Second chapter, YAY!! I got a nice sum of reviews and I thank everybody who did review. So here's the second chapter! Not quite yet, I must respond to reviews, for it is my DUTY!
Disclaimer: Once again, I don't own the Heavenly Yu-Gi-Oh! I will never own Mary Sues, Barney or George Bush. I don't think I want to.
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In the dead of night, Marisu was preparing to strike again. She was a princess, so she was filthy sticking rich no matter what. Yet she was a thief, so she got even more of any she wanted. But she was NEVER EVER EVERDY EVER selfish, so she was an angel. Looks like someone stuck their head into the blender again.
Marisu walked casually up to the tall pyramid in the dark. By using her "huff and puff and blow the stone down" power. Inside the halls were lightly lit with torches. Someone didn't think that lighting fire inside a tomb and sealing it up for thousands of years would eventually cause the tomb to be incinerated into ashes.
She hurried through the halls, and into all the chambers. Neatly swiping everything in sight, she hurried out the back of the tomb. As she was jumping into the night sky, she collided into the something.
Marisu landed daintily on the sand while the other figure flopped lifelessly onto the ground. The person gagged, twitched, then got up and started bawling his eyes out.
The man had luscious silver hair, beautiful tan skin, an ass-ugly scar on his face and other shit. Like we don't know who he is because there is a giant stamp "BAKURA" on his buttocks.
"What the hell?!" screamed Bakura staring at his rear end.
"Excuse me," said Marisu. "But who are you?"
"No, who are YOU?" hissed Bakura. "I can't see your face over your giant 100ZZ sized," he stared uncomfortably at her chest, "thingies."
"Ohayo, watashi wa Marisu", she said formally and politely. "Watashi-"
"Wait, wait, wait. Hold the frickin' goddamn nonexistent phone," Bakura yelled. "This is Egypt, bitch. I speak EGYPTIAN. For all I know, you just said that you are made of manure and you made the pharaoh." He winced. "That is sick."
"I hate you!" screamed Marisu in an angsty fashion. "You know NOTHING about me!!"
"Yeah, that's 'cuz I just met you."
FIGHT SCENE (Final Fantasy music)
"How the hell did we get here?!" screamed Bakura.
Marisu screamed and her ka exploded from her body. I heard about this priest who tried to do the same thing but got his body imploded and he became a black hole. We know this as the George Bush's Brains™. But yet again, Marisu is a-okay and still as beautiful as ever.
The ka had all three Egyptian Gods merged as one. Also there was Inuyasha's Tetsuiaga, Naruto's Rasengan and Peter Griffin's fart power inside. Damn, that's strong.
So after a long and useless fight scene (The readers are about to drink liquid TNT, jump off a building and land in a car crusher), Marisu's ultimately whoops Bakura's ass to America and back. Literally. So she leaves Bakura looking like Barney the Purpley-Bruised Dinosaur™ bleeding on the ground. Suddenly after mercilessly and ruthlessly beating Bakura to death, Hell and Davy Jone's Underwear Drawer, she feels pity for him and takes him to her underground leprechaun hut.
Readers: This is the biggest bunch of bull!
Mary Sue: flmerz r leik so bitchy, bash flmerz1111
That's enough.
Sorry this chapter might not have been up to expectations. I'm so sorry; all my good ideas are saved for later chapters. So sorry!