A/N: OKAY, SO DON'T KILL ME KIDDIES. XD I dunno. This is 100 percent crack. Just imagine Harry... Ron... Hermione... Ginny... Draco... Blaise... in a MSN convo. I think it'd go something like this. Slash if you tilt your head to the left and squint, (HPDM still, haha!)
Try figuring out for yourself who's who. (:
the boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
okay, so who's in this convo?
chudley
cannons rulez says:
me
Hermione
says:
There's
a window to your right that tells you, Harry.
chudley
cannons rulez says:
how
the bloody hell do i work this thing
Hermione
says:
Ron..
are you having problems?
chudley
cannons rulez says:
shuttup
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
someone
invite ginny please?
Hermione
says:
Harry,
you shouldn't use such profanity in your name... It's offensive.
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
...
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six
older brothers... thanks, god. has been added to the
conversation.
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the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
hey
ginny
Hermione
says:
Ginny!
Help your brother figure out MSN!
six
older brothers... thanks, god.
says:
umm,
alright... Ron?
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Purity
stays in the Veins. has been
added to the conversation.
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chudley
cannons rulez says:
who
the hell is that??
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Hello,
idiots.
Hermione
says:
Who
is 'Purity stays in the Veins.'?
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
...
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Who
the fuck invited me in here?
six
older brothers... thanks, god.
says:
...
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
...
chudley
cannons rulez says:
...?
i dont get this guys...
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hotmale (at) has been added to
the conversation.
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the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
whoever's
inviting... please stop.
hotmale (at) hotmail says:
the fuck is this?
hotmale (at) hotmail says:
malfoy did you add me into another gay thing I SAID NO ALREADY GOD
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
No
need to call me God; I think I already know.
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
?!?!??!?!?!?
THE HELL? MALFOY? ZABINI?
Hermione
says:
Harry...
chudley
cannons rulez says:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????
six
older brothers... thanks, god.
says:
uuh...
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
I'M
FUCKING LEAVING
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
NOT
BEING IN THE SAME CONVO AS MALFOY
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
You
don't seem to have a problem sharing things this morning, Potter.
hotmale (at) hotmail
says:
ohhhhhhhh
pot headddddddd!! watz crackinnnnnn'?
chudley
cannons rulez says:
k
so basically everyone is magically... in
this box??
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
No,
you git, we're all typing from various different places in England
and the Internet connects it all together.
Hermionesays:
Exactly.
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Be
quiet, mudblood.
chudley
cannons rulez says:
mudblood??!??!?!?!??!?!?
you insulting mione??? i'll hex you down malfoy
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six
older brothers... thanks, god.
has left the conversation.
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the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
ginny!
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Hmm.
A tad senstive, perhaps?
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
you
fucking made ginny leave!
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Oh
no.
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
Git
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
I
don't know, you didn't seem to mind me this morning.
Hermione
says:
...Harry...
What are you doing with Malfoy...?
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
NOTHING
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
I
swear
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
nothing
at all!! god mione stop grilling me
Hermione
says:
Alright...
hotmale (at) hotmail says:
you
guys are kinda boring lol
hotmale (at) hotmail says:
m'thinks
porn is more interesting
hotmale (at) hotmail says:
see
ya crackas laterrrrrrr
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hotmale (at) has left the
conversation.
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Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
...Brilliant.
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
fuck
you malfoy
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
I
imagine you'll get the chance to.
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
!!!!!
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
go
to hell, seriously
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
No,
lol.
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Oh
and Potter, wonderful display picture, so original.
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
it's
a snitch malfoy I play quidditch. better than yours anyways
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Hmm,
really? Squint and take a look.
Hermione
says:
Is
that... Harry?
chudley
cannons rulez:
bloody
hell!!! mate wtf are you doing?!
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
...
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
...
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
where
the fuck did you get that?!??!??! do you stalk me or something
malfoy??!
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
No.
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
However,
it's easier not to walk around certain parts of Hogwarts naked, even
with your damned cloak on.
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Though
stalking you – it'd be interesting if I tried, since you are thick.
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
...git
chudley
cannons rulez:
WOAH
how did you do that man???? make the letters go all WEIRD
Hermione
says:
You
click the 'I' button, Ron.
chudley
cannons rulez:
woah
this is brilliant
chudley
cannons rulez:
thanks
mione!!
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Your
stupidity disgusts me, weasel.
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
--and
no, that was not a capitalization error, weasel isn't considered a
proper noun because he's too poor.
chudley
cannons rulez:
i
got more squiggly letters than you malfoy take that!!!
Hermione
says:
Alright...
I'm going to go catch up on reading... Still got to finish Volume 16
of Magical Artifacts and Priceless Posessions.
Bye everyone.
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Hermione has left the conversation.
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chudley
cannons rulez says:
oh
uh... i gtg... do something.. yeah.
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chudley
cannons rulez has left the conversation.
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Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Well,
that's rather awkward then, isn't it?
the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
take
that fucking picture out of your dp or i'll bite you
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Tonight?
It'll be my pleasure.
Purity
stays in the Veins. says:
Ta-ta,
Potter, must go write that wonderful Potions essay we received. I
imagine you've forgotten about it. See you tonight, regardless.
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Purity
stays in the Veins appears
offline.
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the
boy who isn't a fucking hero! says:
..fuck.