Disclaimer: I don't own Black Cat, though I do own a black cat. Enjoy.

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"Early one morning, Sephiria was woken up by a commotion in the hallway that quickly died down into unnatural silence. Instantly suspicious, she got out of bed and headed for her dresser, aiming to preserve modesty before investigating.

"It took a moment for her sleep-fogged brain to realize what was wrong. A slowly dawning rage overcame her, and it was only her aforementioned modesty that prevented her from grabbing her sword and severely injuring an unknown party.

"Quickly analyzing her options, the leader of the Time Guard decided to get backup. After a moment's thought, Sephiria rushed into the room of the Number currently on base that was also least likely to be her culprit.

"And that," finished Train, "is how I was woken up at 3 am one day by a woman wearing only a thin nightgown, poking me with a sword and demanding that I go on a counter-panty raid mission."