Darth Vader: Yo, what am I doin' here! 'Note: I HATE the word yo!'
Mario Bloopers: Special edition!
Scene 1
Qtion! 'Look at Mario bloopers 2, by me, to see why it's spelled wrong.'
Guy: Mishoiobdi!
Fat Weirdo: Huh huh, he he he!!!
Drunk guy: Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!
Opera guy: Laaaaaa!!!!
Another guy: Lololololo! 'Jumps out a window' WEEE!!
DK: Hoo-ha, he he! 'When translated: Die you bast----!' 'Pulls out a M240 and shoots.'
Fat Weirdo: Fdfgajagujgfegjdvhhjkmfjx! 'Dies'
Bowser: 'Claps his hands.'
Scene 2
Dtion!
Mario: Goomba. Squishy!
Goomba: Die! 'Pulls out a sword and kills the fat plumber.'
Mario: Beer! 'Dies.'
Scene 3
Btion!
Toad: We all live in a yella submarine, a yella submarine, a yella submarine!
Mario: Ok…
Bowser: War har har! I'm Gonna' Steal Peach!
Toad: We all live in a yella submarine, a yella submarine, a yella submarine!
Bowser: Huh huh! 'Faints'
Luigi: 'Jaw drops.'
Scene 4
Fine, Action…
My sister, Full Vanilla Nurse Ren, wrote this because I wanted her to write her own Action.
Bowser: Breaks into Princess Peach's castle.
Narrator: Everyone starts freaking out as usual. Mario and Luigi pop out of nowhere. Bowser looks around and grabs Princess Daisy who is a bystander glaring at Bowser.
Bowser: WAR HAR HAR!! I WILL EAT THIS GIRL FROM THE FEET UP!!
Princess Daisy: Put me down this instant!!
Luigi: Sighs. First of all you're capturing the wrong princess. Second of all this is not "Hyper Police" so you're not the alligator dude who tries to eat Natsuki's first and rude partner. Duh.
Mario: Bowser you just get stupider as we go along.
Bowser: Really? So I can't eat her?
Princess Daisy: You most certainly can not!!
Narrator: Bowser puts Princess Daisy down. Mario and Luigi defeat Bowser once more and everyone lives happily ever after.
Side Note: "Hyper Police" is a Japanese manga.
Scene 5
Xtion!
Blooper: Ain't I supposed to be the star?!?!?!
Mario: No. you're just a squid!
Blooper: M, m, mmm blah!
Mario: ewww! Die! 'Throws him off a cliff.'
Blooper: Whoa dude 'Note: I HATE the word dude!'
Scene 6
Htion!
Take 1 'Note: the song is a remake of the one in spongebob the movie'
Mario: What's up Luigi!
Luigi: Wanna dance?
Mario: Sure!
Luigi: 'Starts dancing.' I'm a chubby plumper!
Mario: Rock!
Luigi: Da do de du da, I'm say no way!
Mario: Do do ba, do do ba were all chubby plumbers!
Luigi: Rock!
Walwuigi: I'm gonna' have a heart attack!!!
Wario: 'Faints.'
Take 2
Luigi: Sing!
Mario: Right!
Luigi: Row, row, row your boat.
Mario: Gently down the stream.
Luigi: Merly, merly, merly, merly
Mario: Life's upon a scream
Luigi: YAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Take 3
Mario: Dance!
Luigi: Da da da da, da bob a be bi bu
Mario: Ya'll ready for dis'
Luigi: Yah.
Scene Finale
King boo: Oh my god! It's a gummy bear 3000!
E. Gadd: …
Solid snake: Th th that's all folks!
Luigi: what are you doing here!?!?