This was a oneshot by Khitie Ethrin, but there are chapters to follow! I couldn't help writing part 2, then she wrote part 3, and so on. We write a chapter each! Please give Khitie Ethrin credit as well!

Part 1

Temperance sat in her office, looking through a couple magazines. "I wonder what Booth would like for christmas."

"Sweetie?" Angela's voice came from the platform.

Temperance quickly closed the magazines and hid them from her best friend. "Yeah?"

"Would you come here for a second?"

Brennan stood up from her couch and made her way out of her office and onto the platform where Angela was waiting.

"Yes?"

Angela grinned and handed Brennan a gift wrapped box. "I know that you've been trying really hard to find our sexy FBI agent a christmas present, so I went out... and picked something up for you to give to him."

Brennan looked apprehensively at the gift. "Should I be scared?"

"You should always be scared. What are we talking about?" Hodgins made his appearance on the platform.

"The christmas gift I picked up for Bren to give to Booth. Remember, I told you about it yesterday." Angela glared at him - her glare meaning 'tell anyone and you suffer painful consequences'.

Hodgins grinned and backed up a bit. "Oh yeah! I remember now. Booth is going to love it."

Brennan looked skeptical and started back towards her office, but not before calling back. "Okay, if you say so. Thanks Ange."

"Any time sweetie. Don't forget to tell me what he thinks of it!!" Angela was grinning ear to ear.

"She is so going to hurt you." Hodgins put a hand on Angela's shoulder. "I feel sorry for you, man."

"Hey, don't count me out yet. My plans always come through sooner or later." And with that, she left for her office leaving Hodgins standing in the middle of the platform.

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"Hey Bones!" Booth stood in Brennan's doorway, his tie loose around his neck.

"Hello Booth. That's for you, from me... from Angela." She pointed to the package resting quietly on the coffee table.

"For me, from you... from Angela? Let me guess, you didn't find anything, but Angela went out and bought something for you to give to me?" He watched Brennan's cheeks slowly dust with pink.

"Yes, something like that."

"This I gotta see." He walked over to the package and picked it up. Booth brought it up to his ear, and gave it a tentative shake. Tissue paper crinkled. His smiling eyes lifted to look at Brennan, before he popped a corner on the wrapping paper. He ripped at the seam running on the bottom of the box, and tore the paper - which landed at his feet. He cut the tape that held the top and the bottom of the box together with his keys, and opened the lid.

His mouth dropped, and his eyes widened. "I uh... I don't think this is going to fit me."

Brennan stood from her chair and walked over to where he stood. "Why's that?" Then she looked into the box.

Her cheeks flaired and she stormed out of the room to find Angela - only to maim her.

Booth's eyes were still trained on the contents of the box.

Inside was a note from Angela that read:

Happy Holidays you two.
I found these for Brennan, and I figured you would enjoy them too, Booth. Play nice, and do anything I would do!
-Seasons Tidings
Angela

The note was sitting on top of a sheer red teddy and a pair of green fuzzy handcuffs.