On a ship that's sailing by
Zuko and his uncle I
Says the prince to the old man
"I will catch him if I can!
I will chase him up and down!
I will chase him through a town!
I will chase him day and night!
I will chase him left and right!
I will chase him front and back!
I will chase him on a tack!
I will chase him through a barn!
I will chase him in the corn!
I will chase him here and there!
I will chase him everywhere!
I will chase him near and far!
I will chase the Avatar!"
Iroh only rolled his eyes
Looked toward the sunlit skies:
"Look Prince Zuko! Look up there!
Look, what is that in the air!
Look how many legs it has!
Look at how it flies so fast!"
Zuko grabbed a telescope
Shouting like a total dope,
"Uncle, is it him I see?"
Iroh grinned quite happily
"No, Prince Zuko, it is not!
It is better, quite a lot!
It's a squirrelbug! Those are rare-
Never venture from their lair!"
Zuko looked down from the sight
They had roast squirrelbug that night.
PTG: ...(grins)
I have a sense of humor.