Just a little oneshot I wrote up a while back. Its in play-form because I was lazy. Enjoy!
April 16, 09 - Made things a little bit easier to understand. FFnet deleted the markers I used and I only now feel like putting markers back in.
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Author Our story takes place in the dining hall of Blood Pledge Castle. It is lunchtime on a gorgeous sunny day. Mother, Gunter, Gwendal, Murata, Conrad, and Greta are waiting on everyones favorite couple; Yuuri, and Wolfram!
Low murmurings can be heard throughout the dining hall. Suddenly, the door creaks open to reveal Yuuri and Wolfram in a heated conversation. All noise from the table stops.
Yuuri You're in denial, Wolfram. I am Greta's father, and you should be the mother.
Wolfram -blushes- I don't see why! You're the wimp! I should be her father!
Yuuri turned to face Wolfram with a playful smirk. He turned his head away, and chuckled secretively.
Wolfram -raising a fist- What's so funny!?
Yuuri -smirking- You're such an uke.
Wolfram takes a step back from shock, and his blush only gets worse.
Wolfram W-What!? -recovers himself, and grows angry- If anything, I'm the seme!!!
Yuuri somehow magics his way behind Wolfram and wraps his arms around him.
Yuuri -dramatically- I'm sorry, my love, but one of us is classified as the female in this relationship. It must be you! You're the one who wears that adorable pink night gown to bed!
He lets go, and clasps his hands together with sparkles in his eyes.
Yuuri -dramatically- How cute... The Scene To Launch One Million Adult Rated Fanfictions!!!!!
Conrad chokes on his drink, and Murata faints from a nosebleed.
Yuuri Maybe... His big brothers wanting to wish their gorgeous little brother a good night walks into the room, and finds Wolfram bathed in moonlight, and couldn't control his bodily desires!
Gwendal faints.
Yuuri -dramatically- But, of course I will be the main lead, and little Wolfie will be my toy.
Yuuri wraps one arm around Wolframs waist and uses his other to cup Wolframs chin, looking deep into his eyes.
Wolfram -snaps out of his ZOMG trance- Y-Y-You Pervert!!!!!
Yuuri -wraps his other arm around Wolfram as well and rubs his cheek against Wolframs- Only for you, Puppy-chan!
Gunter faints, Greta and mother squeal.
Yuuri -anime crying- I've been such a terrible future-husband (A/N - Yeah he has.) to you, Puppy-chan! Please forgive me, and my evil ways!!!
Wolfram O-Of course I will!
Yuuri stops crying and smiles brightly. He lets go of Wolfram, grabs his arm and drags him out of the dining hall towards an unknown destination. Then the remaining conscious hear...
Yuuri To The Bedroom!!!!! We DO have a 'Don't Disturb' sign, right?
Wolfram WHHAATTTTT!!!!!????
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Rofl! Hope you loved it! Review, and go check out my first oneshot in the Perverted series; 'Sakura the Perverted!' Bye Bye!