I Do NOT Own Naruto.
Couples: SasuSaku, NaruHina and maybe some slight ShikaIno
Hinata isn't going to be shy so if you don't like non shy Hinata I suggest you don't read eh?
Oh yeah if you guessed Neji and Tenten. Yeah… that was kind of obvious. But Anyway!!
Recap:
"What are you doing here?" asked Hinata.
The figures came closer to them… They were…
Chapter 7: Enter Neji and Tenten
"Naruto… what are you doing with my cousin?" asked Neji who was very angry. HE was ready to choke Naruto and rip him into two pieces. Over protective right?
"Um…I was just um…"
"Neji… calm down," said Tenten. (If you don't know what they look like go to photobucket and type in Neji and Tenten I don't feel like explaining)
"He's with MY cousin… HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO CALM DOWN!" Neji screamed with steam coming from his ears.
"N-Neji-niisan… i-it's okay… N-Naruto was just um… w-walking me home," stuttered Hinata. She was scared of Neji like this. In kindergarden a little boy want to share his cookie with Hinata, Neji snatched the cookie and used his detective kit to examine it for poison.
"Hinata, go home," said Neji.
"But…" started Hinata.
"NOW!" he interrupted her.
Hinata nodded and ran back to her apartment.
"Tenten follow her," ordered Neji.
"Tch… overprotective much?" she said as she followed Hinata.
Leaving Naruto and Neji alone. A scared Naruto and a ready to kill Neji. Who would you want to be? If you want to be Naruto I pray for you.
"N-Neji… we did nothing… I sware," stated Naruto backing up.
"Oh, I'll make sure you did nothing," said Neji walking closer to him
"Neji… p-please!" begged Naruto.
"Naruto…" said Neji grabbing a hold of him.
Naruto began screaming like a girl.
One eye lid opened and then another. Slowly the girl sat up. She looked around. She wasn't in her room. It had postures of scary rock bands all over it.
So what did the girl do? What would you do? Well… I would scream. So she screamed.
Suddenly a boy came running in the room.
"What's wrong?" asked the boy covering his ears.
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!" shouted Sakura.
"You're in my room," said Sasuke with his ears still covered.
"OMG HOW DID I GET HERE?!" asked Sakura.
"You fell asleep. I brought you back," said Sasuke trying to calm the scared Sakura down.
Sakura then glared at him
"What did you do to me?" she asked.
"WHAT?!" asked Sasuke shocked.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME YOU PERVERT?!" Sakura demaned to know.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Sasuke yelled back.
"YA RIGHT!" yelled Ino while throwing a pillow at Shikamaru's head.
"Look Ino… you're loud… I didn't sleep because I had to sleep on the couch which was really troublesome… so can you please leave so I can go to sleep?" asked Shikamaru who was really tired from lack of sleep.
"Fine!" Ino said storming out the door.
"Ja ne…" said Shikamaru.
"WHATEVER!" yelled Ino as she slammed the door.
"I pray for her husband," mumbled Shikamaru as he lied down on his bed.
'Smells like Ino…' he thought as he drifted off to dream land.
"Wait what happened to Naruto and Hinata?" asked Sakura as she opened the door.
"Who knows," said Sasuke.
Sakura's eyes widen.
"I GOTTA GET HOME!" she yelled running out the door.
Sasuke just raised an eyebrow as he saw the pink haired girl running home.
'Girls are weird' he thought and closed the door.
"Tenten, what's with you and Neji?" asked Hinata who was drinking some nice warm tea.
"Nothing…" she answered blushing and then took a sip of tea.
"HINATA!" Sakura screamed as she busted open the door. She then spotted someone sitting next to her.
"Tenten?"
"Hey Sakura," said Tenten smiling back.
"Where did you get here?" asked Sakura.
"Last night, I brought Hinata home… while Neji had some unfinished business," she said.
"Unfinished business?" blinked Sakura.
"NEJI PLEASE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" demanded Naruto.
"I like you up there, AWAY FROM MY COUSIN!" he yelled back at him.
Neji turned around and walked away with his head facing towards the ground and smirking.
"SHE THREW A RACOON ON MY FACE! I NEED OINTMENT! I NEED IT RIGHT NOW!!! CRAP!!! NOW IM GUNNA START ITCHING AND GET SCARS! NEJI!!!!" Naruto screamed once more, but Neji was already gone. Leaving Naruto stuck on a flag pole with the ultimate wedgie.
"Great! Now I'm itchy!" said Naruto while he began to scratch himself.
"So Neji-kun is here too?" asked Sakura sweetly.
Hinata got annoyed. When they were younger Sakura had a crush on Neji. Hinata had a crush on Sakura's cousin Gaara. (I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!) It was how they became best friends. They both liked each other's cousin. Hinata soon got over it when Gaara called Hinata and worthless piece of shit. Sakura… who knows?
"Sakura… you still like Neji-niisan?" asked Hinata boredly.
Sakura blushed. "No! I just haven't seen him in a while," answered Sakura.
Tenten wasn't too happy hearing that Sakura likes or liked Neji. I mean Neji was hers. Neji and Tenten started hanging out after they baby sat Hinata and Sakura together when they were younger.
"Oi Hinata you still don't like Gaara do you?" asked Sakura smirking.
"Pft. Your cousin is a complete asshole," answered Hinata.
Sakura laughed. She knew he was. In fact her all her cousins had the moments. Temari, Kankuro and Gaara all got on her nerves.
Suddenly Tenten's cell phone rang.
"Hello? Hi. Ice cream? Okay. 30 min.? Okay. Park? Okay. Later," Tenten said as she hung up.
"Hello? Okay. You're bored? Okay. I'm hungry? Okay. I like the color green? Okay. Neji's hot? Okay," said Sakura placing her hand to her ear like a phone a mimicking Tenten.
Tenten groaned.
"You guys want to get some ice cream?" asked Tenten.
"Sure," they answered.
"Great, let's go," she said heading out the door.
The two girls followed.
"Neji? Why are you here?" asked Sasuke.
Neji came buy his house after tying Naruto to a flag pole. (Where he still is)
"Want to get some ice cream?" asked Neji.
"You asking me on a date Hyuuga?" said Sasuke while smirking.
Neji groaned but went along with it.
"In your dreams Uchiha, now come on, Nara is already there," said Neji walking down the walkway.
'Still the same' thought Sasuke slowly following Neji.
"Oi Neji, what about Naruto?" asked Shikamaru.
"Who?" asked Neji.
"Dobe, baka, Uzumaki," said Sasuke, "Where is he?"
"I have no idea who you're talking about?" said Neji innocently.
The both stared at him.
"What did you do to Naruto?" they asked.
"I did nothing to the boy of whom you speak," he said innocently again. "All I know is I saw some blonde boy with my cousin, about to kiss her…"
'HE WAS ABOUT TO KISS HINATA?!' they both screamed in their heads.
"Yeah…" Neji answered.
He was sort of a mind reader so he could answer questions that were not actually asked. He used to do it all the time to Tenten. It would bug the hell out of her. (It would bug the hell out of me too, ever heard of PRIVACY?!)
"So… to that boy, I hung him to a flag pole by his underwear, giving him the ultimate wedgie," explained Neji.
Their sweat dropped at the Hyuuga.
"Neji…" they both mumbled, "You're so cruel."
"Well, I'm hungry, I invited Tenten, Hinata, and Sakura to the park sop lets get a move on," said Neji.
"What about Ino and Naruto?" asked Shikamaru.
"Still after Yamanaka I see," Neji smirked.
Shikamaru just blushed and walked right past him.
"OH! LOOK AT THIS!" screamed Sakura holding a flyer.
"A talent show?" asked Tenten reading the flyer.
"We should enter!" said Sakura. "Hinata you sing really well!"
Hinata blushed. "Well… um… I haven't sung in a while," she said.
"Well… You can pick the song, I'll be the choreographer, and we could sing and dance! you, me, Tenten and Ino!" said Sakura who always wanted to be in a talent show.
"Wait! Who said I want to be in this?" said Tenten a little annoyed how her named just appeared in Sakura's plan.
"Please! Tenten-san," said Sakura giving her the puppy dog face.
"Oh god! You've been practicing! I can tell!!! It got cuter!! Stop!! I'll do it! Just stop!" begged Tenten.
Sakura ever since she was little gave Tenten the puppy dog face. Everytime Tenten baby sat and Sakura wanted a cookie she would give Tenten that face. Tenten always fell for it no matter how hard she tried.
"YAY! Now all I gotta do is call Ino and…"
"Yo," a voice interupted.
"K-Kakashi-sensei?!" said Tenten.
"Nice to see you too again Tenten," said Kakashi smiling under his mask and his porn book in the right.
"Nice to see and your perverted book again, Kakashi-sensei," answered Tenten
Kakashi quickly placed his book behind his back.
"As mean as ever I see," muttered Kakashi.
Tenten smiled at him. They had always had this fight.
"So, I see you found the flyer," said Kakashi.
"You posted this flyer up sensei?" asked Hinata.
Kakashi nodded. "Yes, it's for the school though. Since, I don't teach anything…"
"Do you ever?" interrupted Tenten.
"Did we do it with Neji yet?" Kakashi asked backed.
Tenten blushed and glared at him. She took out a kunai.
"YOU PERVERT!" she yelled as she threw the kunai at him.
Kakashi easily dodged the kunai.
"You have anger problems don't you?" asked Kakashi.
Tenten was really pissed. Wouldn't you be? Her perverted teacher was asking her perverted questions about her love life.
"Oi Kakashi-sensei," said Sakura trying to focus back on the talent show.
"Hm?"
"Is this like a fun raiser? What do you win if you win the talent show?" asked Sakura.
"Well… no it's not a fun raiser, but if you win each of the winners gets two tickets to the Konoha Amusement Park," answered Kakashi.
"A-A-Amusement Park?" stuttered Hinata.
"That's right, one whole day for free," explained Kakashi.
Hinata gulped she was obviously afraid of amusement parks. (I am too… scary rides… I hate roller coasters… the kid next to me one time he puked right outside of it! It was digusting!!!)
"Cool, I'm in," said Tenten.
"Me too," said Sakura.
"Good, then see you at audition try outs next Tuesday after school," said Kakashi has he left in a cloud of smoke.
"We should tell Ino," said Sakura.
"Tell Ino what?"
They turned around to see a blonde girl with long hair behind them.
"INO!"
"Tenten?"
Tenten ran up to hug Ino.
"Ino! I missed you so much!" cried Tenten.
"Tenten I missed you too," cried Ino.
While they hugged Hinata and Sakura's sweat dropped.
"You two know each other?" asked Sakura.
"Hai!" they both answered smiling.
"We're like best friends," explained Tenten.
"Oh…" said Hinata and Sakura.
I have HW to do… so I'll stop right there? Okay? Yes Naruto is still on the pole. Also since I suck at romance NO MORE ROMANCE TIL I FINISH WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK. Since I heard it's a love movie… but then again… oh yeah NO THERE IS NOT NEJISAKU OR GAARHINA! okay? good!
-MoonlightKunoichi