: I don't own One Piece.. If I did Sanji wouldn't wear a shirt.. Ever! -

: Please don't get mad if there is OC-ness. I am not these people. ;)

: Okay, Now drops a white flag BEGIN!!

Memir was walking down the crowded street, eyes scanning for anyone that was stupid enough to keep their berries in plain view. "Hmmmmm... It looks like people are trying to make things hard for me today." She muttered to herself. Things were hard especially after being banned from the market place, because the merchants thought she was too shady a character, stealing for a living had become much more difficult.

She sighed to herself, "Maybe I should just give up for today." Just as she was turning to head home a glint of gold caught her eyes. She faced the direction of the gold and saw a young man counting his berries in the middle of the street.

Must be taking his special someone to a special somewhere.' She thought airily. "Time for some good old fashion pick pocketing." She whispered happily to herself; this ment that today wouldn't be a total bust.

She put her hands behind her head casually and walked up to the boy. "Hello!"

"Huh? Oh, hello." He said shyly as he put his berries back on his belt. "Ummmm, can I help you miss?"

"Hu- Oh yeah, silly me, just standin' around like a dork. I ment to ask you for directions to old man Kazusas." She smiled broadly. The boy was caught off guard. 'Works every time. Just give 'um a little charm.' She thought smugly to herself.

"W-well actually I-I was about-"

"Oh that's okay," Memir said as she hung her head and arms in depression,"I'll try to find it on my own."

"W-wait that's not what I ment!" he was nervous when she started to sulk away.

"

Really?!" she yelped in false glee as she spun back toward him. She did so quickly, and snatched his wallet at the same time. She set it in her pocket, which was large just for these occasions, in one swift movement.

"Uh yeah its down the street from here first house on the second right." Memir nodded her head and ran off in the direction the boy had told her.

'That was way easier than I thought it would be.' She looked at her prize for the day. "Hmmmmm... Only a thousand berries eh? Still not enough. Shit! I knew it was too easy."

: End of chapter 1!!! U likie? U all promise to review right? Please and thankie!!