The Zinger

Conrad Ecklie was furious. The entire Grave Shift was still waiting around the Table .

" What's Going on here! " he shouted " We've got a Hanging in Henderson, a slaying in Seven Hills and an impaling on Industrial! What's happening- why is everyone still here? "

He looked round the room . There was little sign of movement. He spotted the A/V technician, Archie.

" What are you doing here, Archie? " said Ecklie

" Strictly speaking , reaching out to the Asian demographic and a fair few Trekkies I imagine! " Archie replied

" Yee-hah , You tell 'em , Pardner " Nick laughed.

" Can it , Shampoo Boy " said Ecklie , hurtfully.

" Catherine ? " appealed Ecklie

" I'm here as the yummy mummy and as a focus for career women" she replied

" Ahh , where's Grissom? " Ecklie was losing the plot

" Ah'll get him " said Warrick

" Nah , That would take too long the way you walk " opined Ecklie .

Just then the phone rang. Ecklie answered

" This is Jim Brass and I'm freezing my Butt off on location . This is costing an arm and a leg – literally! Where's Bil- I mean where's Grissom "

Grissom walked in .

" Thank Heavens " said Ecklie " I thought we would have to set up a Manhunt! "

" Have you got it then? " said Catherine

Ecklie looked puzzled . Grissom put him out of his misery

" According to LVPD Rule 178 no case can commence until the Shift Supervisor has gotten off a zingy one liner ! " replied Grissom " Usually they come to me as if in a Dream. This week I just got Blocked"

Ecklie looked fit to Bust. Grissom fixed an insouciant smile and said

" For a Tall man , he was short on luck "

Nada. No music

" The fat man sung out of tune"

Zippo.

" Hey Guys, Look at the amount of Bullet Holes in this one! "

Success!

" Ah one , two , three , four

Whoooo are you………"