Title: 50 things Sheppard thinks about during a meeting

Author: Jammeke

50 things Sheppard things about during a meeting

1. Okay, here we go. Put up a neutral face and pretend you're listening.

2. That shirt looks cool on Elizabe- don't go there!

3. All right, would someone please get Rodney out of here? Shall I volunteer doing so?

4. Oh... is it my turn to say something? Quit staring, guys...

5. Hey, where's Ronon?

6. Hm, my chair cracks.

7. Sweet lord, I need to get out of here…

8. Okay, my turn. Just say you agree with- McKay! Or Elizabeth… um… McKay!

9. Crap, wrong choice!

10. I wonder what we have for lunch...

11. Ah, there's Ronon. Wait a minute, has he been there all along?

12. Is my hair still upright? Would it be possible to see my reflection in my glass?

13. I agree with Ronon. Yes, hm… I do. If he was talking about our last mission, that is.

14. Ah, Teyla is speaking. This should take a while. Maybe this is my chance to… crap, my glass is just out of reach… Move a little to the left so that you can- Damn, Rodney's watching.

15. I have to pee...

TBC...