"You act like its not two in the morning."

Kyo looked up from his cross-legged position on the porch. A green tennis ball rolled to a stop in front of him. He threw the ball again against the porch post a few feet in front him. It hit the hardwood with the same thunk and bounced back to him with the same thwip that had been reverberating through the Sohma household since eleven.

"You act like its NOT TWO IN THE MORNING."

Thunk. Thwip. Thunk. Thwip. Thunk… Uotani caught the errant tennis ball in one hand. She threw it coolly up into the air and caught it in the same one. Kyo turned to look at Tohru's house guest. The ex-Yankee had come earlier that day, claiming that she needed a place to crash for a little while and that she wouldn't be any trouble or annoyance. But now, standing in the doorway, wearing boxers and a guy's button down shirt, she was truly getting on Kyo Sohma's nerves.

"You act like its not…"

"You act like repeating yourself makes you have a point."

"You act like being polite to only one person on the face of the planet makes you courteous."

"You act like being rude makes you seem tougher."

"You act like being dumb gives you an excuse to act like an idiot."

"You act like being a bitch doesn't hid the fact that your just a …"Thunk "What the fuck!" The tennis ball bounced off Kyo's head and rolled towards Uo, who stopped it with her foot.

"You act like swearing loudly makes your dick bigger."

The door slide shut behind him, rattling on its tracks. Kyo sighed and picked up the tennis ball. She'd could have the last laugh if she really wanted to. Thunk. Thwip…