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Disclaimer Dude: This chapter is called 'Dancing Burritos'?!

Pony: Yep!

Disclaimer Dude: This chapter has absolutely NOTHING to do with dancing burritos!

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Disclaimer Dude: ... Okay... Pony doesn't own Poke'mon or any references...

Misadventures in Johto

Chapter Four: Dancing Burritos

Drew never imagined that May had such terrible table manners, but that did not matter to him. What bothered him was the amount of food that she was consuming.

"May, if you keep eating like that, you'll get fat," Drew warned(and rhymed) in the threatening voice of a health doctor(and a preschool teacher).

"Drew! That's not nice!" May scolded Drew in a very loud voice that almost made him shrink back in fear like a man being yelled at by his pregnant wife with raging hormones.

A Poke'mon family watched the demented food disposal in rage mode, then resumed their meal together. The Poke'mon family consisted of a papa Ursaring, a mama Ursaring, and a wee little baby Teddiursa in a highchair.

Waiter! the papa Ursaring called. Pedro approached their table, which was shaped like an army boot jump roping with a coffee mug.

"Is everything okay, Senor?" Pedro asked the distraught Ursaring.

No! Ursaring sobbed, My porridge is too cold!

"Senior, that is not porridge," Pedro said calmly and reassuringly to the papa Ursaring, "It is simply eh bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats in cold milk."

Papa Ursaring sniffled and he looked into Pedro's eyes, Really...?

"Si," Pedro nodded, "Really."

A smile appeared on Papa Ursaring's muzzle and his eyes welled up with tears of joy. He opened his powerful arms and embraced Pedro.

T-Thank you so much! Papa Ursaring cried happily, This is the happiest moment of my life!

Pedro sweat dropped, but smiled as Papa Ursaring released him from the bear hug. Papa Ursaring had a puzzled expression as he continued to stare at Pedro, whose sweat drop grew larger, "What is the matter, Senor?"

I'm confused, said Papa Ursaring.

What else is new? Mama Ursaring said out of nowhere and not wanting to be forgotten about by the readers.

Yes, dear," Papa Ursaring sweat dropped at his wife's comment before turning back to Pedro, I hope you don't mind me saying that your skin is very smooth! I thought Sharpedos have rough skin.

"They do, but not me!" Pedro proclaimed proudly, "Because I use lotion! Lots en' lots of lotion! I make my skin smooth so my customers won't get hurt from my Rough Skill ability."

Satisfied with the answer, Papa Ursaring smiled and turned his attention back to his family. Later, the Poke'mon family rewarded Pedro with a five-hundred dollar tip.

Drew eventually got May to calm down after injecting her with a handful of tranquilizers. He soon began to dread the pricey bill as Pedro was approaching.

"Do not worry about the check, my friend," Pedro smiled as Drew looked at him in confusion, "The first visit is free!"

Drew's eyes widened in surprise, "Really?"

"Si," Pedro replied, " Really."

"Wow, thanks!" Drew looked back at May, who was completely zoned out. He pulled her out of the seat and dragged her back to the Poke'mon Center, which had miraculously gained a second story, "Things just keep getting weirder."

"Helloooo, Drew!" sang an annoying high-pitched voice that sent shivers down Drew's spine. Drew automatically knew that it was Harley and he tried to ignore the purple-haired fiend of doom.

A scowl appeared on Harley's face as the young boy he was addressing ignored him, "That's an awfully rude way to greet a friend!"

"We're not friends," Drew stated, still not facing Harley, "Now get off of May."

Harley looked down and he saw that he had been standing on May's unconscious body, "Oh, dear! I'm so sorry!" Harley faked good-nature and hopped off of May, but internally grinned evilly in satisfaction for getting to step on his enemy.

"Yeah, right," Drew wasn't giving in to Harley's feign.

By now Harley was having gruesome images of Drew's demise. He looked at May and pretended to be worried about her, "What has happened to poor little May? Is she gonna be all right?"

"She'll be fine once the tranquilizer wears off," Drew said sternly and he dragged May inside the Poke'mon Center with Harley wondering what he would be doing with tranquilizer.

I'll get you someday, Drew! And your little May too! Muahahahahahahahaha!, Harley laughed evilly in his head while lightning flashed behind him even though it was a sunny day.

The lightning suddenly disappeared when Harley noticed the second story on the Poke'mon Center, "Now how did that get there?"

"It was built, duh," came a female voice that sounded like the chorus of a thousand angels in Harley's ears.

Harley turned around and there she was... the woman born and raised in the deserts of a foreign world of royalty. He stared at her adoringly. She stared at him in irritation.

"Well? Aren't you going to say something or just stand there with that ridiculous look on your face?" she asked Harley rudely.

I must make a good first impression!, thought the lovesick fruit loop, Time to put on the Harley charm!

"Oh my gosh!" Harley exclaimed, making Tabari jumped back in fright, "Your hair is so beautiful!"

Tabari grinned smugly, "Well, it's about time someone noticed how beautiful my hair is."

"You mean no one has noticed?" Harley gasped, "I simply cannot imagine!"

"Ridiculous isn't it?"

"It is! Shame on those who didn't notice!" Harley decide to comment on her other features, "Your outfit is so stylish! My eyes finally get refreshment from all these other fashion rejects!" Harley recieved a few angry glares from people passing by, but he didn't notice.

"Really? You don't think this outfit makes my butt look big?" Tabari asked as she modeled off her rear end for Harley to see.

"Absolutely not!" Harley replied, still staring at her butt, "It looks sliming on you! I bet you are even slim without it!"

Harley's eyes widened in horror when he realized the last part he said might have been offensive. He mentally beat himself up, I blew it! I blew it! I blew it!

"Not that I would want to see you without your outfit because that would be inappropriate!"

"Yes. Now allow me to introduce myself. I am Tabari Rih Bint Ishtar Adeed."

Thank goodness! I didn't blow it! I didn't blow it! I still have a chance!, Harley grabbed Tabari's hands and he leaned into her, "A wonderful name worthy to be the name of a goddess!"

Tabari donned another smug grin.

"You don't happen to be related to Sheik Ali Rih Bint Ishtar Adeed, would you?" Harley asked knowingly.

"Indeed. I am his granddaughter," Tabari's smug smile turned into a regular happy smile, "It's about time I meet someone around here who has heard of him."

"Of course! I happen to know that he's the richest and most powerful man in the world of Poke'mon breeding!" Harley informed his 'knowledge' of Tabari's heritage.

"You said it just as I would have... Have you been spying on me?" the young princess grinned in pure mischief.

Harley began sweating nervously, "Uhhh... no?"

"I was fooling, ...," Tabari hesitated, "I haven't caught your name."

"How rude of me!" Harley gushed, "My name is Harley!"

"Well, Harley. I'm sure we shall get along well!"

"So do I...," Harley said in pure adoration.