Disclaimer: I do not own D.N. Angel or any of its character. These are the sole property of Yukiru Sugisaki. I am only merely borrowing them for my own twisted ideas…

Warnings: yaoi ( this means boy x boy.), craziness, cross dressing and usage of major fluff situations.

Also, Krad is OOC in this fic (he's actually nice-GASP!) And well, I guess everyone else is a bit as well…. XD

And yes, there is some humor in this chappy! GASP!

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"This" is spoken words

This is thoughts

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Previously:

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"C'mon Dad, no way. You know how I am. Straight as a stick." Daisuke lied through his teeth, laughing again Yeah, as straight of a stick when you're making out with Dark… yep, straight as a rainbow stick... "She's…kind of on the tall side but I don't mind." Yeah I don't mind since "she's" a mind blowing kisser… "Unless, you have a problem with tall girls?" Only tall girls he'd have issues with would be, in reality, guys-and one in particular named Dark Mousey.

"No, no!" Kosuke laughed, looking relieved. "Well…I'm sorry for bothering you about your private life…I'll leave you to your homework…." And with that, he turned and left. Daisuke let out a breath he hadn't realized he had been holding.

"That was waaaay too close for comfort…" He mumbled to no one, returning to his work. It was almost unbelievable, to finally be with Dark but…

Soon, his parents would know. And that would be the end of the fairytale, no matter how much he wanted to stay with Dark….

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"Hmmn…odd. But I still don't know if I'm right, though Daisuke's behavior is really suspicious…" Kosuke sat on the edge of his bed running his fingers through his hair. "But…oh well, I'll find out tomorrow at any rate if my suspicions are correct…and if that happens well…Emiko and I will do what we had done eleven years ago…"

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Ruby Luster

Chapter 20: Thongs and Perverts Oh My!

"Well, that just answered my question of whether things turned out alright…" Satoshi mumbled as Daisuke greeted Dark cheerfully. Daisuke pulled out his lunch box he always brought to school and offered something form it on his own chopsticks. Dark leaned in, taking the entire piece of food and part of Daisuke's chopsticks into his mouth in the process. The red head giggled as Dark chewed and blinked.

"Satoshi, you want some?" Daisuke said out of the blue offering the box over to him. Satoshi politely declined, seeing as that half of it looked spicy…but boy did it smell good…

"Creepy Boy's a chicken…" Dark crowed, using a Western expression he had picked up from an American magazine. "Bwack, bwakc bwak bwak bwak bwwwwaaaack!!!"

Dark yelped the next moment as Satoshi calmly chucked a pair of chock sticks at his head.

"Hey! What was that for? Nooooot cool, Creepy Boy!"

"Quit calling me Creepy Boy, it's Satoshi to you Mousey." Satoshi wrinkled his nose, looking a bit longingly at Daisuke's food. It looked really, really good…

"Satoshi? You sure you don't want any?" Daisuke inquired. Dark smirked at Satoshi's indecisive expression. The bluenette paused then firmly shook his head. Dark snickered evilly.

"Looks like Creepy Boy can't make up his mind when his stomach seems to have already decided…"

"I said to quite calling me 'Creepy Boy' !"

Daisuke sweatdropped.

"Okay, okay…can we please not fight and just calm down?" He looked between the two glaring teens and laughed nervously. Nervously, he patted both their arms-Satoshi huffed and looked away, while Dark instantly brightened.

"Whatever…dunno when you started stick up for egotistical pervert model boy over here but alright…" Satoshi mumbled. Dark rolled his eyes.

"Since when was a stick shoved up your behind?" The model quipped, reaching for another piece of food in Daisuke's lunch box.

"Really guys, will you both just-"

"Did something happen yesterday that I'm not aware of?" Satoshi broke in. Daisuke had been reaching for some food with his chopsticks and had managed to spear mochi but froze.

"What do you mean, Creepy Boy?" Dark asked nonchalantly as the blue eyed boy threw him a withering glare that clearly said "I told you to quit calling me that!"

"Daisuke never shares his lunch with anyone else-except me." He growled the last part almost possessively.

"A-a-a-an-no…Satoshi you're really starting to…er, freak me out-"

"Possessive aren't we?" Dark raised an eyebrow and before Daisuke could protest, he pulled Daisuke to him and nuzzled his ear. "A little too late in coming on to my lover, Creepy Boy."

Satoshi choked.

"Lover??"

Dark smirked while his prize averted his eyes quickly, embarrassed. The red head was terrible at lying and Satoshi knew when he was or wasn't. The easiest way as all his friends knew, was to just look in his eyes and you could pick the lie as easily as you could see white on rice. Satoshi's jaw dropped.

"You two…?"

"Are going out?" It wasn't Dark who said the whispered words but Daisuke. "…Yes."

Satoshi thudded into the ground face first.

"Satoshi…are you okay?" Daisuke asked worriedly while the model beside him burst out laughing. Daisuke shot him a disapproving glare and rolled his eyes and Dark feigned hurt.

"Since…when was this?" He asked weakly, pulling his face from the ground. His glasses were slightly askew, but that didn't hinder the shocked expression that was still plastered on his face. Daisuke leaned a bit into Dark's chest as Dark's arms wrapped around him more obviously. It felt good, to finally feel safe…

"Yesterday." Daisuke smiled faintly, briefly glancing into Dark's eyes then back to Satoshi. "Satoshi…are you…you don't seem too happy…"

Satoshi sighed, putting down his food.

"No, no, I'm fine…it's just-you do know I'm watching out for you, right?" Daisuke smiled and nodded. "Hai, I understand, Satoshi but remember, it was Dark who had done so years before you knew me…does it bother you that I'm with Dark?"

He had struck home. Satoshi shifted uncomfortably now on the ground.

"What I think about your personal love life and who you choose shouldn't affect how you feel." He said carefully, glasses glinting briefly. "If you're happy then…why should I bother?"

Dark noticed the undertone and gently jumped in.

"But…even I can detect that underlying tone in your voice…and I know it's all because you don't want Daisuke getting mixed up with me if it runs the risk of him being as hurt as he was before." Satoshi tensed, eyes flickering. "I know I haven't the best of people to you, and I know Daisuke is as close to you as any brother would be, but…Satoshi, love does strange things to people. You saw that first hand with Krad. He changed….just for you. Because he loved you. My case is almost no different."

Satoshi popped the last bit of food in his mouth and looked down at his hands.

"You love Daisuke then?" Dark smiled gently at the tremor in Satoshi's voice. It was as if you think he was just hearing all this. But the bluenette knew his friend did, not that the feeling was or could be recuperated.

"Hai." Dark gently kissed the top of Daisuke's head and Daisuke laughed. "And it's mutual, after so many years…"

"Wait, you've been in love with him even then?"

Dark gave him an odd look.

"Yes…since then." But Dark was studying Satoshi oddly.

"Then why did he run away from you the day before he moved away?!"

Both models froze and Satoshi instantly realized he had said too much. Daisuke's eyes narrowed slightly.

"Satoshi…how would you have known that?" He asked slowly. "No one was there…except Dark and I under that tree when he said he loved me the first time around…"

Daisuke's best friend looked away.

"Well…I…I've seen you around before…I lived in the same area at the time with my father before….things got complicated and I moved to this prefecture. It just happened to be yours I guess. But the day before I heard you were moving, I kind of…saw you talking to Dark and I couldn't hear what he was saying but I saw the word 'aishteru' in there and you seemed to freak out. You ran, and I was confused, especially when I saw Dark's grief stricken face…" Satoshi raised his head and Daisuke couldn't tell what Satoshi felt about that with his face carefully masked. Maybe he didn't feel anything about it at all… "But as long as you take care of him, Dark, I'm okay with it."

Dark looked relieved.

"Well, arigato gozamasu, Satoshi…" the bluenette thumped face first into the ground again from pure shock. The older teen seemed highly amused, knowing that dropping the 'Creepy Boy' phrase would shock him. "I didn't know I had been spied on…" Satoshi promptly sat back up in a flash, but Dark was smiling in a teasing way and there was no mistaking the joking tone in his voice. "No, really, I'm glad…you might not be happy but at least you're respecting Daisuke's decision… and, well, it means a lot, you know?"

Satoshi nodded dully.

But accepting Dark as his friend's lover was the least of his worries now. He folded his hands neatly in his lap. Seeing this as a signal that he ended the conversation, the two new lovers absorbed themselves into one of their own. As the chatter reached his ears, he tuned out, mind wandering…

The calm before the storm…He thought sadly as he watched the two laughed at something he had apparently missed.

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"Oh, Dark, stop it!"

A short giggle followed by a pitiful attempt at a growl.

"But Dai-chan…" Breathy whispers blew past said boy's ear and made him shiver involuntarily. "You're…just…so...irresistible…"

A short silence. Then-

"D-dark!" There was a sharp intake of breath. "I said stop it…" But the impact of the words was dented by a small noise that trailed at the end. A deep low chuckle came at this.

"Hmmn…but your actions…." Daisuke gasped audibly. "are telling me other wise…"

Another pitiful attempt at a growl bubbled from the red head's throat.

"B-b-but…ano…a-ano…Dark I…"

A small smile crossed the model's face.

"Dai-chan, do you trust me?" There was a short pause at this, to which he seemed to get a satisfactory answer. "Good…then, please…I promise I won't hurt you…"

A small noise that couldn't be anything but a moan erupted.

"D-dark…you pervert!!" Daisuke slapped him soundly, blushing ten different shades of red. Ruby eyes glared at the rather amused Dark.

"What?" Dark inquired in feigned innocence. Daisuke plucked the roaming hands at his waist away with a great effort, trying in vain to hide himself.

From the other side of the folding screen, two twins were currently nose bleeding and coughing loudly.

"Will you two quit getting jiggy with it behind there?!" Risa snapped, trying to clear the blood from under her nose. Riku seemed to be having the identical problem. "We've got a schedule to follow and if you two don't quit teasing each other, we'll fall behind! Just stop molesting Niwa behind there!"

"G-gomenasai." Daisuke called out softly from his and Dark's end of the screen. Riku huffed and rolled her eyes, finally stopping the nosebleed. Dark snickered. Oh how fun it was to tease those twins…

Dark hugged Daisuke to his body and called out evilly "Oh, but Daisuke-kun here doesn't know how to put on a thong…"

Instantly, Daisuke's blush returned full force. He tried to squirm out of his lover's grip, but finding it to be unbearably iron hard. He contemplated what to say. If he said yes, then Dark would tease him about how he knew and why he was so naughty and if he said no, it would only be worse. It was a lose-lose situation.

"D-dark!!!" He screeched, finally fighting away, face still blushing its colorful display. "Y-you hentai!! Why did you even follow me behind here anyways!? Don't you change somewhere else???"

"No. Not anymore…" And Dark had recaptured his shorter red head against him, with every intention of 'helping' written on his face. Daisuke yelped as Dark's hands reached for his pants again. "D-DARK!!!"

Daisuke screamed, eyes half wild as nimble fingers began to unbutton his jeans. He opened and closed his mouth for a few seconds, trying to find some way to get Dark off of him without really letting on that they were going out then resolved to lean in and whisper furiously in his ear-

"Do you want the twins to find out about us??"

Dark's malicious grin was answer enough. Ruby eyes blazed with a feral rage but faltered and died instantly as two thumbs hooked into the waist of his boxers and began tugging downwards.

"D-Daark!!" He hissed, quickly covering Dark's eyes and shivering as cold air hit his now completely bare body. Dark smiled evilly as Daisuke quickly scrambled out of them and Daisuke was fervently glad that, at least, Dark could see how much that alone was exciting him. "Okay…now where is it?" He whispered angrily, still clamping his hand over Dark's amethyst eyes. He smirked.

"Oh, Dai-chan, you know I can't show you if I can't see…"

"Shut it. I know what's going though your twisted mind, Dark!" He took a deep breath. "Just tell me, I'll find them…"

Dark knew when he was defeated. With a sigh, he vaguely gestured to where he knew he let them lay. Daisuke glanced over and groaned for two reasons

A) They were so damn skimpy! There was no way in hell they would cover everything! Who even had the guts to make them wear something like that?! And

B) They were just out of his reach.

"You are really trying my patience, Dark.." Daisuke growled. There was no hope really. He had two options: let Dark see him in all his naked glory or pull him close to his body and scoot them both over so he could pick them up while Dark was still "blind".

That wasn't much of a difficult choice. But it certainly proved to be one rather embarrassing one.

"Hmmm…maybe I'd rather try something else…"

Ruby eyes widened for a split second. He didn't even register the fact that warm hands were trailing down his chest and reaching for rather private areas until-

"KYAAAA!!! BAKA NO DARK!!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME HENTAIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

The model smirked lightly, imagining his kawaii lover go a vibrant red-which wasn't far off as the real Daisuke was blushing severely.

"It's not my fault you've got that touch-me body…."

Daisuke was slowly edging them both a bit towards the abhorrent pieces of clothing. At least he couldn't mistake which pair was meant for him and which was for Dark. Though why they even bothered color coding it to match their hair colors was beyond him. But an image of himself in rainbow colored pair instantly made him gag. Oh yeah. It was a very good idea to keep it that way…color coding it, he meant. I mean, who in their right minds would parade around in rainbow colored thongs? That would be incredibly gay…

Daisuke snorted quietly to himself. Oh yeah, and like he and Dark weren't. But that definitely wasn't something that concerned him at the moment.

"I do not!" He shot back and swatted away the boldly requesting fingers. "You can't even see my body right now…"

Dark's mouth curled upwards in a very seductive, mischievous smirk which didn't bode well for safety's sake.

"Oh, But who says I won't…?"

Daisuke's hands finally brushed against them and which a triumphant cry, he picked one up without looking and tossed the other pair on Dark's head.

"Well, so much for seeing me butt naked!!" he crowed, attempting to tug them over uncooperative feet, ankles, legs. "Better luck next time!" And he whipped his hand free from amethyst eyes, completely…

Horrified.

Dark's all pervading leer and the casual twirl of skimp material between his fingers made Daisuke pale.

The material between his thin fingers…

Was fire red.

"Looking for these?" The model laughed evilly at Daisuke's blubbering form. Oh how he just loved the way he looked with nothing but that little form fitting thong that was in his colors of purple and black… "Picked the wrong one, didn't you?"

Daisuke instantly began jumping and groping for it as Dark teasingly held it far above his head.

"Dark!! Dark, you idiot!! Give that back! Why didn't you tell me???"

"But Dai-chan, how would I know?" He feigned mock hurt. "I was, after all, unable to see because you covered my eyes with your hand…but now…" The leer returned. "I just might get to see you naked after all…"

"Dark!!! NIWA!!!" It was Toto-chan. Both males eeped and whimpered slightly. How and when she had even came in was lost on them. "Would you two CUT IT OUT ALREADY AND DRAG YOUR THONG COVERED ASSES OUT HERE!!" (1)

"Scary!" Dark mumbled while in the meantime Daisuke was still trying to rip the thong from Dark's fingers. "Alright, Toto-chan!!" Dark yelled. "We'll be out in a sec!" He looked back to his boyfriend who had finally managed to pry it from his fingers. Daisuke clung to them, with an angry glint in his ruby orbs.

"Ha! Finally!" Daisuke smiled in furious triumph. "Now…since you thought it oh so amusing to rip my pants off me and put me though the embarrassment of trying to reach for these ridiculous…things…you call clothing…" His smile had turned a tad bit lecherous. "Let's see how you like it…"

It barely registered in Dark's mind the full implications of that before Daisuke's own smaller hands were moving quickly downwards to Dark's fly and button.

Far from being just as shocked as Daisuke was, Dark's eyes darkened considerably and he groaned quietly.

"I'd like it very, very much…" He whispered teasingly, not even bothering to protest as he felt his own tight fitting pants yanked from his body. At these words, the red head froze, staring up incredulously at the model. "Dai-koi…"

"You…Dark.." His speech, or complete use of it, was robbed form him by the small panting noises, the loving way he had said "Dai-koi" as something meant to be a sweet secret shared between just the two of them. Dark shook his head ever so slightly and sealed his lips gently over Daisuke's, making the smaller model go half limp from the sensations bursting forth from the gentle contact.

He steadied himself on Dark's shoulders for a brief minute before letting his hands trail down to Dark's…

Bare.

Waist.

With a startled gasp, he broke the kiss.

"Don't you even wear UNDERWEAR?!?!?!"

Dark smirked

Now really, where's the practicality in that?" He asked sensibly, as if not wearing underwear underneath any pants was the most sensible thing to do in the world. "Boxers and tight pants never mix, you should know that…"

Daisuke refused to look down.

"Never ever wear tight pants ever again…"

"You know you like it, Dai-koi…"

Toto-chan was far, far from amused.

"If you two don't get out here, I will DRAG you out!!!"

Needless to say, they were both out-with the proper colored thongs on.

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LOL!!!!

I couldn't help by cut the drama slightly with a dose of humor and perverseness…poor Dark. It seems that it'll take some time before Daisuke really warms up to him…

So yups, this chap was long in coming but it's here! Er…ehehe…hopefully it's long enough to keep my peoples happy…? –looks at readers nervously…-

(1) Oh wow…now that is scary for Toto-chan…I would be scared too if someone was yelling that in that tone…plus she's supposed to be the well, I dunno…the clam, mature one? Er, or rather, the bubbly, happy-go-lucky yaoi fan girl type.