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A/N: A scene one will probably never see in Blood Will Tell. It's absolutely not necessary to have read that story first, as the only thing this references is the bit about Sirius' new condition. Harry brings home a date, and forgets to fill her in on a few things. Or to warn Sirius and Remus about her lack of knowledge. Oops.
This is, not counting the header, exactly one hundred words. It's actually a lot harder than it looks to trim something down to drabble length. This is the closest I've come to dialogue-only fic.
"Really nice place you've got here, Harry," she said.
"We're on our way out. Is this your date?" Sirius asked.
"Why is that picture moving?" Kelly asked.
"So…she's a muggle."
"Didn't you explain to her about magic, Harry?" Remus asked.
"Muggle? Magic?"
"That would be a no," Sirius said.
"What are they talking about, Harry?" Kelly demanded.
"Uh, so, yeah. You know how I told you about my guardian, Sirius, the ex-convict? This is his gay lover, Remus. Um, we're all…wizards. Sirius is also a vampire and Remus is a werewolf." Harry said.
"I'm not drunk enough to hear this."
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