Coincidence?
Summary: Sessha (this unworthy one) has another filler for everyone.
AN: Sessha is here to tell everyone not to worry because sessha is almost done with the next true chapter for the story. Sessha is also really happy that sessha has 10+ reviews now. Sessha thanks everyone and gives you all cookies. Sessha will stop talking like this and shut up now so that everyone can enjoy the filler chapter.
And this chapter is specially dedicated to GintaxAlvissFan (a.k.a. Momo for all of those who know her), a dedicated ikarishipper, reviewer, and good friend! Happy belated birthday and have a Merry Christmas, Momo-san!
Disclaimer: Sessha does not own anything related to Pokémon.
Pointless Filler Chapter Part 2
Arceus: Bonjour! Welcome to the next installment of Coincidence? The Fillers!
Kaze: We finally got rid of Darkrai!
Darkrai: Right, sure.
Kaze: Urk! Since when did you get here?!
Darkrai: A little while ago after I got away from Cresselia and Heatran.
Kaze: Hmm...maybe I should call them over and have a little segment called "Darkrai Torture"...
Darkrai: Urk! Gotta go!
Arceus: -sweat drop- Um, anyways, today our guests are Haruka (May) and Shuu (Drew)!
Audience: -claps wildly-
Fan Girl 6893265: KYAAAAAA!!! SHUU!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Haruka: Hmph. Stupid fan girls.
Shuu: What's this, do I detect some jealously, Haruka?
Haruka: -blush- U-um, no, nope! Not jealous at all! Hahahahaha...er, hi?
Arceus: Hello. Well, we also have another guest that should be arriving shortly. Anyways, shall we?
Fan Girl 124: Wait! I have a question!
Arceus: -sigh- Very well then.
Fan Girl 124: Can I have your autograph, Arceus? I'm SUCH a BIG fan of yours!
Kaze: Hehehe, Arceus is more popular than you.
Darkrai: -huffs-
Arceus: Back to the situation at hand now. Haruka, we have a question for you.
Haruka: -smiles- Sure, what is it?
Arceus: So, how's Johto?
Haruka: It's wonderful! I've met so many new people and made so many friends! I only need one more ribbon to compete in the Johto Grand Festival too!
Shuu: -huffs- Yeah, including a guy who stalks you and declares his love for you openly.
Mysterious Person: Are you jealous, Shuu-kun?
Shuu and Haruka: H-H-HARLEY?!
Harley: -saunters in- Bonjour, mes petits amis!
Haruka: Wh-wh-why are you here?!
Shuu: Yeah?
Harley: Isn't that obvious, Haruka-chan, Shuu-kun? I'm the third guest, duh!
Shuu and Haruka: -pales- This is not happening...
Harley: Oh face it, darlin', I'm a guest here and I'm here to stay.
Haruka: Oh no...-groans-
Shuu: Here comes the ranting...
Harley: I mean, come on! You all should be pleased that I, Harley the Great—
Shuu: -whispers- That's Harley the Pompous Fool.
Haruka: -giggles-
Harley: —has graced you with my pres—hey, why are you giggling?
Haruka: Oh, nothing, nothing, Harley-san, nothing at all!
Mysterious Person 2: Hold it right there! Why should this segment be contestshipping only?
Haruka: Y-Y-Yuuki (Brendan/Ruby)! Uwah! It's been forever! -glomps- How've you been, Yuuki-kun?
Yuuki: -is choking- H-Haru-ch-chan, c-can't b-breathe!
Haruka: -blushes and lets go- A-ah, gomen, Yuu-kun!
Shuu: Haruka, who is he?
Harley: Yeah, and why does he seem so familiar? -light bulb- Oh yeah! You're Odamaki hakase's (Prof. Birch) son, ne?
Yuuki: Aa, hai! I've been Haru-chan's best friend for years now!
Kaze: S-sugoi! Yuuki, dude, you're so awesome! Hoennshipping/Franticshipping is one of my favorite shippings! Maa, maa! Can't you just feel the suspense arising between contestshipping and Hoennshipping? It's just like the battle between Zutara and Kataang! Mou, I'm hoping that Zutara wins! GO ZUTARA!!!
Arceus: A-ano, Kaze-chin, we're not here to rant about Avatar pairings. We're here to, uh, provide entertainment until you stop procrastinating and actually submit a chapter.
Kaze: -huffs- Fine...excusez-moi. Please, continue.
Fan Girl 1365436: -squee- I AGREE WITH YOU, KAZE-SAMA!!! FRANTICSHIPPING IS THE BEST!!!
Fan Girl 5762: Nuh-uh, no way! Contestshipping is SOOOOOOOO much better than franticshipping!
Fan Girl 7246: Actually, I find Hoennchampionshipping better.
Fan Girl 17532: You're all wrong! advanceshipping is the way to go! Satoshi and Haruka deserve to be together!
Fan Girls: -gets into fight about which pairing is the best-
Kaze: Eh, wow. Personally, I like all of those shippings, but man, look at the scuffle.
Harley: Hn. Are you happy now, Haruka-chan? You just created a fight over who should be paired up with you!
Haruka: -blushes- But I didn't start it!
Shuu: You know, Harley, you're one of the guys who they're arguing over.
Harley+Haruka: WHAT?! NO WAY!!!
Kaze: Ok, time to call in Rayon-san and Blaze with the security.
Darkrai: Wanna cut to the commercials while we wait?
Arceus: Let's. -cues commercials-
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Yuuki: Hello! And just to make sure that you're not confusing me with the other Yuuki, I'm part of the Gogo-dan, so remember that! Anyways, we're here to promote the new Pokémon Movie, Diaruga (Dialga) vs Parukia (Palkia) vs Darkrai, that just hit the stores in Japan! So, if all you guys are that bent on getting the all new movie, fresh from Japan, not dubbed or subbed, don't forget to order one over ebay or something, using that Christmas money you just got from your grandparents!
Yarai: Anyways, we four Gogo-dan siblings, are here to interview the main characters of the movie! Yup, that's right, we have the title characters right here! Say hello to Darkrai, Diaruga, and Parukia!
Youji: -holds up "applaud" sign-
Audience: -claps-
Mirai: Ohayo gozaimasu, minna-san! I'm Mirai-chan, and I'm going to be your host on this wonderful Christmas day! First we'll ask the characters some questions of our own. After that, we'll open the floor to all of you wonderful people. So please bear with us for the time being!
Youji: I thought that you said being polite to worthless people was a waste of time.
Mirai: -twitch- It's called acting, aniki. And besides, it pays well. After we get our paychecks, I'm ditching this dump and all of those worthless rag-tag people in favor of the easy life.
Audience: -sweat drop-
Mirai: -grins- Anyways, Darkrai, how do you feel about working along Diaruga and Parukia?
Darkrai: We've known each other for quite some time now, so it's not all that different. However, I'm always the one forced to mediate whenever the two get into fights, and they constantly lock me up with Cresselia and Heatran, just like Kaze. Sheesh, I think those three are in cahoots.
Diaruga: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Parukia: Exactly. Why would I team up with him?
Diaruga: And what exactly do you mean by that?
Parukia: You know exactly what I mean!
Darkrai: Yare, yare. Don't you have any more questions to ask?
Mirai: Hm? Oh yeah! Um, um, why do you two always fight, Diaruga, Parukia?
Parukia: It's like asking us why Groudon and Kyogre fight.
Diaruga: -nods- Hn. We just do! We're representations of Time and Space, just like Groudon and Kyogre are representations of Land and Sea. Of course we'll fight. It's our natural instincts.
Darkrai: If you really want to know just go ask the big guy himself, Arceus.
Mirai: Aa. Hmm...oh, oh! Why do you guys lock Darkrai up with Cresselia and Heatran?
Diaruga: -snicker- Well...
Parukia: -chuckles- It's so fun to see him squirm and get attack by two females who happen to like him.
Darkrai: Mou, it's not fun!
Kaze: Maa, sure it is! Ok, time to let the audience ask questions now!
Darkrai: Why do you always pop up out of no where?
Fan Girl 193264: -waves hand frantically- Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne! Parukia, Parukia! Do you prefer contestshipping, franticshipping, Hoennchampionshipping, or advanceshipping?
Parukia: -is dizzy- Iyah...why don't you guys just choose between Hoennshipping and franticshipping! I'm getting a headache!
Kaze: Mou, Hoennshipping and franticshipping are the same thing...well...one's manga and the other's game...demo, it's the same thing...matte, matte! Wasn't this segment supposed to be about contestshipping?!
Arceus: Ano, Kaze-san, we're out of time for the commercial...
Kaze: Aa. Ano...sumimasen, minna-san! We'll have to continue this interview segment some other time. But for now, let's get back to the main reason why we're reading this chapter: contestshipping! And now, as an added bonus, contestshipping vs Hoennshipping/franticshipping!
Youji: -holds up "cheer" sign-
Audience: -cheers-
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Arceus: Welcome back, minna-san! Um, so, Kaze-san has decided to put a twist on this original interview segment by having a little competition. It's crowd involvement, so please don't hesitate to add your two cents!
Darkrai: Hn. I've also been forced to co-host otherwise the DKP gang will lock me up with Cresselia and Heatran.
Arceus: DKP...gang?
Darkrai: Diaruga-Kaze-Parukia gang. The three evils of my life have finally decided to band together, along with Kaze's evil friends from the ikarishipping thread on Serebii Forums, and are planning my downfall. WHY ME?!
Kaze: Oh be quiet. We're only planning to make a documentary on torturing you.
Darkrai: -glares-
Arceus: Um, back to the matter at hand: contestshipping vs franticshipping: who will win in the end?
Fan Girl 4265276: Ooh, ooh, ooh! Um, um, um, when did you both confess to Haruka?
Shuu: -blushes- Wh-what? M-me, confess to her? I don't even like her in that way!
Darkrai: So you admit you like her?
Shuu: I never said that!
Yuuki: -smirk- We agreed when we were younger that we'd get married someday.
Shuu: WHAT?!
Haruka: -blushes- W-we also admitted that we liked each other...
Arceus: Um, one point for franticshipping?
Fan Girl 18475: How many moments can you name?
Kaze: Ano...-pulls up screen for shippings on Bulbapedia- Contestshipping has...well, if you just count the number of episodes...10...and franticshipping has...um, not sure, but I think...9? And then counting Hoennshipping, since they're basically the same...11.
Arceus: Ok...another point for Franticshipping.
Fan Girl 42587: Which has the most fans?!
Darkrai: That's pretty easy, especially if you go to the forums at Serebii. The answer is contestshipping. One for contest!
Shuu: Yeah!
Yuuki: But franticshipping has two points!
S+Y: -glare-
Haruka: -blushes and squee- Aww, it feels so great to have two guys fighting over me!
Harley: -rolls eyes- Sure, but who do you like best?
Haruka: -blushes and shifts eyes- Um, a-ano...well...I like...you the most, Harley-san.
S+Y+H: SAY WHAT?!
Haruka: -laughs- Hahaha! You should've seen your faces! So funny! Anyways, I was just joking. I don't like Harley-san in that way.
Fan Girls: Then WHO do you like?!
Haruka: -blushes- Um...ah...isn't it time for commercials?
Kaze: -gets woken up- Huh? What? Um...ne, Haruka, are you sick?
Haruka: No! Now cut to the commercials!
Kaze: Oh yeah! Cue commercials!
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Mirai: Hello and welcome back! It's time to continue our latest segment!
Youji: This is actually more like two segments in one, y'know that?
Mirai: Oh shut up! We're advertising the new movie this way. Of course it's a commercial!
Youji: You need to redefine your definition of "commercial"...-holds up "applaud" sign-
Mirai: Well, let's have another audience member ask a question...hmm...oh, how about you?
Fan Girl 75153: Ahem...KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! DIARUGA!!! I'm like, your BIGGEST fan EVER!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Diaruga: -is glomped by Fan Girl 75153- Gack!
Yuuki: Ok, ok! This is about asking the characters about the movie, not attacking them like rabid fan girls!...oh wait...you guys are rabid fan girls...but still! NO ATTACKING THE GUESTS!!!
Youji: -holds up "Awwww" sign-
Audience: Awwwwwwwwww...
Yarai: -sigh- This is really getting out of hand...um, does anyone have a question that doesn't include screaming, raving, glomping, and/or getting an autograph?
Audience: -all raised hands lowered-
Yarai: -sweat drop- Um, so, uh, just buy the movie when it comes out in stores in your areas. Thanks, bye!
Mirai: Wait, wait! This commercial is not over until I say so! So, questions please!
Parukia: Why do I get the feeling we're going to regret this?
Darkrai: Because, my dear Parukia, when it involves Mirai, the victims will always regret it.
Mirai: Hey! I resent that!
Yuuki: Do you even know what that saying means?
Mirai: Absolutely not!
Everyone: -sweat drop-
Fan Girl 635: Wait! I have a question! A very important question!
Yarai: Ok, what is it?
Fan Girl 635: Where's the bathroom? I gotta go REAL badly!
Youji: -sweat drop- So did not need to know that...exit to your right, turn left, and it's down that corridor...somewhere...
Fan Girl 635: Thanks! And by the way, Yarai! I LOVE YOU!!!
Yarai: -sweat drop- Great. I'm officially loved by a deranged fan girl who doesn't have the sense to use the bathroom before the show. I hate my life.
Mirai: Oh, yes, I almost forgot! Darkrai, how did it feel to die during the movie?
Darkrai: It was horrible. I had to disintegrate and everything. I couldn't even use my portal. And the people mourning...I feel sorry for Alicia.
Diaruga: Hey, at least you got reborn.
Darkrai: Reborn? No, no, not reborn. I came back as a shadow. A SHADOW!
Parukia: Well, it does do your name some justice...
Darkrai: A SHADOW!!! I'm not a ghost type! I'm a dark type, and they made me come back as a shadow-y ghost! It's a disgrace! An outrage! I'm gonna sue! Now even more people are gonna mistaken me as a ghost! I'm a dark type, dang it!
Youji: Yes, yes, as interesting as your sissy fit is, we must get back to the main programing.
Darkrai: A SHADOW!!!
Everyone: We get it!
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Arceus: Welcome back to our regular programming! Kaze-san has taken Darkrai to the therapist, so I have a new co-host for the time being. Please welcome Daigo (Steven Stone)!
Daigo: Konnichiwa gozaimasu, minna-san! It's an honor being here today.
Haruka: Ah, Daigo-san! Ohayo!
Daigo: Haruka-chan, it's nice to see you again.
Yuuki: -gasp- I-i-it's D-D-Daigo! The Daigo! Oh man, oh man, oh man, I'm your biggest fan!
Shuu: What's so great about him?
Yuuki: -gasp- You don't know who Daigo is? He's like, the most renowned person to grace this earth!
Harley: OMG, now I remember! You're Daigo, the son of the president of Devon as well as a well known geologist and the Hoenn League Champion of the Elite Four! It is such an honor to meet you, Daigo-san! I'm Harley.
Daigo: -sweat drop- Um, nice to meet you?
Audience: KYAAA!!! Daigo-sama! We love you! Can we have your autograph?
Fan Girl 42163: Will you go out with me?
Fan Girl 5732: I challenge you to a battle, Daigo-sama!
Fan Girl 5872864: Will you marry me?
Fan Girl 753864: I want to have your children, Daigo-sama!!! KYAAA!!!
Daigo: -sweat drop- Um, security?
Audience: Daigo-sama! We love you!
Daigo: -sweat drop- Um, we'll have to end this now and get out of here...so, some announcements from Kaze-san: Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Hanukkah (To Life!), and Bonne Aneé!
Arceus: Also, Kaze-san is sad to announce that this is the last update that she will ever have.
Daigo: Oh wait, there's a smudge. It says, "Attention, tout le monde (attention everyone)! This will be my last update for this story for the year! I will be back in action next year. Joyeux Noël et Bonne Anneé¡Feliz Navidad!"...and then it says..."insert other sayings that wishes happy holidays and such here."
Arceus: Ok, so we all hope that you all have a wonderful holiday season and please look forward to the next installment of Coincidence?!
Daigo: Ne, who wants to go to that restaurant down the street for lunch? My treat.
Yuuki: D-Daigo-sama treating us to lunch...it's too good to be true...-faints-
Everyone: -sweat drop-
Shuu: Nah, I have to get ready for a contest.
Harley: Love to, but Yuuki-kun and I have some things to do. I'm sure he'll like the new manicure that I'm going to get for him. -cackles evilly-
Haruka: -sweat drops and links arms with Daigo- Well, I'd love to go, Daigo-san!
Daigo: -smiles- Well then, it's a date, I guess.
Shuu: Wait, date?! I'm going, I'm going!
Haruka: -giggles- Come on, let's go, Daigo-san! -leaves with Daigo-
Harley: Well, let's go, Yuu-kun! -drags unconscious Yuuki to nail salon-
Shuu: Hey! Haruka! Wait! You can't date him! -leaves to spy on Haruka and Daigo-
Arceus: -sweat drop- Um, and there you have it, minna-san! The end of the spoilers. Happy holidays from all of us to you!
Disclaimer Number 2: Anything mentioned in this story that is not mine and was not already mentioned above in the previous disclaimer shall be placed here. Remember: only the script belongs to me.
Kaze: -comes back from therapist- Oro? Everyone left? Oh well. Happy holidays! And happy belated birthday, Momo-san!
Darkrai: A SHADOW!!!
Kaze: Ok, that's it, we're going back to Dr. Syverson's.