DBF: My first DMC fic. This is actually just a oneshot. I hope ya'll enjoy this.

Yamato and Rebellion clashed in fierce battle. Sparks flew randomly in the air.

"Just give up! You're never gonna win!" Dante said as he brought Rebellion back. Vergil just laughed.

"I don't think so little bro. There's no way i'm gonna back down! Not on this occasion" Vergil brought Yamato up in the air. Then the blade came crashing down. Dante looked up and saw the blade. He moved out of the way just as it would've swiped off the features of his face. Dante swung Rebellion towards Vergil. Vergil jumped back. Rebellion came within inches of hitting him.

"You're getting good bro. But not good enough!" Vergil said in a cold hard voice that echoed through the room.

"Ha! You're the one whos not good enough!" Dante said as he ran towards Vergil dragging his blade across the ground. He screamed as he brought up the blade. Vergil did an aerial somarsault and jumped over Dante. He landed with his back to his younger brother. He grinned evily as he turned around. What he saw next didn't surprise him. Dante had exchanged his blade for his trusty guns Ebony and Ivory. He shot the two guns. Vergil just spun his blade rapidly in circles sending the bullets back at Dante. The younger of the twins ducked and spun out of the way of the on coming bullets.

"You know very well that trick doesn't work with me anymore!" Dante said as he pointed his guns at his older brother again. Vergil smirked as he stabbed his blade into the ground.

"Fine then. We'll do it your way"

Dante smirked as well as he threw Ebony to Vergil. Vergil caught the gun like a pro. The twins then yelled out their battle cries as they ran towards each other. They stopped in front of one another with guns pointed to their heads. Ebony to Dante, and Ivory to Vergil. They both growled fiercly at one another.

Just then their father, Sparda, walked into the kitchen. He saw the damaged floor.

"Dammit boys! How many times do I have to tell you NO FIGHTING IN THE HOUSE!!!! Next time this floor gets damaged you're paying for it!"

"He was talking to you Vergil"

"Shut it Dante!" He pressed the gun harder to his brothers forehead. Sweat was dripping down their faces.

Sparda took the last slice of pizza and took a bite. Both boys looked at him from the corner of their eyes at their father. The guns immediately dropped to the ground, scratching it in the process. An anger vein sprouted upon Sparda's head. The twins slowly looked at the demon king as he polished off the slice of pizza. Both boys dropped to their knees flinging their arms in the air reaching towards the heavens.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed. "WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sparda raised an eyebrow and got another pizza from the freezer. He waved it in front of their faces. Dante immediately grew wide eyed and grabbed the pizza.

"MMMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL MMMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He cried as he ran away with it.

"GET BACK HERE WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vergil said as he shot Ebony at Dante. Dante dodged every single bullet.

Sparda shook his head.

"Oh Verrrrrrrgggggiiilllllll" he spoke in a rather calm manner.

Vergil stopped chasing and shooting and turned towards his father.

The demon king was holding another pizza. Vergil raced towards his father and grabbed the pizza.

"MINE!!!!" he said hugging it protectively.

Just then Eva came in.

Sparda glanced lovingly at his wife.

"Our boys are so easily amused."

Eva laughed.

"Yeah, I can see that!"

DBF: Hope you enjoyed it! I had fun writing it! Please pretty please review!