It's Not Over Not by a Long Shot Interview
This interview takes place before Zero and the group leave to fight the Origin. All characters are available for questioning, Good, evil, dead, alive, you name it if they've been in the story and even some that haven't they're here. And when I, the Author, talk it will be in italics and in quotes.
Kyden: Hello everyone I'm Kyden Kizone. A character from a now unpublished story so if you don't know me I don't blame you. Anyway I'll be hosting tonight so lets begin!
Zero: Do you even know what you're going to ask us?
Kyden: Not exactly…
Jack: Is he really ending the story!?!
"Yes"
Everyone but Zero/Kyden: What!?!
Zero: Wasn't it obvious he was going to end with the battle against the Origin?
Leon: no
Ein/Serene/Fia: I thought you were dead!
Leon: I am…
"I'll erase everyone's memories at the end of this interview"
Leon: Ok
Kyden: So have you guys had fun in this story?
Leon: No
Scath: No
Jack: No
Zero: NO!
Serene: No
Ledah: No
Cierra: No
Chirs: No
Oblivion: Hell no
Omega: No
Chaos: No
Kino: No
Darkside: No
Black: No
Seraph: No
Origin: Hell no
Nardi: no
Kazé: Some
Lina: yes
"Geez"
Kyden: woah…
Zero: You asked the question
"I get the point"
Leon: What did you expect? You've hurt most of us and killed some of us
Kyden: Alright to Zero: How do you get women, case and point, Maria, Cierra, Lilly
Zero: What kind of question is that?
Kyden: just answer it!
Zero: I don't know! I actually try not to get women!
Cierra: But that makes you irresistible
Maria: Yea
Lilly: That's Zero
Zero: What do I need to do to stop it!
Lilly: Be a Jerk
Zero: Isn't that what I'm doing?
Cierra: Not exactly… your being cool, cold, and collected.
Zero: Is there a difference
Kyden: Moving on… Next question is for Leon: Did you ever get to go to the spring?
Leon: No
Kyden: whatever
Zero: which is my line!
Kyden: Do I look like I care?
Zero: Do I look like I can kill you?
Kyden: Yes –Hides behind shield- Alright this question is for Max/Nardi/Chris/Kazé: Are you Grim Angels? If so what did you give up to get your diviner?
Max: Yea I gave up my wings
Kazé: Same
Chris: I was too young when I was in Asguard so I never was one
Nardi: Well I bet I could pass the standard now hehe…
Kyden: That's pathetic, moving on to our next question for Jack: What lead you to being taken over by Scath?
Jack: Well I lost my first love from a misfired spell and I wanted to bring her back. Which lead me to dark magic which lead me to Scath.
Kyden: I see, Next question is for Chaos: What were you thinking when you confronted Zero.
Chaos: He had caused us so much trouble. I managed to beat him then so I figured I could beat him now.
Kyden: What were you thinking Zero?
Zero: Revenge
Kyden: Here's another for Zero: How come you were only taken over by Oblivion Once?
Zero: Well I have a very strong will from old age
Oblivion: and he used the power of mental thinking
Kyden: Because that's redundant. To Kazé: What's it like to be Zero's brother?
Kazé: Detrimental to one's health
Zero: Quite
Kyden: I didn't think you would agree on that one…
Zero: I realize that I or my actions and enemies are a threat to one's health
Kyden: Ok Zero why not just get a new coat instead of keep what you've got left of it?
Zero: it used to be my dads…
Kyden: Sorry…
Zero: It's ok
"I kind of cut off a scene so this one is for Cierra for clarification: Did you say 'I love you too' to Chris when you were in the spring together?"
Cierra: yes
Zero: Why were you in the spring with Chris?
Cierra: we had towels on
Zero: Wait… TOO!?!
Chris: uh yea I love Cierra
Nardi/Max: Oooo…
Kazé/Ein: Oh my…
Fia: Good for you
Zero: Really Chris? I think you can do better!
Chris: Oh really?
Zero: Meute or Ladie
Chris: Nothing against Meute but I'm not into mermaids and Ladie is too uptight.
Cierra: aww…
Zero: I don't approve
"Do you ever?"
Zero: yes!
Everyone but Zero: when?
Zero: … I'm thinking…
Kyden: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
Zero: I've got nothing
Kyden: ok then next up is for Serene: What will you do now without Jack or Leon?
Serene: I guess I'll try to find love elsewhere…
"I'm sorry for all I've done for you,"
Kyden: I'll help in any way possible!
Serene: well you could comfort me
Kyden: Sure
-Serene moves next to Kyden and leans on him as he wraps his arm around her-
Leon/Jack: excuse me!
Kyden: Give up
Jack: Shut up!
Kyden: who's Serene leaning on?
Leon: He raises a good point
Jack: Damn
Serene: Thanks Kyden
Zero: Rebound much
Kyden: hey I liked Serene before this story was written!
Serene: Really?
Kyden: yea you were one of my favorite characters in Riviera.
Serene: aww thanks.
Zero: you've been around that long
Kyden: In one form or another
Zero: whatever. Why don't we start asking the author questions?
"Ok…"
Zero: Why do you insist on killing my friends and family?
"You got to have a girlfriend so I had to take something of equal value away,"
Zero: I see…
Jack: Did you really need to have Black summoned and force us to Cremate Leon's body.
"The Origin did and I do favors. That and it was an important plot twist"
Cierra: Why did you make Zero reject me so coldly?
"I needed to show how cold he was… At that point we didn't really have much to go on,"
Nardi: How come I can never come up with lies when I really need them?
Kyden: well that one's because you're dumb
Nardi: Hey!
Zero: No use fighting it
Nardi: You're such a good brother
Zero: Whatever! Another question! Do you enjoy torturing me!
"Sometimes!"
Kyden: ok simmer down you two… Question for the Origin
Origin: who said I was answering questions?
Kyden: you answered the first one
Origin: Damn… I did didn't I… Alright go ahead…
Kyden: Why didn't you just kill the whole group when Zero was taken over by Oblivion?
Origin: I had been doing evil things for around 55 minutes and I can only stay out of the world of Darkness for an hour so I didn't have any time left…
Kyden: Why not just go back, Recharge, and kill them then
Origin: I don't like doing my dirty work
Lilly: Of all the women characters who do you like the most Kyden?
Kyden: All
-Group hug-
Zero/Ein/Ledah/Chris: excuse me!
Kyden: Ha!
Zero: Who's up for killing Kyden?
Men: We are!
Kyden: Ah they want to hurt me because I complemented you guys!
-Girls put a barrier around Kyden-
Zero: I despise you!
Lilly: Zero…
Zero: Ok fine! Call off the attack…
Kyden: better… Moving on to Leon: What's it like being an extra soul in Jack's body
Leon: Well I spend most of my time in the world of his subconscious. Which is pretty boring… But usually the spirits of our diviners are there and we have a party!
Jack: What!?!
Leon: I always ask and you always say yes we can
Jack: Yea but you never tell me what I'm saying yes to!
Kyden: Alright you two kiss and make up
Jack/Leon: No!
"Do it Now!"
Jack/Leon: Sorry…
Kyden: Next is Serene: Do you like me?
Serene: Yes
Leon/Jack: Grr…
Kyden: -Blushes- Anyway next question is for Ein and Ledah: What was it like when You met Zero, who was so much stronger at the time.
Ein: he was scary… And he still is a little scary
Ledah: After that sparing match I swore that I would improve my skills.
Zero: Which you did
Ledah: Thanks!
Rose: I always believed in you Ledah!
Ein: What about me?
Rose: You not so much
Lina: Lina did!
Ein: Thanks Lina…
Kyden: Next question to Scath: Why did it take you so long to figure out that Leon was the brother of the body you were inhabiting?
Scath: I didn't have any of Jack's memories, only his Scythe
Kyden: Then I direct my question to Leon: Why didn't you recognize Jack's scythe?
Leon: I didn't really see Jack use it when I was younger and I was always too busy dodging it to notice.
Serene: That's not right…
Kyden: Anyway now for Ein again: why have you hid your relationship with Fia?
Fia: What? You said You told Everyone!
Ein: uh…
Fia: How could you! I thought you loved me!
Ein: I do!
Fia: Then tell everyone!
Ein: Well uh…
Fia: You really don't love me! –Cries-
Ein: No it's not like that!
Kyden: Fia it's ok please don't cry
-Fia cries into Kyden's shoulder-
Ein: What!?!
Kyden: If it were me, I would have told everyone.
Fia: Thank you… -sniff-
Kyden: Back to questions! To Lilly: Kino was a nice guy so why did you pick Zero?
Lilly: Well Zero was different, something new, and Kino had been my best friend for several years.
Zero: Just friends huh?
Kino: Unfortunately
Zero: Sorry for the whole killing you thing
Kino: Its ok I needed it. Otherwise I would have hurt Lilly more…
Kyden: I have a question for both Kino and Lilly: Are you grim angels or what?
Lilly: No we're sprites
Kino: Yea
Zero: Really? But you have those boots right?
Lilly: Well they are just enchanted Boots not Diviners.
"What will you guys do if I make a sequel?"
Everyone: You're making a sequel!!!
"Yes"
Zero: How far in the future is the Sequel set?
"I don't know"
Zero: Really?
"Really"
Zero: Ok then
Kyden: Whatever! Next question is for Oblivion: Where did you go after you were beaten by Zero?
Oblivion: In the dark corner of Zero's soul
Zero: Right where I put him.
Kyden: Ok then…Next question for Seraph: Why are you of all people 'perfect'
Seraph: Well look at me
-POW-
Zero/Ledah: Broken Face, teeth, bones
-Seraph Cries-
Kyden: Well then…
Serene/Fia: We have a question!
Kyden: Ok shoot
Serene: Which of us do you like the most?
Fia: Me or Serene
Kyden: Well… I'd say both but I'd be lying…
Fia/Serene: -Gulp-
Kyden: Sorry Fia… You've been Ein's Girlfriend so I never really considered you a possibility for affection… So I like Serene more…
-Glomp-
Serene: Thank you so much!
Zero: Can we move on… NOW!
Kyden: Yes! Next question is to Omega: What is it like to go from one of the stronger generals of the time to the weakest?
Omega: I'm not the weakest
Origin/Scath/Seraph/Oblivion/Chaos: Yes you are
Zero/Ein: Ouch
Omega: When did Scath get stronger?
Scath: When I got my body of darkness
Kyden: how did Omega actually manage to cut off your leg Zero?
Zero: Well I was fighting Seraph as well as Omega so I was blocking both of Seraph's swords and Omega snuck up behind me and cut my leg off.
Kyden: Then how did you lose your right arm and the right half of your torso?
Zero: That time the Origin fired a Charged darkness blast and I didn't quite dodge it.
Kyden: Ok…
Serene: Well thanks for comforting me
Kyden: you leaving?
Serene: You, yes. I'm going to lay on Leon
Kyden: ok
Jack: That wasn't…
Leon: I didn't think you would take it that well…
Kyden: Well Sonia is coming
Sonia: hey everyone sorry I'm late
Kyden: Sonia You made it!
Sonia: Kyden! You're here too! Yay!
-Glomp-
Zero: What the hell…
Kyden: This is Sonia, My girlfriend
Girls: -stunned-
-Sonia kisses him-
Kyden: Alright next is for Ein: When are you going to get your revenge on Nardi and Ledah?
Ein: After we beat the Origin
Zero: If We beat the Origin
Ledah/Kaze/Jack: When!
Zero: Whatever
Kyden: Why are you taking Chris? He doesn't have a general to fight…
Zero: Why am I taking you?
Chris: I begged and begged
Zero: Oh right… now I remember –cringes-
Kyden: I didn't think you were so easily annoyed
Zero: I'm not… It's just that Chris is my son and He's been around me for a while
Chris: And I know what to do to annoy the heck out of him.
Sonia: I'm glad I read the story before hand
Zero: I was going to ask
Kyden: I knew you wouldn't have any problems
Sonia: Aww thanks...
-Hugs him-
Nardi: Dang…
Leon: You just move on don't you
Kyden: Zero: What's life like as an Ancient One?
Zero: Very good benefits and very dangerous missions
Leon/Ein/Ledah: Benefits???
Zero: Very nice living quarters, servants, money, fame, power, all that good stuff
Ledah: …
Leon: …
Ein: … WHAT!?! Why didn't they tell us about that?
Zero: Because then you would want it
Ein: Well YEA!
Zero: You are erasing our memories right?
"Yea everyone but Me, Sonia, and Kyden"
Zero: Good
Leon: Wait why not Sonia and Kyden
"I want to have someone to laugh with when all this is over"
Jack: What
"What did you expect?"
Zero: He raises a good point
Kyden: uh girls… you still there?
Zero: They're still stunned
Fia: You think?
Kyden: Don't expect me to be sane… I've worked with Sam and Zero for years…
"Yea and If I was sane how could I come up with you guys?"
Leon: They raise excellent points
Origin: True
Kyden: See we've even got the Origin agreeing with us
Zero/Origin: Which is very hard to do
Sonia: Sam has that effect on people
"I think that's enough for everyone,"
Zero: you guys leaving?
Kyden: Yea… I'm worried that if I stay to long it might hurt my sanity…
All: Most likely
"Well here we go! –MEMORY ERASE- and –TRANSFER-!"
-with transfer everyone was teleported to their original locations-
Sonia: well lets head home
"Yea"
Kyden: Alright Sonia
-Kisses her-
Sonia: your so sweet
-hug-
Thank you all so much. It's been fun. Hopefully this will get you ready for my upcoming works as well.