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A/N: I was really bored one day, and decided to write something completely random and stupid. This is not to be taken seriously. No flames.

+The Most Random Story To Ever Grace FanFiction!+

By: xXx-Draco-Is-Sexy-xXx

On with the story!

Hermione: -Runs up to Harry and Ron- Oh no guys! We need to go on another impromtu adventure!

Harry: -Puts hands on cheeks- What happened?

Ron: -Blushes- If it's about the wrecked toilet on the fourth floor..

Hermione: -Cuts him off- No, Dumbledore's gone nutters! He needs our help!

Harry, Ron, Hermione: -All run into the Great Hall-

Dumbledore: -Is standing naked on a table with a carton of eggs- AHAHA! TAKE THAT SNAPE! -Throws egg and misses-

Draco: -Runs up to Hermione- Hermione! In light of all this happening, I have decided that I want you! So want me back!

Hermione: But, I want Ron!

Ron: Yeah, well I want Seamus! -Grabs Seamus-

Seamus: But I'm with Snape!

Hermione, Harry, Ron, Draco: ... Ew. -Shudder-

Snape: -Grabs Seamus- Lets go babe! I'm so turned on right now! -Points to barely noticeable one centemeter bulge-

Seamus, Snape: -Run out of the hall-

Hermione: ACK! -Gags-

Ron: -Cries- I've lost my one true love!

Harry: Cheer up mate!

Ron: I-I cant- -Is cut off by an egg thrown at his face-

Dumbledore: WOO HOO! 50 POINTS! -Dances-

Professor Trelawney: -In mystical voice- In the quarter moon, a mysterious male will enter the lives of three children..

Professor Sprout: -Slips on egg-

Ron: -Points and laughs- HA!

Dumbledore: OH BURN!

Professor McGonagall: YOUR MOM!

Dumbledore: MY DAD!

Professor McGonagall: -Cries- Too far man! -Runs away-

Everyone: ...

Harry: -Rubs body- Im! Too sexy for my shirt! Too sexy for my shirt! So sexy it hurts!

Ernie Macmillan: You know what this school needs?

Everyone: -Looks at Ernie-

Ernie: Fart Jokes! -Laughs-

Everyone: ...

Random in the crowd: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Ernie: -Dies-

Crowd: -Cheers-

Dumbledore: GROPING TIME! -Gropes Ernie-

Everyone: Riiiight. -Turns away-

Professor Snape: -From in the hallway- OHH BABY! YEAH! MAKE THAT SANDWICH!

Everyone: -Disturbed-

Professor Flitwick: WHO WANTS HOTDOGS!?

Everyone: YES! -Everyone scrables to get hotdogs-

Draco: -Grabs last Hotdog just as Ron tries to grab it- Haha Weasel!

Ron: -Pounces on Draco- Gimme the hotdog!

Draco: NO!

Dumbledore: -Still naked- FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Voldemort: -Appears out of nowhere- MUAHAHA! HOGWARTS IS MINE!

Ron: -Wins the hotdog, and takes a bite- Mmmm.

Voldemort: First, all mudbloods will - Is that a hotdog?!

Ron: -Nods-

Voldemort: MINE! -Grabs hotdog-

Ron: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Voldemort: HAHAHA! WHO HAS THE HOTDOG NOW?! -Goes to take a bite-

Ron: NOOOO!!! -Points wand- AVADA KEDAVRA! -Wand makes farting noise-

Voldemort: -Dies-

Dumbledore: VOLDIE'S DEAD! PARTY!

Everyone: WOOOOOOO!

And so, everyone partied, forgetting that there were eggs and dead bodies on the floor. Dumbledore spent the rest of the night naked, and Ron found another true love in Professor Sprout, who had also lost her first love, although it was to Seamus. Snape and Seamus returned an hour later both looking very disheveled, and refusing to reveal what had happened. Not that many wanted to know anyways. Cough-Crabbe-Cough. Draco convinced Hermione to want him, and they spent the night going at it like rabits, while Harry watched behind a curtain.

THE END!

A/N: Yes. Like it? Hate it? REVIEW! Just push the little button that says GO! You can do it! Bite his freakin head off! Sorry.