After breaking down the forth wall, and beating up a whole army of Mudkips, Seto Kaiba finally made it the real world. His first target was a small apartment, which was tucked into a corner. It seemed plain and abandoned in comparison of the units surrounding it with its chipped pain and lack of flowerpots. But Kaiba knew this had to be the home of one of the authors.
It was an anime thing.
Using his amazing skills of climbing up the fire escape and breaking into the window, he soon found himself in a pigsty. Raman cups and anime DVD covers scattered the floor as well as some questionable fan-made manga.
The only source of light came from the other side of the room, a rather large and expensive computer. And a rather chubby, middle-aged woman sat in front of it. Her hair was stringy and stuck up in the strangest directions. Her shirt was a size too large and was covered with dragons and wolves.
"Are you Pr3ttyKi77y?" Kaiba asked a little louder then necessary.
The woman spun around, shocked. And she literally threw herself at his feet. "Oh my god! Seto Kaiba is in my house! YES!"
Kaiba quickly kicked her off himself and took a step back. "Are you the one causing the chaos in my world?"
The woman shook her head. "I simply write stories my dear. I haven't taken a step out of this apartment unless it was to buy food or for a Anime Convention."
"Um… And for your job?"
The woman laughed. "I sell anime smut for that! Oh, and people just love to buy the issues with you as the main character. You with that Yugi muffin!"
Horrified, Kaiba proceeded to pull out a machine gun out of nowhere and shot the lady a couple hundred times. Then he dropped a grenade and jumped out the window dramatically. The entire left side of the building exploded.
"Well…" Kaiba stood up and brushed himself off. He took out the list and crossed out the first name. "One down… and that many to go. Damn."
Onwards to the next sterotype!