Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Otherwise I would make this fic a Manga!

Well… This idea came up to me while on a forum… The title was 'Fic for adoption'. lol So, here's the new member of the family!

Story: One question, though…

What?

Story: Who's my mom?

Uhm… My hands, I suppose…

Story: …

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Story: …

… I know. That sounded reeeeeeeeeeeeeally wrong. Well, enjoy!

P.S.: Thank Alpha T Sigma for seeing this story here so early//// She can be veeeery persuasive...

Get low Naruto!

Chapter1: Departure, arrival and first day

"AWCDLWTF?!"

This was the first reaction of Naruto after hearing the initials of whatever Tsunade was proposing to the group that had gathered together in her office. And on so short notice, too.

"Sigh… A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It's the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation." Replied the Hokage. This time she didn't yell at Naruto, because everyone in the room had a confused look on their faces. "It's at the same time a vacation and a competition. It's an agreement we came to recently. You see, after Team7 famous mission in the wave country, said country began to rebuilt their economical well-being. And this led an increment of tourism. So much… That the villages have decided to rent for a whole month the bigger and most beautiful of the minor islands of that country."

Explained that, all became clearer. Many mixed reactions. Who was excited, who bored, who blushed thinking about swimming suits… But one curious reaction was Naruto's one. The blonde was worried. Really worried. He was sweating.

"Well, of course there are a few rules. Number one: you're not allowed to wear your forehead protectors. That because fights will not be permitted. It's a vacation, and as such, no fights. Just games where you can humiliate other opponents. Understood?" The whole group nodded, minus Naruto. He swallowed. "Number two… Enjoy yourselves! Have fun! Any questions?" Surprisingly, Naruto immediately raised his hand. "Yes, Naruto?"

"T-Tsunade-sama…"

"IMPOSTOR! WHERE IS THE REAL NARUTO?!" This was screamed by everyone in the room. Naruto sweatdropped.

"B-Baa-chan… Are there any… Restrictions on the swimming suits?" This was a strange question, coming from Naruto.

"No. You can wear anything you like…" She said. Naruto sighed in relief. "Anymore questions? Good. The appointment is tomorrow morning, at 8 o clock. Dismissed." Every one left the room. Everyone had to pack up. And Naruto was meditating about the Henge plan to get in a shop and buy some board-shorts.

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The following morning…

"You're all here? Good thing."

Every ninja was now in casual, and everyone had, as promised, left their forehead protectors at home. Neji, to hide his caged bird seal, opted for a white headband.

"Good. Now, as a surprise… We will not be travelling by feet." Said Tsunade. Shikamaru inarched an eyebrow.

"Hokage-sama, not that the thing bothers me… But we would go faster by ourselves, right?"

"Yes, but as I explained, Shikamaru, during this vacation we will act as normal civilians. So, we will ride by bus." After saying this, said Bus arrived. A big, red bus. And a voice echoed in the air from it.

"GOOD MORNING, YOUTHFUL TEENS! JOIN THE RIDE ON THIS YOUTHFUL BUS! I, GAI MAITO, WILL TAKE YOU TO DESTINATION WITH ALL THE POWER AND KNOWLEDGE LENT TO ME BY YOUTHFULNESS!"

"Yosh! Go, Gai-sensei!" Guess who…

In the meanwhile, the other Jounins, as in Shizune, Anko, Kakashi, Asuma and Kurenai, approached the Hokage.

"You let HIM drive the bus?!" They whispered collectively.

"He was the only one with a driving licence…" The jounins sweatdropped. "And after all, what's the most annoying thing that can happen? Annoying us with the mic? We'll just cut the cable…"

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There's a legend, in Konoha. The legend is that every Hokage makes one big mistake in his/her life. For example, the third made a mistake while judging Orochimaru. The fourth made a mistake when he believed that the village would have seen Naruto as a hero. Tsunade made a mistake when she had nominated Gai as the driver. The idiot had gone off the normal road. The bus made so many bumps, jumps and strange movements that everyone on the bus was now green. Gai and Lee included. And that led to the thinking that they were somewhat masochist.

"Gai…" Tsunade, with the will of fire, managed to approach the driver. "Get… This thing… Back… On the normal road."

"But… Tsunade-sama… This is… A fantastic opportunity… To train… Our youthful stomachs…" He replied. And suddenly, an enormous killer intent spread trough the bus.

"TOO BAD THAT YOUR UNYOUTHFUL DRIVING IS UPSETTING OUR YOUTHFUL STOMACHS SO MUCH THAT WE'RE ABOUT TO PUKE OUR YOUTHFUL BREAKFASTS! TAKE THIS YOUTHFUL BUS ON THE NORMAL ROAD YOUTHFULLY RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO UNYOUTHFULLY RIP OFF YOUR ALREADY UNYOUTHFUL MANHOOD!"

Gai pulled the brake. Hard. Every man in the bus cringed at the mental images. On Kiba, it had the effect of making him finally losing his breakfast. The only male unaffected was Sai, who turned along with the other women in the bus towards the source of the sudden outburst.

"… Hinata?"

"…"

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After Hinata's outburst, Gai was persuaded to go back on the normal road. But of course, it still had to be done Maito-style. So, he did the entire trip in reverse. How did he manage to not destroy everything at his passage was a mystery.

"Ah, here. We are. Look, guys! This is my bridge!"

Indeed it was. The name was 'The great Naruto bridge'. Kiba cursed and paid Shino 20 bucks. He had bet that Naruto was lying. After passing on the bridge, they took the way towards the docks.

"Ok! Here are the docks! Gai, you can stop!" Said Tsunade. Too bad that Gai was too occupied with singing.

"WE ARE, WE ARE! THE YOUTH OF THE NAAAATIOOOON…"

"… Gai, stop." They had entered one of the docks.

"WE ARE, WE ARE! THE YOUTH OF THE NAAAAATIOOON…"

"… Gai…" The dock was ending.

"WE ARE THE YOUTH OF THE NATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!/GAI-SENSEEEEEEEEEEI/THICK-BROWS SENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI!" This was shouted by every living being in the bus. Gai pulled the brake just in time. A good quarter of the bus was out of the dock.

"YOU PSYCHO! IF I EVER FIND THE IDIOT WHO GAVE YOU THE DRIVING LICENCE?! I'LL BEAT HIM TO A BLOODY PULP!" This was Kakashi. Come on, he can snap too.

"Ahahah! Don't worry, my rival!" Gai opened the driver's door. "As you can see, everything went just FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

SPLASH!

"… Who votes for leaving him there for a while?" Asked the Hokage. A lot of people raised their hands, apart those who didn't give a damn and Lee, of course.

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After the difficult task of retrieving the luggage with the bus still parked in that position, the group from Konoha boarded the ship that would take them to the island.

"Ok, guys. A bit of info. The island where we're about to land is named Kokolint." Began to read Kakashi out loud.

I've heard it somewhere… Thought Kiba. But he shrugged it off and kept on playing with his old Game Boy.

"It's a real beach resort. We will stay in an hotel, and there are pools and various attractions, beach apart. At the same time, there's a beautiful wild side to explore. Don't go around ruining anything, ok?" Everyone nodded, minus Kiba, who cursed because he didn't understand what the damn owl meant. "Now, remember especially that fights are not allowed. The usage of jutsus will be permitted just during certain events. So, don't attack anyone. I say this because there will be people from the sound as well."

Hearing this, certain people immediately tensed. Particularly, Naruto and Sakura.

Sasuke-kun will be there…

Sasuke…

"Now, turn around and witness the beauty of Kokolint island during the sunset." When Kakashi said this, everyone turned around. Man, was he right. The island really was beautiful. A great mix between technology and nature. But…

"Kakashi-sensei, why is the top of the mountain shaped as an egg?" Asked Naruto.

"Oh, it's because there's another island with the same name as this… Well, it is said to be. And it is said that on that island there was the egg of a mythical creature."

"An incredible bad taste…" Commented Ino, shaking her head.

"DAMN IT! WHERE IS THAT FAKING BOW?!"

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"Welcome to Hotel Marin. Just a minute and we'll retrieve the keys for your rooms." The hotel could be described with one word: luxury. Every shinobi took his/her time to take in the surroundings while listening to the relaxing exotic music playing in the background.

"WOOOW! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE ROOMS!" Exclaimed Ino. She voiced the thoughts of a good part of the group.

"Ok, guys. You will occupy the rooms in groups of people…"

"Asuma, put out the cigarette." Kurenai smacked the back of the Jounin's head.

"Right, sorry…" He continued, rubbing the back of his head. "As I was saying, you will be staying in groups. Here's the list."

Asuma unrolled a long scroll. The shinobis began to read.

Room 69

Tsunade, Shizune, Anko, Kurenai

Room 71

Gai, Kakashi, Asuma, Yamato

Room 123

Naruto, Neji, Lee, Sai

Room 158

Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Shino

Room 180

TenTen, Ino, Sakura, Hinata

"…" Naruto approached Neji. "Night eyebrows raid?" He whispered.

"Night eyebrows raid." Neji whispered back.

"Kakashi-sensei, is Yamato-taichou going to come as well?" Asked Sakura.

"In two days. He had to retrieve some guests along the road." Replied Kakashi, while reading his book. He, of course, giggled. Incredible thing, even if wearing civilian clothes, he was still wearing his black piece of clothing that covered the low part of his face.

"Hmph. Look what we have here. A bunch of losers."

"!"

Everyone turned around. And there they were… Orochimaru, Sasuke and Kabuto. The first one wearing his usual clothes. Sasuke was wearing a white t-shirt, a blue pair of shorts and sandals. Kabuto… An hawaian shirt, a white pair of shorts and non-ninja sandals. And he was drinking what looked like a tequila. With the worm.

"And we'll have to stay near them for a whole month? Sigh… I hope to not get infected." Said Sasuke.

"Bastard! How dare you…" Choji was about to jump at his throat, but Sasuke raised a hand.

"Ah-Ah. Sorry, but remember… Fights are not allowed here, fatty."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Lee and Shikamaru stopped Choji just in time. A lot of people were glaring at Sasuke. Sakura… Was observing him with a disheartened face.

"Eheheh… So, even if I taunt you, you can't do anything about it…" Said that, Sasuke took the key for his room and was about to walk away. But Kakashi had something else. Time for a little payback, Sasuke.

"Guys… I forgot to tell you. Fight are not allowed as in 'ninja fights'. Fights that comprehend jutsus." All the leaf males turned towards the Cyclops and Sasuke stopped his walking. "Fights as in 'beating him to a bloody pulp' are allowed. Just don't use chakra."

"…"

Sasuke swallowed. He suddenly felt something like impeding doom. And then he heard eight knuckles being cracked at the same time.

"CHARGE!!!" The background music changed to the William Tell overture while the leaf nins assaulted Sasuke. All this under the gazes of Orochimaru and Kabuto.

"Should we help him, Orochimaru-sama?" Said Kabuto, taking another sip of his worm tequila immediately after.

"As much as we should… I found this extremely entertaining." Commented Orochimaru.

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"Wow. Four beds and we still have space." This was the first comment made by Sakura after pulling up her covers. The room was really spacious, and as luxurious as the atrium.

"Yeah… And I can't wait for tomorrow morning for showing my swimming suits around!" Said Ino.

"Eh. And I bet that Kiba can't wait as well. Because he wasn't to see a bit more of Hinata's D-cup." Said TenTen. While Ino and Sakura giggled, the shy Hyuuga heiress blushed and raised a bit more her covers over his face. "By the way… Sasuke is here."

"I couldn't care less. That bastard lost every opportunity he had with me the moment he defected Konoha and made Choji almost lose his life because he wanted to bring him back. He can burn in hell for all I care." Said Ino, stoic. Sakura lowered her gaze. "But it's not Sakura's case. She was… And still is in love with Sasuke."

"… Is that true, Sakura?" Asked TenTen.

"… I don't know… Probably." She replied. The other two girls just sighed and let their heads fall on the cushions.

"Love isn't something that you can command…" Commented Tenten.

"Yep. Otherwise Naruto would have left Sakura alone a loooooooooooooong time ago, after all those punches and beatings he got from forehead girl…"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"WANNA FIGHT!"

"YEAH! PILLOW FIGHT!" Said Hinata. Yes. Hinata. And before any of the other girls could ask her anything she jumped towards Sakura and pillow-smashed Sakura.

Inner Hinata: TAKE THAT, BITCH! THIS IS FOR NARUTO!

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"I don't believe my own eyes…"

"Neither I. And I'm a Hyuuga, man."

"Curious."

Naruto and Neji were holding two pairs of tweezers… Completely destroyed. It seems that while Lee was just human, his eyebrows were somewhat Kryptonian, it seemed.

"Uhm… BAH! Let's get some sleep! We'll try again tomorrow. With scissors, this time." Said Naruto, somersaulting his bed.

"By the way, Naruto…" Began Sai. Naruto turned towards him. "I'm curious. Why did you ask Tsunade-sama that question about swimming suits?"

"…" At this, Naruto immediately tensed up, and swallowed. He turned towards Neji and Sai. Neji was curious too. "Let's say that… For certain motives… I can wear just broad-shorts."

"… Why?"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

"! NEJI! DON'T TELL ME YOU USED THE BYAKUGAN!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

"STOP YELLING! AND DON'T TELL THIS TO ANYONE!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

"STOP YELLING!"

"OH MY FUCKING CO… EHM, GOD!"

"?" Sai was clueless to what was happening. Neji had his eyes almost completely bulged out, and Naruto was as read as a tomato. But after all, it was something that he already knew. He and Naruto had taken a bath in the same hot spring, after all.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

"NEEEJI!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

"YEAH! MY YOUTHFUL FUCKING GOD!"

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW HE'S SLEEP-TALKING!"

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The following morning… Beach time! The Jounins and the Hokage accompanied their students to the beach for that morning, to teach them the road. The beach was enormous. Golden sand. Transparent water. Lots of people, music…

Soundtrack: La paranza-Daniele Silvestri (Download it! It's really fitting, for a beach scene!)

"Woooow! Finally!" Exclaimed Kiba. "Come on, Akamaru! I race you to the water!"

"Woff!" The two were away, entering the water with a loud splash.

"Before you go and have fun, I want to remind you today's events and contests. Well, today there is just one contest. The Volleyball Bunshin Match." Exclaimed Kurenai.

Bunshin? Oh-oh… This could be interesting… Thought Naruto. If it involved bunshins, he was THE MAN.

"It will be a small tournament of Volleyball, with slightly different rules. You can enter the game by talking with that man near the DJ, there." Saying that, Naruto turned in the direction… Man, was he strange. He was wearing an hawaian shirts, no sandals, a pair of brown, ripped shorts… And he had an enormous beard and an enormous amount of long, dirty hair. Both of a dark blonde. "The name's… Mah. I don't know."

"Hey, Kiba brought some videogames too, right?" Asked Choji.

"Yeah… Troublesome but thoughtful of him. He brought Metal Slug X as well." Answered Shikamaru.

"Ok, guys. Dismissed. Report… At the end of the month! Have fun!" Said that, Tsunade was away along with the other females to the changing rooms.

"Good! My youthful rival, how about a race?! Me, you, and the sea!" Said Gai.

"Maybe later, Gai. I just had breakfast, you know… It would be bad for my health." And on top of that, I'm here to relax. Hell will freeze before I let this vacation let ruined by you…

"Sakura-chan, want to accompany me? I want to ask about this Bunshin volleyball thi… Uh?" The girls were around no more.

"Sorry, Naruto. The girls are already gone. Neji and the others went to search a good spot where to stay. I'll accompany you, if you want." Commented Sai. Naruto sweatdropped.

"Ok… Come with me."

Naruto and Sai approached the man. He was muttering something under his breath.

"Rocket launcher… He-Heavy machine gun…"

"Ehm, excuse me…"

"YES?!" Naruto sweatdropped some more. What a weirdo…

"I wanted to know… About the Volleyball Bunshin…" He asked. The man nodded.

"Of course, of course. The rules are really simple. You see, you play as in a normal volleyball match. However, the point is not to make points, here, but to destroy your opponent's Bunshins using the ball. You can use up to five bunshins, and you must play with them."

"Uhmmmm… Okay! Sign me in! Uzumaki Naruto!"

"SIGN UP BY YOURSELF! THERE'S THE PAPER! HERE'S THE PEN! Just write your name… MISSION 1! COMPLETE!" He shouted. Naruto sweatdropped one more time, this time aided by Sai.

"Uhm… Ok. Here?" Naruto grabbed the pen and wrote his name on the paper. "Good. The match is at 11 o clock, right? I'll be there!"

Said that, Naruto and Sai went away. Prisoner went back to his muttering… For a few seconds. He noticed that another person had approached the paper. A girl, this time. But he went back to his muttering. This one already knew how to play, it seemed.

"Hmph… And who's this Uzumaki Naruto? Probably some ugly loser…" She wrote her name on the paper. "Ah! As if anyone could beat Mitsuwa Kyoko! Ohohoh!"

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"Are you done, Anko?" Asked Kurenai from the outside of the changing room. The Jounin Kunoichis were changing. Kurenai had opted for a red bikini, Shizune for a one-piece blue swimming suit, Tsunade opted for a green bikini with special reinforcements ( to sustain the excessive weight ). Now only Anko was left.

"One moment… Done. MORTALS, ADMIRE ME!" Anko opened the door of the changing room.

"! A-ANKO-SAN! THAT IS TOO MUCH!" Too much indeed. For the males, it seemed. The moment Anko opened the door, three in the radius of sight-seeing of the changing room fainted due to a heavy blood-loss. Anko had opened the door with her back facing it, showing to the world her black G-String.

"Not at all, Shizune. It's you that is too less!" Anko pointed to Shizune, and the blushing girl looked around. Tsunade and Kurenai were nodding, agreeing with Anko. "I mean, you have a great body! You should at least TRY to show it! Good thing I brought a bikini as well!"

"EH?! WAIT!" Anko began to pull her towards the changing room. And suddenly… Kurenai and Tsunade began to push her inside. "NOT YOU TOO! TSUNADE-SAMA! KURENAI-SAN!" Pushed inside. Door closed. "WHAT HELL IS THIS?! A SILVER-COLOURED FUDONSHI?! NO! AH, DON'T TOUCH THERE! NO! AAAAH! IT TICKLES! CRAZY! THIS IS PLAIN CRAZY! NO! THAT'S A SENSITIVE SPOT! NO! AAAAAAAAAAH!"

And all the males in a hearing range blushed, imagining the scene in the changing room. And all those who had a girlfriend got bashed, of course.

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Eleven o clock. Time for the bunshin volleyball match. A good amount of crowd had gathered around the web. From Konoha there were Sakura, Neji and Shikamaru. Then Kabuto, always with his tequila… And already tanned?! Then, a lot of people that they didn't know. Judging from how white their skin was, they were probably all from the mist.

"Uhm…" Naruto was reading the paper with the name of the contestants. There was just his one and the one of a certain Mitsuwa Kyoko. "What a name. It can be read as 'Beautiful lethal weapon'… But how come there aren't any other contestants?"

"Because Bunshin specialists are very few, Naruto."

"Oh? Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto turned around to found his favourite teacher with his book, his mask, and his left eye covered by his hair.

"The ninjas with the stamina and the quantity of chakra that is needed to create a good number of bushins without getting tired, to use them as more than a diversion are very few. And the most of them used Elemental ones only, and they used them just nearby that elements." Then, he eyed his student directly. "Naruto, you're probably the greatest Bunshin master ever existed. You're the only one that I've ever known able to create such a great number of bunshin. And with Kage Bunshin, nonetheless. The most useful but at the same time the most tiring of all the Bunshin jutsus."

"Ahahah… Really?" Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly, blushing a little. Then, he heard some cheers from behind him.

"Come on! Where's my opponent? I want to finish this as soon as possible!"

Naruto turned around… And understood that the name of his opponent was fitting. He like Sakura the best, but that didn't mean that he couldn't recognize a beautiful girl when he saw one. The girl that had appeared was very tall. At least as tall as him. she had long blue hair, waist-length, and matching blue eyes. Her body was very tonic and athletic, but not bulky. Her C-cup demonstrated that. And from her pale skin, she was probably from the mist. A particular: she was wearing a black piece of clothing tied around her forehead, as a forehead protector. She was now smiling, in mischief, it seemed.

"… I'm here! Bring it on, girl!" Said Naruto, pumping his fist forward and then walking into his area of the field. The girl took a moment to examine him.

"Uhm… I have to retract. You're not ugly…" She said, after taking in his body, covered just by his orange broad-shorts. "But you're still going to lose!" She said, pointing her right index finger towards him.

"We'll see about that!"

"MISSION 1! START!" Everyone turned towards the suddenly appeared figure of prisoner, and everyone sweatdropped. "I'll be your… REFEREE! Please, create your team right now."

"Ehm… Yes." The girl began to gather chakra… And she placed her hands in a hand-sign that Naruto knew very well.

"!"

"! Kakashi-sensei… Don't tell me…" Sakura was the first one to voice her surprise. But everyone from the leaf was shocked.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" The girl, Kyoko, materialized five bunshins. Cheers from the crowd. She smirked. And all the bunshins and the original pointed their right index finger towards Naruto. "Come on! Show me your Bunshin technique!"

"…" Naruto shook his head, awakening from the shook. He did… Her same hand sign. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

"! EH?!" Exclaimed all the Kyokos in the field, witnessing their blonde opponent performing their same jutsu. Lot of 'wooow' and 'WHAT?' from the mist nins.

"Eheheh… Surprised, aren't you? And this is just the beginning!"

"MISSION 2! Please, be ready to…"

The girls awoke from the shock and placed themselves in a guard position. Naruto did the same. In the meanwhile, Neji took his time to use the Byakugan. But he was veeeeery careful, since he wouldn't want to have another night filled with dreams of impotence and feeling inferior. He checked the chakra reserve of the girl.

"What do you say, Neji?" Asked Shikamaru.

"Hmmm… This girl as a great amount of chakra." Kakashi nodded.

"Is that so… But our Naruto is still superior. His copies will last longer. If he plays well, he will win easily. He just has to not screw up." Kakashi turned a page of his book, chuckling.

"START! HEAVY MACHINE GUN!"

The ball was for Kyoko.

"Served!" She hit the ball, sending it flying towards Naruto.

"Hmph. Easy." The first Naruto easily blocked the ball, and he passed to a second one. He lifted it high in the air. "Attack!"

The third Naruto easily smashed one of the Kyokos, that immediately disappeared. Cheers from some, 'boooohs' from others. But Kyoko seemed unaffected.

Hmmm… Pathetic. I've already figured out how to take care of him.

"Yes! One down! Four more to go!" Cheered Naruto. In the meanwhile, his companions were observing him.

"Hmmm… Kakashi-sensei, I have the sensation…" Started Shikamaru.

"Yes." Immediately commented Kakashi. Incredibly, he had put away his book. "I think he let one of her bunshins get destroyed on purpose. To evaluate Naruto's abilities… Cunning."

"SEEEEEEEEEEEERVICE to Uzumaki NAAAAAAAAAAAruto." Said Prisoner.

"Hop!"

Naruto served with a lot of strength… But one of the Kyokos bounced it back without effort. Then, she passed, with incredible speed.

"!"

"Attack!"

"Gah!" One of the Narutos disappeared. Kakashi just shook his head.

"That girl must be a good ninja. She already figured out Naruto."

"I have to warn you…" She started. Naruto turned her way. "I'm worthy of my name! I'm specialized in improvisation, during battles! I can turn anything into a weapon…" She threw the ball high in the air… And then she jumped after it.

"!"

"Even a volleyball!" She directed the smash towards one of the Narutos. Fortunately, it was the real one. He fell on his butt, hard, but the ball bounced back. The other Narutos repeated what they did before, but this time the girls managed to bounce back the attack.

"You're predictable!" Pass. Smash. Another Naruto down. Just three bunshins remaining.

"Damn it! How…" Cursed Naruto.

"Hmmm… A clever strategy." Commented Kakashi. "Shikamaru?"

"Yes. Among the Kyokos, is always the original to receive Naruto's attack, so that she will not lose a bunshin on that point." Shikamaru talked while the two continued to play. "And now that she understood which Naruto is the real one, she will always aim for the remaining Bunshins." And while he said this, Kyoko destroyed another Bunshin. "As I said… Naruto is in trouble."

"… Probably, but…" Every leaf nin turned towards Kakashi. "Don't forget that Naruto is 'Konoha's most unpredictable ninja' as well." He pointed towards Naruto. He had a serious face… Then, he suddenly smiled, and he sent a knowing glance towards his two remaining bunshins. "Don't forget that the girl has revealed who's the original as well. And Naruto is superior in another two things, to that girl…"

"Ok, guys! Get read!" Said the original Naruto.

"Yes!" Replied the copies.

"?" The Kyokos raised their eyebrows, while one of them served.

"Speed and physical strength." Finished Kakashi.

"Ah!" The bunshin Naruto got out of the way, and the real one took the ball, sending it high in the air. One of the bunshin jumped at the same height… Sending it even higher, where the third Bunshin was waiting.

"!" Kyoko's eyes widened.

"Take this! Uzumaki Naruto no Air Smash!"

The third Naruto hit the ball with so much power and so fast that after hitting one of the bunshins, it bounced away before it disappeared, destroying another one before losing his power.

"!" Incredible…

"Not to brag, but… I'm known as 'Konoha's most unpredictable ninja'! And I'm worth of my name as well!"

"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVICE to NAruTo!"

"…" Kyoko was starting to get nervous. IMaybe I underestimated him? No, it's impossible… I just have to stay calm…/I

"Ok! This is the last service of the game, Mitsuwa-san!" Naruto sent the ball towards the other side of the field… Very slowly.

"?" What? It looks like he wants me to take it… "… Don't take me lightly!"

Kyoko took the ball. Pass. Smash.

"Ok, guys! Ready?!"

The bunshins got out of the way, running in front of the web. The real Naruto bounced it back, placing it above the web, on the center of it. The two bunshins jumped. One clenched the right hand, the other one the left hand, in punches.

"! NARUTO! DON'T OVERDO IT!" Shouted Kakashi.

"Uzumaki Naruto no Double Hard Smash!"

The two bunshins punched the ball. It passed trough the two remaining bunshins of Kyoko… But it didn't stop there.

"!"

The ball had so much power that after the girl received it… It bounced on her face, knocking her unconscious.

"OPS!" Naruto cursed. Too strong…

"THE WINNER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NARUTO Uzumaki. The victory will be added to your personal profile. Have a good day." Prisoner said this and then ran away.

"NARUTO NO BAKA! YOU COULD HAVE SERIOUSLY HURT HER!" Shouted Sakura. Neji, Shikamaru and Kakashi just sighed. There wasn't the need to go that far…

"S-SORRY!" Naruto dispelled his bunshins, and then proceeded to put the girl on his back, giving her a piggy-back. "I'LL CARRY HER TO THE INFIRMARY!" Then, he ran away.

"That baka…" Said Sakura.

"Baka two times." Commented Kakashi-sensei. "The infirmary is the other way."

"…"

In the meanwhile, Kabuto had been silent the entire game. But he decided to finally say something.

"… There's no worm in this tequila. Apart from that, I soooo have to tell this to Sasuke-kun."

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Now, you're probably wondering why Sakura only was there. Particularly why Hinata wasn't at the Volleyball field to cheer for Naruto. Because they were experiencing a bit of problems with the Hyuuga heiress.

"NO! I'M NOT COMING OUT!" The voice of Hinata came from inside a changing room.

"Come on, Hinata! Don't be stupid!" Said TenTen, sighing.

"NOO! THERE'S NO WAY I'M COMING OUT IN THIS… THIS… THIS THING!"

"JESUS, HINATA! IT'S JUST A BIKINI!" Screamed Ino. She had an half idea of destroying the door and forcing Hinata to come out. Then, a voice…

"Need help, girls?"

"Uh?" TenTen and Ino turned around at the same time… And reacted in the same way. "… -O … OO … O.O … OoO… … … … … EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!"

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"… Ahhh! My head… Uh?" When Kyoko awoke, she found out that she was no more on the beach. She was in a shadowed place. And not only that. Judging from her hunger, it was around 2 PM. She looked around. They were in the island's jungle, it seemed. She saw… The blonde idiot who had knocked her unconscious drinking some water from the nearby-stream "… Hey!" She wanted to catch Naruto's attention, while getting back on her feet.

"Uh? Ah, you woke up!" Naruto finished drinking and ran to her. "Are you okay?! I'm sorry, I didn't want to hit you! Not that strong, at least… I've tried to find that damn infirmary for three hours, but in the end I ended up here…"

"Ah, yeah… I lost…" She lowered her head for one moment… The she raised it with an angry face. "DAMN IT! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?! ME, THE BUNSHIN SPECIALIST! DEFEATED!" She turned towards him, and pointed her right index finger towards her. A signature move, probably… "YOU! WHAT'S YOUR RECORD IN BUNSHIN MAKING?!"

"Eh, me?" Naruto scratched his chin, in a thoughtful way. "Well… Two thousand…"

"… TWO THOUSAND?!?!?!?!?!?!" To say that Kyoko was shocked would be to make an understatement. The blonde boy had practically annihilated her record of two hundred. She slumped on her knees, her right eyebrow twitching, a freakish smile on her face. "Two… Thousand…"

"Hey?! Are you okay?! Damn, you're still weak…" Naruto, without waiting for her opinion lifted her and gave her piggyback. "Well, I suppose that it's best if I get you back to beach. You need to rest."

"Ehm… You have carried me around for three hours like this?" Asked Kyoko.

"Yes. I was trying to find the infirmary… But in end I got lost." Naruto began to walk one more time. Kyoko sighed and leaned her head against Naruto's back.

"Well… I suppose that I will take advantage of your kindness…" She said… And then she smiled. So warm…

"You're from the mist, right?" Asked Naruto. Better make some conversation. He had to distract himself from the things on his back.

"Yep." She replied, brushing her cheek a little against him.

"Well… Do you have… I don't know, a particular ability, a Kekkei Genkai?"

"Yes. My speciality is this medical jutsu. It's my family's heirloom, we could say. Just by touching someone, I can know everything about their bodies. Height, weight, diet, the drugs that they use… Everything." Suddenly, Naruto felt a source of chakra from her body to his one. "For example… I… … … OO …"

"Uh? Kyoko?" Naruto turned around. The girl had become completely red, and her eyes were as wide as saucers. She wasn't moving. "DAMN IT! THIS MUST BE BECAUSE OF THE HEAT! I NEED TO HURRY!"

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Sai had witnessed many things in his life. But very few made him sweatdrop, because he wasn't really used to emotion. But one thing that made him sweatdrop hard was the sight of a running Naruto with something that highly resembled a tomato riding his back throwing himself in the sea while screaming 'MAKE WAY!'.

"Puaah! Mitsuwa-san! Are you okay?!" Naruto observed. It seems that the water had worked. Kyoko was no more completely red. She was just flushed.

"Y-Yes…" She managed to say.

"Pheew. Good, then…"

"NARUTO!"

"Uh?" Naruto turned his head. The voice that had called his name was Ino's one. She seemed excited.

"HURRY UP! COME HERE! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT'S UP!"

"Uh… Ok! One minute! Well… See ya around, Mitsuwa-san!" And so, Naruto was away. In the meanwhile, Kyoko was finishing to process her line of thoughts. You see, the detail that had shocked the mist girl was not Naruto's weight, nor his height… But his length.

… 12 inches of lenght+3 inches of diameter+endless stamina+Kage Bunshin… … …

Suddenly, Kyoko's whole head became red, and steam shot out of her ears. Then… She got back on her feet, and still flushing, but with a determined smile and face, she pointed her right index finger towards the direction that Naruto ran off to.

"OK! IT'S DECIDED! UZUMAKI NARUTO, YOU WILL BE MY MAN!" She then screamed.

Continue…

In the next chapter…

After the big surprise of Ino and the other girls, Naruto experiences another day of surprises and shock, one more surprising than the other! Expect even more crack and madness from the next chapter of A.W.C.B.G.L.T.! Stay tuned!