Disclaimer: I don't own Gakuen Alice, and I never will.

Title: Mikan's Bad Breath

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-Mikan's POV-

"AHHHHH!!!!"

"Oh my god, I don't have any tooth paste, how can I brush my teeth?!"

Chirp chirp The birds singing sweetly. I went closer to them and, "Why, hello little-?" I stopped, "They fainted. What happened to them?"

"Hmmh? Oh well, better get dressed."

Classroom

"Good morning everyone!!" Mikan shouted.

"Mornin'!"

"Hey, do you smell that?" A girl said.

"Eww, it smells bad." Another said.

"Someone farted!!" A boy shouted

"Who the hell farted?! You better get out!" Sumire shouted while covering her nose.

"Huh? I don't smell anything." Mikan said.

"Ahhh!! It stinks in here!!" Everyone was running in circles

"Ahhhh!!!!"

"Everyone please come down-" Yuu said but he fainted.

"Yuu? Yuu!! Hey, Yuu are you okay?!" Mikan shouted.

'I'm outta here.' Natsume thought

"Let's go, Ruka…?" Natsume looked at his best friends who fainted a while ago.

"Ugh…" He murmured while he dragged his best friend to his dorm.

Sakura Tree

'I can still smell that stentch.' Natsume thought while reading his manga.

"Hi, Natsume." Mikan greeted.

"Hmm? What are you doing her polka-dots?"

"Well, the classroom is pretty much noisy."

"Mrff!" Natsume almost barfed while covering his mouth.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

'The hell it stinks. Is she…?'

She sighed, "For some reason everybody smells something but I don't."

"Uh…"

"Tell me, Natsume, does it stink? I mean the smell earlier?" Mikan asked.

"Why don't you tell me polka-dots, are you the one who farted?" Natsume asked rudely.

"Wha-?"

"Everywhere always stinks because you're there."

"I DID NOT FARTED NATSUME!!!" Mikan shouted while gas is coming out from her mouth.

"God don't shout!! It stinks-!"

"Huh?" Mikan said.

"Polka, did you brush your teeth?"

"Um... well you see my tooth paste ran out this morning."

"That's why your teeth are rotten, and your breaths do sure smells pi-whew." Natsume said, covering his nose.

"Well if you keep on teasing me, I'm sure I'm gonna stick my mouth on your head, so that you could smell the wrath of my stinky bad breath!" Mikan shouted

"Oi, shut up already!!" Natsume shouted.

"Go buy tooth paste in Central town, and you better hurry up." Natsume said.

"Can you please accompany me?" Mikan said.

"No way."

"Fine then I won't buy any tooth paste."

"That's fine, unless you want to find yourself surrounded with dead people, because of you stench."

"…you…"

"Fine, just to stop your annoying bad breath, coming out from you annoying mouth." Natsume said.

"Yay!!"

"Ugh, now shut up before I get sick." Natsume said as Mikan nodded.

"Hmm…"

End

Author's Note: Nothing to do really, just made this for fun...