A/N: This is really weird… if you just can't stand a 15-year-old girl's really bad humor, don't read.

Me: Kaka-chan, tell them!

Kaka-chan: -:being late:-

Me: KAKA-CHAN!

Kaka-chan: -:looks frighten:- I'm here

Me: Good Kaka-chan, now tell them

Kaka-chan: She doesn't own Naruto and if she did Sasuke would drop dead and Sakura should get her a real boyfriend. -:still scared:-

Me: good Kaka-chan… on with the story!

NOTE: Spellchecked and edited 2012-09-19 (Why I didn't take it down I do not know!)

"Hi! I'm Uchiha Itachi." a tall dark man said.

"Ooh… I'm Haruno Sakura" the pink haired girl answered smiling.

He looked at her and then asked: "Wanna merry me?"

"Nani? Why?"

"Ano.. I just wanna make babies … without getting any that are" he smiled

"I'll do it, IF I get pink cookies," she demanded.

"Okay"

…silence…

"After we get married I'll take you home whit me and then I call Sasuke and tell him he lost his little pinky here" he looked evil

"Whaaaat!?" Sakura shouted throwing a pillow at Itachi "Ita-chan only dating me 'cuz you want Sasuke being jealous"

Itachi looked really scared "A-ano.." was all he could say before she started to cry louder than any one he ever heard before.

"I'm sorry Sakura-chan"

"You better be!" she half shouted half cried.

He hugged her and gave her a pink cookie out of nowhere.

She ate the cookie an then there was silence again.

"Wanna join the Akatsukis?"

"If I get cookies I'll do" he smiled towards the girl and lifted her bridal style and started walking away. Out of nowhere Rock Lee appeared

"In the name of youth what are you doing whit Sakura-chaaaan" he shouted

"Taking her home to me" Itachi said

"Do that you! I'll let you take Sakura home … but only because you are so youthful" Lee said running back to where ever he came from.

Sakura started to play with her fiancé's long hair.

"Miss Haruno please stop that"

"Mr Uchiha, I like your hair so I have to say No" she poked him on the cheek.

"Future Mrs Uchiha… Meet your doom"

And they ran off in to the sunset like every couple does… or something like that.

A/N: Crossy aka Crossrelic!... Ehum… Well it was thanks to him I made this story x'3

Crossrelic is an old friend of mine, back in the days we used to hang in the same chatroom :) I'm quite sure he doesn't have an account here.

Thank you Crossy and It was sooo fun writing it… short but weird xD -:laughs really hard:- -:falls of chair:- aotch… that hurts! -:cries:- KAKA-CHAN! -:runs to him, still crying:- ((please review))