Story: KoF: Comedy Saga Part 1: Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata
Written: January 2007
Remastered: July 3rd, 2016
Genre: Humor
Rating: T (Language, Violence)
Disclaimer: I don't own SNK or its characters.

Kyo & Iori

Kyo was standing outside of his new ice-cream shoppe in the heart of South Town. He planned to open it first thing tomorrow morning, but something was missing…

"Oh man, I forgot to hire some employees! What am I going to do?" he exclaims, slapping his hand on his forehead. "Okay, don't panic, you can find someone who will give you a hand during the grand opening," he says to himself.

He went into his pocket and pulls out his phone book and starts leafing through potential contacts.

"Hmm…Ramon? Nah, he's too busy playing with children…Takuma? No, he's in the hospital after trying to hit on Blue Mary…Yamazaki? Hell no…"

Kyo continues to flip through his book, but the results were all the same.

"Well, I'm at the last page. Let's see who's the lucky individual who I'll try to employ…" Kyo says, skimming through the last pages of the book.

"No…oh no….I can't…but I've got no choice…" Kyo says, as he hesitantly grabs his cell phone and began dialing.

The Next Day…

It was the grand opening of Kyo's Ice-Cream Shoppe. Inside, Kyo was showing his new employee around the place.

"…And this is where all of the ice-cream toppings are. If you'll follow me to the back, you'll find the giant freezer, which stores all of our 573 flavors. Any questions?" Kyo asks.

"Yeah, is there a 'Burnt Kusanagi Chocolate Chip' flavor?" Iori Yagami responds. He, along with Kyo, was wearing white aprons and little 1950's style parlor hats with the shoppe's logo on the front. Iori had a very disgruntled look on his face.

Kyo gave Iori a very cheesy smile of uneasiness. "Look, Yagami, I'm kinda desperate. You're the only one I could call on to work here," Kyo explains, his expression returning to normal.

"Whatever. Just remember that I get 90 percent of the profits everyday after my shift," Iori states.

"Um…yeah. Oh look, its time to open the doors. Now go to the front counter and serve some customers. And try not to incinerate anyone. I'll be in the back if you need anything," Kyo says, before leaving Iori to handle the first wave of new customers.

"Yeah yeah…" Iori says, rolling his eyes.

Continue on to the next chapter!