Why Sasuke Hates Sweets

Disclaimer: I don't own it. If I did, Gaara's dad would be dead, Hinata's dad would be dead, and Zabuza and Haku would still be alive. And Sakura and Ino would be tied to trees and used as target practice. Yes, I know I'm evil.

It was Valentine's Day. The worst day in the world. At least, that was Sasuke Uchiha's opinion. Why did he hate that specific holiday, you ask? The answer is quite simple. Every Valentine's Day, Sasuke Uchiha would be pelted with candy, sweets, and chocolate by his psychotic, evil, and perverted fangirls. And in mass quantities. He especially feared two of his fangirls than anyone else: Sakura and Ino. The two were pure evil, and more chaotic than any other evil pair. And so, every Valentine's Day, Sasuke Uchiha would lock himself inside his house, to prevent himself from being injured from mass amounts of candy and other sweets. That and the fact that being attacked by rabid fangirls more than ever on this pathetic day was enough to keep him locked away, along with any other majorly fangirled (Is that even a word? Oh well. It is now) person locked up safe away from harm, temporarily. At least until they found out where they were hiding….

Yeah, I'm feeling lazy XP, so Sasuke hates sweets 'cause of Valentine's Day. See? That holiday is evil! Evil I tell you! EVIL!