall, enjoyed Sakura's shout of horror when she saw me jump off, and made it as fast as I could to a floor with a restroom where I proceeded to empty my stomach. I guess it's obvious that I'd be lying if I said Uchiha didn't make me sick.

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The next day I woke up around five A.M. and took my shower. I had a good breakfast of cereal, orange juice, and a green apple. I then warmed up a bit by creating a few shadow clones and started sparring. This is one of the many uses that these things provide. Instant sparring partner always of equal power.

At seven I decided I'd go meet my team. Of course it would be another two hours before Kakashi showed up, but I didn't want to piss Sakura and Sasuke off so bad they wouldn't cooperate with me when I tried to explain the purpose of this exam to them. Then again, considering who I'm talking about, I might as well wait till nine to meet up with them.

I decided to go ahead and leave at seven.

Of course when I got there Sakura shoute at me. I shrugged her off and layed down on the ground with my hands behind my head, one knee bent towards the sky.

"Wake me up when he get's here," I said closing my sky blue eyes. Now sometimes, when I fall into a really deep sleep, it can seem like I just closed my eyes when I'm opening them again. This is one of those occasions.

I sat up with a yawn and looked over at Kakashi who had just arrived.

"OK, now that we're all among the living I'll explain the rules of this test," Kakashi reached into one of his pockets and pulled out two golden bells on a red string. While he was telling us the rules of the test I was deciding whether or not to let the test go through or end it right there... I decided to let it go through. I wanted to find out how good I could do with my shortsword against a jounin. I didn't expect to win, I just wanted to see how far I had to go.

"...and GO!" The other two disappeared into the surrounding foliage.

"Hmm, you're a little weird aren't you," Kakashi said to me.

"Heh heh heh, You don't know the half of it, old man. So what do you say to a quick kenjutsu battle then I go and tell the other two the purpose of this test?" I asked as I drew my sword. I loved my blade. It's name was the Dark Dragon, Dega Dergon. It had an onyx hilt wrapped in a length in a half cenitmeter wide black strip of cloth, the blade was only six inches shorter than a long sword, but it still made a difference in speed.

Kakashi once again raised his lone visible eyebrow at me. He drew a single kunai. Now I knew that he was good enough to hold me off with a single kunai, but it was still kind of insulting. I charged first.

To make a short story shorter, I got my butt whipped. Atleast he didn't use that stupid technique where he shoves his fingers up your ass. Instead he simply threw me into the lake nearby.

I sighed as I sheathed my blade underwater. Once I pulled myself on land I began to search for the other two to try and convince them to work with me.

And nearly three hours later would find me and Sasuke sitting down with a lunch infront of us and Sakura tied to the log. You can probably tell they didn't listen to me.

Reluctantly I cut Sakura's bindings and handed her my lunch.

"What about you, Sora?" Well, atleast she was considerate enough to ask about my well being. Maybe I could turn her into a real shinobi with Kakashi's help.

"I had breakfast this morning, so I'm OK," I insisted. I was lucky that I was one of those people whose stomach didn't growl when they are hungry, because even if I had a good breakfast, I was still a growing girl and I needed more food. Apparently Sasuke noticed.

"Hey, Dobe," I tried not to cringe, "finish mine. If you don't eat you're just a liability." He held out his lunch to me and it was almost empty. Reluctantly I took it.

Damn growing body and it's constant need of food, no matter the source. He better not get any ideas from this. I thought while watching the Uchiha out of the corner of my eye.

Next thing I knew Kakashi was there looking all angry, then he said, "YOU... pass!"

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A/N: OK, This is another new idea of mine and I like it. Bite my bongo if you don't. If you have something to say, perhaps a suggestion to increase the quality of this fiction, then feel free to leave a review.