This fic's gonna be weird…..heh heh……………..
A Weird Love Connection
The convention center was once again full of super villains. Usually, they were there to figure out a plan on how to destroy the Kids Next
Door, but this time they were trying to come up with a plan on how to get rid of a real problem. Mr. Boss was on the stage standing on
the podium. Father wasn't there; he was on vacation. And when Father isn't there, Mr. Boss was in charge. At the moment, all the
villains were talking loudly. "Okay, everybody, I know it's been a while since we've been here since we've all been shaken up since
the….citizombie problem…..but you all need to get quiet….." The villains continued to chat. Mr. Boss tried again. "Okay, everybody, I
know it's exciting, but please……be quiet…" They still weren't listening. Mr. Boss soon lost his patience.
"I SAID BE QUIET!" he shouted with all his strength. You could even hear his echo. That shut them all up. Mr. Boss took a deep
breath. "Ah, thank you. Now, you all know why you're hear, right?"
"To figure out how to get rid of dogs?" asked The Cat Lady, raising her hand…..paw…..thing.
"To come up with a new vay to spank naughty childrens?" asked Count Spankulot.
"A way to steal Numbuh Five's secret stash of candy?" asked Captain Stickybeard. Mr. Boss slapped his forehead in frustration. "NO!
We came here to figure out a way to get rid of the toiletnator!"
"OOOOH……" they all went. Mr. Boss took yet another deep breath. "So…….anybody got any ideas?"
Nightbrace raised his hand. "Yes, Nightbrace?" he asked.
"I say we scrub his gums so hard that he won't be able to feel them anymore!"
"Uh, Nightbrace, we already tried that," Mr. Wink pointed out.
"And it didn't work. He thought it was an accident and 'forgave' us," added Mr. Fibb.
"Oh, yeah. Right." He rubbed the back of his head embarrassingly.
"I know what you need to do," said a mysterious female voice.
"Huh? What? Who said that?" Mr. Boss questioned.
"Look behind you, idiot." He did. Standing there was a woman, with long, sleek pink hair and blue eyes. She had on pink boots, a pink
skirt, pink gloves, and a hot pink t-shirt with a big heart on it. Mr. Boss's eyes just about popped out. All of the males at the convention
did. They thought she was gorgeous. "Uh, um……..excuse me….but….who are you?" he asked. She smiled. "My real name is Claire.
But, you can call me Heart Break."
"Heart Break? That's a stupid name!" The Cat Lady exclaimed.
"Oh, is it? You wouldn't think it's so stupid if you had you're heart broken when the man of your dreams DUMPS YOU!"
"What are you talking about?" she questioned.
"I dated the toiletnator, or Lou, as you might know him."
Everyone gasped. Mr. Boss fell out of astonishment and asked, "YOU dated THE TOILETNATOR?"
"Yes, I did. I dated him four years ago. I was madly in love with him and he left me. Said he needed to 'forget woman and find his
calling.' Well, I guess he thought his calling was being a super villain. Well, when I found that out, I decided to become one too, so I
became……HEART BREAK!" She held out her fists. "I hate kids just as much as the rest of you, but I became a villain just so I could
HUMILIATE and HURT Lou, for breaking my fragile heart!"
Everyone liked this girl. That had a feeling she could help them get rid of the Toiletnator.
"Wow, that Toiletnator is stupider than we thought. Who in their right minds would break up with her?" Nightbrace asked Count
Spankulot.
"I don't know, but she makes my heart beat very very fast!" he exclaimed. All the female villains didn't like this. "Well, what should we
do then, Princess?" Soccer Mom was obviously jealous and annoyed. Heart Break glared at her. "I say we have a little fun."
"Fun? What are you talking about?" She was holding her lucky soccer ball. She felt like lurching the ball at her pretty little head.
"I'm talking about THIS!" She pulled out a bow and arrow. The bow looked normal, but the arrow had a heart at the end instead of an
actual point (tater06: I hope that makes sense.). Grandma Stuffum rolled her eyes. "And how is that arrow supposed to help us?" she
pointed out. Heart Break laughed. "Oh, this is no ORDINARY arrow. You see, THIS arrow is something like cupid's arrow. You
shoot it at someone, and the first person he or she sees is the one they fall madly in love with."
"Oh, so…..we're gonna have him fall in love with someone?" Mr. Boss asked, scratching his forehead in confusion.
"No you dolt! We're gonna have someone fall in love with HIM!"
"AND HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP US GET RID OF HIM?" Grandma Stuffum waved her spatula in frustration. Heart
Break smiled. "Well, we're not gonna have just ANYONE fall in love with him. We'll make a stupid kid fall in love with him. It'll drive
the Toiletnator so crazy that he'll be too busy trying to figure out how to get rid of her to bother all of you. Not to mention I'll be laughing
my head off in his frustration. So, what do you think?"
At first there was silence. Then, Mr. Boss exclaimed, "That….is….BRILLIANT!" he started clapping, and pretty soon, everyone was.
She bowed. "Thank you, thank you. But we still have one little kink to work out. Who's it gonna be?"
"OH, I know!" The Cat Lady waved her hand excitedly.
"Yes?"
"Well, the Toiletnator's 'arch enemy' is Numbuh Four of the Kids Next Door! And he's 'secretly' in love with Numbuh Three! So if we
had Numbuh Three fall in love with the Toiletnator, not only will he be trying to get rid of her, but Numbuh Four is gonna want to kick his
butt!"
"That's….that's…….perfect…….." said Heart Break. Everyone else agreed. "Just tell how I can identify this Numbuh Three, where to
find her, and I'll shoot her with an arrow. The only thing you all have to do is make sure the first person she sees is the Toiletnator."
Sorry if it's really bad! I hope not! Please read and review, and please be nice about it! Thanks! tater06, out.